Chief Georgia O' Keef
@jumanjimachine.bsky.social
Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
Pinned
Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
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wow so it's illegal to make plans with pedophiles now
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
wow so it's illegal to make plans with pedophiles now
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The ICE agent who killed Renee Good was proudly recording it and the CBP agents who killed Alex Pretti were captured from half a dozen angles and they still called Pretti a terrorist.
Bodycams aren’t going to do shit to stop them from executing people in the streets.
Bodycams aren’t going to do shit to stop them from executing people in the streets.
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The ICE agent who killed Renee Good was proudly recording it and the CBP agents who killed Alex Pretti were captured from half a dozen angles and they still called Pretti a terrorist.
Bodycams aren’t going to do shit to stop them from executing people in the streets.
Bodycams aren’t going to do shit to stop them from executing people in the streets.
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
*to the tune of "I wanna Hold Your Hand by The Beatles"
I WANNA POOP YOUR PANTS
I WANNA POOP YOUR PANTS
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
*to the tune of "I wanna Hold Your Hand by The Beatles"
I WANNA POOP YOUR PANTS
I WANNA POOP YOUR PANTS
Walnuts imply the existence of windonuts
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Walnuts imply the existence of windonuts
Got to see one of my favorite movies in theaters at an Alamo.
January 31, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Got to see one of my favorite movies in theaters at an Alamo.
I don't get "smash burgers" a thinner patty, that's just a worse burger.
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I don't get "smash burgers" a thinner patty, that's just a worse burger.
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Been waiting for electricians to finish doing work in the shop. Haven't seen them all week except for today when a guy just stood by the electrical panel for awhile and when I walked by he was just watching a video of a girl in a yellow dress dancing in a backyard.
Don't think he did any actual work
Don't think he did any actual work
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Been waiting for electricians to finish doing work in the shop. Haven't seen them all week except for today when a guy just stood by the electrical panel for awhile and when I walked by he was just watching a video of a girl in a yellow dress dancing in a backyard.
Don't think he did any actual work
Don't think he did any actual work
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"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island" is exactly what I say to people when i am "REFUSING" to associate with them
www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...
www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...
Musk to Epstein: ‘What Day/Night Will Be the Wildest Party on Your Island?’
New emails show Musk has been lying about his relationship with Epstein.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island" is exactly what I say to people when i am "REFUSING" to associate with them
www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...
www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...
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These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée
feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée
Got on the elevator with the president of my company and I got off on the wrong floor and she had to direct me to the correct floor. Going to be thinking about this blunder all day.
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Got on the elevator with the president of my company and I got off on the wrong floor and she had to direct me to the correct floor. Going to be thinking about this blunder all day.
Return To Silent Hill:
I have a soft spot for the Silent Hill movies so I had to see this in theaters. Aesthetically it's Silent Hill 2 but storywise not so much which makes some of the symbolism and scenes from the game they recreated feel off. I still enjoyed it.
I have a soft spot for the Silent Hill movies so I had to see this in theaters. Aesthetically it's Silent Hill 2 but storywise not so much which makes some of the symbolism and scenes from the game they recreated feel off. I still enjoyed it.
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Return To Silent Hill:
I have a soft spot for the Silent Hill movies so I had to see this in theaters. Aesthetically it's Silent Hill 2 but storywise not so much which makes some of the symbolism and scenes from the game they recreated feel off. I still enjoyed it.
I have a soft spot for the Silent Hill movies so I had to see this in theaters. Aesthetically it's Silent Hill 2 but storywise not so much which makes some of the symbolism and scenes from the game they recreated feel off. I still enjoyed it.
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Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
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ah, so the usual track
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
ah, so the usual track
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perfect. no notes. 10/10. absolute cinema ✋🥸✋
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
perfect. no notes. 10/10. absolute cinema ✋🥸✋
*setting a cup down in the driveway and backing up over it*
Yeah I don't get what all the hype is about. I runneth over my cup and now I have no cup.
Yeah I don't get what all the hype is about. I runneth over my cup and now I have no cup.
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 PM
*setting a cup down in the driveway and backing up over it*
Yeah I don't get what all the hype is about. I runneth over my cup and now I have no cup.
Yeah I don't get what all the hype is about. I runneth over my cup and now I have no cup.
Ever since they put that big dumb baby in charge this company has gone down the drain.
Coworker:
shhh he's coming.
Boss Baby:
*crawling up* goo goo ga ga
Coworker:
shhh he's coming.
Boss Baby:
*crawling up* goo goo ga ga
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Ever since they put that big dumb baby in charge this company has gone down the drain.
Coworker:
shhh he's coming.
Boss Baby:
*crawling up* goo goo ga ga
Coworker:
shhh he's coming.
Boss Baby:
*crawling up* goo goo ga ga
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Death Grips voice:
pee-pee-pee-pee poo-poo-poo-poo
cum-cum-cum-cum doo-doo-doo-doo
pee-pee-pee-pee poo-poo-poo-poo
cum-cum-cum-cum doo-doo-doo-doo
January 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Death Grips voice:
pee-pee-pee-pee poo-poo-poo-poo
cum-cum-cum-cum doo-doo-doo-doo
pee-pee-pee-pee poo-poo-poo-poo
cum-cum-cum-cum doo-doo-doo-doo
My new piece for the NYT:
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Night Court because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with justice at night.”
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Night Court because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with justice at night.”
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 AM
My new piece for the NYT:
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Night Court because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with justice at night.”
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Night Court because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with justice at night.”
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.