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Right winger from a left wing family: "I used racist message boards as a form of escapism because my feminist mother tried to make me wear deodorant."
Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
August 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Right winger from a left wing family: "I used racist message boards as a form of escapism because my feminist mother tried to make me wear deodorant."
Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
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I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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*several alarms, bells and sirens sound off all at once*
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
*several alarms, bells and sirens sound off all at once*
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Lost in Random: The Eternal Die courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 8th, 5:30 PM PT
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November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Lost in Random: The Eternal Die courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 8th, 5:30 PM PT
Game is $9.99 on Gamesplanet w/ code RANDOM buff.ly/ql1ya7N
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As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
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My son is rolling up underwater creatures in Katamari and he found a mollusk and was confused by it and he said “maybe it’s a ghost in the shell” and now I’m extremely confused and trying to figure out where that came from. Who is exposing my child to anime???
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My son is rolling up underwater creatures in Katamari and he found a mollusk and was confused by it and he said “maybe it’s a ghost in the shell” and now I’m extremely confused and trying to figure out where that came from. Who is exposing my child to anime???
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things bullets say
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
things bullets say
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the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week
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Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
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Coffeeheads love to be like "It's nutty bold dark roast with hints of caramel and lilacs" and it tastes like doo doo with hints of poo poo
August 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Coffeeheads love to be like "It's nutty bold dark roast with hints of caramel and lilacs" and it tastes like doo doo with hints of poo poo
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IMO there's a real reluctance among some to even engage w/the possibility that the limitations of earlier hardware generations might have contributed something valuable to our experiences with some games on them. Some simply must see technically more advanced graphics as an inherent, objective good.
I reviewed Metal Gear Solid Delta - and I feel the same about it that I do about Persona 3 Reload - I don’t really know why it exists. I think this remake doesn’t quite get how the limitations of the PS2 were important to the game’s identity (1/2) www.inverse.com/gaming/metal...
'Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater' Made Me Question Why Video Games Get Remakes
'Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater' is a competent remake of an all-time classic, but it does lose a bit of the original's vibrant personality in the process.
www.inverse.com
August 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
IMO there's a real reluctance among some to even engage w/the possibility that the limitations of earlier hardware generations might have contributed something valuable to our experiences with some games on them. Some simply must see technically more advanced graphics as an inherent, objective good.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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DEBUTING AT EVO 2025, @artistblack.net AND @persona.bsky.social PRESENT:
🏴🏴🏴 SCOTTISH FIGHTER 🏴🏴🏴
A new line of posters, keychains and stickers featuring our favorite Scottish characters! Who is your favorite? Who will reign supreme?? Come to Artist Alley A81 to get yours!
🏴🏴🏴 SCOTTISH FIGHTER 🏴🏴🏴
A new line of posters, keychains and stickers featuring our favorite Scottish characters! Who is your favorite? Who will reign supreme?? Come to Artist Alley A81 to get yours!
July 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
DEBUTING AT EVO 2025, @artistblack.net AND @persona.bsky.social PRESENT:
🏴🏴🏴 SCOTTISH FIGHTER 🏴🏴🏴
A new line of posters, keychains and stickers featuring our favorite Scottish characters! Who is your favorite? Who will reign supreme?? Come to Artist Alley A81 to get yours!
🏴🏴🏴 SCOTTISH FIGHTER 🏴🏴🏴
A new line of posters, keychains and stickers featuring our favorite Scottish characters! Who is your favorite? Who will reign supreme?? Come to Artist Alley A81 to get yours!
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 15 Steam codes for Dungeons & Dragons Neverwinter Nights 2: Enhanced Edition courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on July 20th, 6 PM PT
game is available now on PC and consoles store.steampowered.com/app/2738630/...
game is available now on PC and consoles store.steampowered.com/app/2738630/...
July 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 15 Steam codes for Dungeons & Dragons Neverwinter Nights 2: Enhanced Edition courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on July 20th, 6 PM PT
game is available now on PC and consoles store.steampowered.com/app/2738630/...
game is available now on PC and consoles store.steampowered.com/app/2738630/...
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The Texas Death Match between Jon Moxley & Hangman Adam Page was a big, bad motherfucker of a match, a transcendent AEW moment whose legend will only grow from Saturday, a redemption story so strong it healed some wounds that stretched back to 1997.
For @vgbees.com:
vgbees.com/texas-death-...
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vgbees.com/texas-death-...
Texas Death Breathes New Life Into Professional Wrestling - VGBees
Editor’s note: this piece contains images and descriptions of violent wrestling matches and moments featuring blood, simulated strangling/asphyxiation, and more. These images have not been...
vgbees.com
July 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Texas Death Match between Jon Moxley & Hangman Adam Page was a big, bad motherfucker of a match, a transcendent AEW moment whose legend will only grow from Saturday, a redemption story so strong it healed some wounds that stretched back to 1997.
For @vgbees.com:
vgbees.com/texas-death-...
For @vgbees.com:
vgbees.com/texas-death-...
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confidence is hot, babey
July 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
confidence is hot, babey