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Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
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Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
Economy so *ucked up even the Poké-nomy feelin it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Economy so *ucked up even the Poké-nomy feelin it.
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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Me stoned as hell watching the microwave s'mores cook
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me stoned as hell watching the microwave s'mores cook
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![Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zydgjqemjfmpsqhapszqqsuw/bafkreiahbjahry4njjbltwehfxaa6idegnd5xmc5rfzfoaagdwzocbff6u@jpeg)
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Cc liberals, read:
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cc liberals, read:
Finally they admit Pokèmon poop.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Finally they admit Pokèmon poop.
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Absolutely sadistic.
A Dem Congress should pass a law banning anyone who is currently serving with ICE or CBP from future Fed employment.
The Feds should condition all future Fed grants to police depts on blanket refusals to hire ppl who were in ICE/CBP right now.
A Dem Congress should pass a law banning anyone who is currently serving with ICE or CBP from future Fed employment.
The Feds should condition all future Fed grants to police depts on blanket refusals to hire ppl who were in ICE/CBP right now.
Or Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s been in America since he was two years old.
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
Help Rodney Taylor, a Disabled Double Amputee Being Held by ICE
Rodney has been in the country more than 40 years. He's in solitary confinement in Georgia, being denied disability accommodations and having his medical needs ignored. He must be released.
www.disabledginger.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Absolutely sadistic.
A Dem Congress should pass a law banning anyone who is currently serving with ICE or CBP from future Fed employment.
The Feds should condition all future Fed grants to police depts on blanket refusals to hire ppl who were in ICE/CBP right now.
A Dem Congress should pass a law banning anyone who is currently serving with ICE or CBP from future Fed employment.
The Feds should condition all future Fed grants to police depts on blanket refusals to hire ppl who were in ICE/CBP right now.
Just gonna give the world's biggest spider web a lil push, maybe even a gentle caress.
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just gonna give the world's biggest spider web a lil push, maybe even a gentle caress.
No babe, the Doom: The Dark Ages Doom Slayer 1/1 Scale Wearable Helmet stays ON during sex.
Doom: The Dark Ages Doom Slayer 1/1 Scale Wearable Helmet Bundle is $104.99 on BBTS DOTD buff.ly/HwrWMod
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No babe, the Doom: The Dark Ages Doom Slayer 1/1 Scale Wearable Helmet stays ON during sex.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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AYO! The new #Tombpunk book, Shallow Graves, is currently live on KS & *I* wrote the titular adventure for it! 🌙🕷
Please do me a favor, and share this far & wide, in the hopes that its success will lead to more opportunities to write with/for other wonderful people's #TTRPG projects 🎲 #OSR
Please do me a favor, and share this far & wide, in the hopes that its success will lead to more opportunities to write with/for other wonderful people's #TTRPG projects 🎲 #OSR
Shallow Graves: Cult of the Moon Spider for Tombpunk RPG
All-new adventures, Stick Figures, and a reprint for the lo-fi, high-chaos roleplaying game TOMBPUNK!
www.kickstarter.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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The pickle flavor is subtle but playful, teasing you with the essence of dill, dancing blithely atop the Flamin' Hot seasoning which asserts it's force directly
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The pickle flavor is subtle but playful, teasing you with the essence of dill, dancing blithely atop the Flamin' Hot seasoning which asserts it's force directly
Trying to get back on antidepressants after unsuccesfully trying 5 different meds, and my insurance doesn't want to cover either of the two options my doctor wants to try.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Trying to get back on antidepressants after unsuccesfully trying 5 different meds, and my insurance doesn't want to cover either of the two options my doctor wants to try.
TIL how insurance companies make money is taking our premiums and investing in the stock market. I learned this because the house insurers that dropped fire coverage from Californians due to climate change are in hot water for putting investments in oil companies driving climate change.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
TIL how insurance companies make money is taking our premiums and investing in the stock market. I learned this because the house insurers that dropped fire coverage from Californians due to climate change are in hot water for putting investments in oil companies driving climate change.
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pictured, the "apolitical youth" with members of congress
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
pictured, the "apolitical youth" with members of congress
The Canari subplot in Pokémon ZA really captures everything I hate about streamer culture.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Canari subplot in Pokémon ZA really captures everything I hate about streamer culture.
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so this is a tactic that Legacy Media is going to use for the next ten years-ish:
“Gen Z is doing everything right where Millennials failed”
it’s incredibly nefarious and is being used to try to drag Millennials to the Right.
“Gen Z is doing everything right where Millennials failed”
it’s incredibly nefarious and is being used to try to drag Millennials to the Right.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
so this is a tactic that Legacy Media is going to use for the next ten years-ish:
“Gen Z is doing everything right where Millennials failed”
it’s incredibly nefarious and is being used to try to drag Millennials to the Right.
“Gen Z is doing everything right where Millennials failed”
it’s incredibly nefarious and is being used to try to drag Millennials to the Right.
Good things are possible. 🤯
Mamdani: Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job, a single mom still waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with their back against the wall—your struggle is ours too
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Good things are possible. 🤯
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new york city - november 5 2025
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
new york city - november 5 2025
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November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social air this during the Dick Cheney CNN tribute
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social air this during the Dick Cheney CNN tribute
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November 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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