madras paisley
@shilpanova.bsky.social
she/her | trust me, even i'm trying to understand the world's bullshit rn.
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Lillian Milk Chin (aka The Chinster) joins me almost every day for yoga ... & this is basically her interpretation of what yoga is 💞 #Caturday
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lillian Milk Chin (aka The Chinster) joins me almost every day for yoga ... & this is basically her interpretation of what yoga is 💞 #Caturday
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sometimes, a woman posts an incredibly hot pic, and there are 19 replies going "whoa" "gosh" "hdhsjajsvfaod", so you think to yourself, "I have nothing to add to this discussion, they've covered all the bases"
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
sometimes, a woman posts an incredibly hot pic, and there are 19 replies going "whoa" "gosh" "hdhsjajsvfaod", so you think to yourself, "I have nothing to add to this discussion, they've covered all the bases"
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I actually lost a few long term mutuals over the Taylor swift comments on her new album being slightly problematic in parts.
It’s for the best I think. Being a blind sycophant for a billionaire is relatively alarming behaviour. It’s sad and disappointing, but for the best.
🥲🙂↕️
It’s for the best I think. Being a blind sycophant for a billionaire is relatively alarming behaviour. It’s sad and disappointing, but for the best.
🥲🙂↕️
October 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I actually lost a few long term mutuals over the Taylor swift comments on her new album being slightly problematic in parts.
It’s for the best I think. Being a blind sycophant for a billionaire is relatively alarming behaviour. It’s sad and disappointing, but for the best.
🥲🙂↕️
It’s for the best I think. Being a blind sycophant for a billionaire is relatively alarming behaviour. It’s sad and disappointing, but for the best.
🥲🙂↕️
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i think the main problem with taylor swift attempting a thirsty-on-main pivot is that nobody wants to hear about a horny billionaire
October 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i think the main problem with taylor swift attempting a thirsty-on-main pivot is that nobody wants to hear about a horny billionaire
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saying something lightly critical of taylor swift to suicide by cop
October 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
saying something lightly critical of taylor swift to suicide by cop
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Taylor Swift is the Hillary Clinton of music
October 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Taylor Swift is the Hillary Clinton of music
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These leaked Taylor swift lyrics go crazy
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
These leaked Taylor swift lyrics go crazy
my partner sort of just told me to touch some grass in Tamil:
me: "pullarikkudhu bro"
him: "appo pulla sorinjitu va bro"
such chaos, much wow.
me: "pullarikkudhu bro"
him: "appo pulla sorinjitu va bro"
such chaos, much wow.
September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my partner sort of just told me to touch some grass in Tamil:
me: "pullarikkudhu bro"
him: "appo pulla sorinjitu va bro"
such chaos, much wow.
me: "pullarikkudhu bro"
him: "appo pulla sorinjitu va bro"
such chaos, much wow.
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The Alarm. Postcard from my collection. Copyright 1902, unsent.
May 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Alarm. Postcard from my collection. Copyright 1902, unsent.
I realised one way to deal with weaponised incompetence is reverse WI. I'm not sure how effective this is, but it's kind of working out in a situation I'm in.
April 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I realised one way to deal with weaponised incompetence is reverse WI. I'm not sure how effective this is, but it's kind of working out in a situation I'm in.
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In 3 sessions, S&P 500 futures have plunged about 15%. Legit market crash
April 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
In 3 sessions, S&P 500 futures have plunged about 15%. Legit market crash
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4am Bluesky was once about multigender thirst pics and now it's about the imminent global economic collapse and while I know that right now it really does have to be about the latter rather than the former let me tell you I liked it better when it was all about that first thing
April 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
4am Bluesky was once about multigender thirst pics and now it's about the imminent global economic collapse and while I know that right now it really does have to be about the latter rather than the former let me tell you I liked it better when it was all about that first thing
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The administration is a perfect storm of dumb people who enjoy inflicting pain and are addicted to psychotic cruelty and quadrupling down. It ends in total ruin if you don't impeach him.
April 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The administration is a perfect storm of dumb people who enjoy inflicting pain and are addicted to psychotic cruelty and quadrupling down. It ends in total ruin if you don't impeach him.
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Pickles likes new furniture day.
April 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Pickles likes new furniture day.
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(Gary Jules singing)
🎶…it’s fun to stay at the
y-m-c-a…🎶
🎶…it’s fun to stay at the
y-m-c-a…🎶
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
(Gary Jules singing)
🎶…it’s fun to stay at the
y-m-c-a…🎶
🎶…it’s fun to stay at the
y-m-c-a…🎶
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the two ways of talking about your cat are ‘this is the most beautiful creature anyone has ever seen’ and ‘this animal is preposterous, a true accident of nature’
April 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the two ways of talking about your cat are ‘this is the most beautiful creature anyone has ever seen’ and ‘this animal is preposterous, a true accident of nature’
They also got a sort of incel president ngl
April 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
They also got a sort of incel president ngl
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Our garden is off to a great start!
April 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Our garden is off to a great start!
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“There is only one thing worse than fighting with your allies, and that’s fighting without them.”
—Victor Hugo
We’re entering the “worse” phase.
—Victor Hugo
We’re entering the “worse” phase.
April 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“There is only one thing worse than fighting with your allies, and that’s fighting without them.”
—Victor Hugo
We’re entering the “worse” phase.
—Victor Hugo
We’re entering the “worse” phase.
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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It’s a weird day when Joe Rogan is a voice of reason.
April 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s a weird day when Joe Rogan is a voice of reason.
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I think if investors really put their minds to it, they can drive this meter to 0 tomorrow.
after a brief intermission in "fear", we are so back
April 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I think if investors really put their minds to it, they can drive this meter to 0 tomorrow.
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My girlfriend on our second date
HE IS STILL TALKING
April 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My girlfriend on our second date