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Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.
Chains that outsourced their delivery to DoorDash instead of hiring drivers - please burn all your stores down and exit business ownership immediately.
September 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Chains that outsourced their delivery to DoorDash instead of hiring drivers - please burn all your stores down and exit business ownership immediately.
I know how yarmulke is pronounced but I misread it 10000% of the time.
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I know how yarmulke is pronounced but I misread it 10000% of the time.
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Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
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"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics
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It shouldn’t be surprising that all of the free speech comedians are so silent
September 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It shouldn’t be surprising that all of the free speech comedians are so silent
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i constantly think about this post
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If you’re enjoying Gavin Newsom’s tweets & it gives you a fun charge I will not try to talk you out of that but I would say whatever value the tweets have is not great enough to excuse him from criticism. Yes, even now.
September 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If you’re enjoying Gavin Newsom’s tweets & it gives you a fun charge I will not try to talk you out of that but I would say whatever value the tweets have is not great enough to excuse him from criticism. Yes, even now.
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There is only one thing more cringe than “God Bless our First Lady. She, of course, is wiser than all of us” and it is “I am the U.S. Energy Secretary and I talk to ChatGPT about how to cure cancer.”
Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "I'm working every day on using AI to figure out how to cure cancer or launch fusion energy or understand dark matter. Our Defense Department is trying to figure out how to keep America safe. God bless the First Lady. She of course is wiser than all of us."
September 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
There is only one thing more cringe than “God Bless our First Lady. She, of course, is wiser than all of us” and it is “I am the U.S. Energy Secretary and I talk to ChatGPT about how to cure cancer.”
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I think that any big tech company that walks away from AI will have celebrations like the end of Return of the Jedi. Is anyone having fun? Does anyone *really* like this? It all feels so strained, so distant. Even the people who love AI talk about it like someone has their family captive. It’s sad!
September 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I think that any big tech company that walks away from AI will have celebrations like the end of Return of the Jedi. Is anyone having fun? Does anyone *really* like this? It all feels so strained, so distant. Even the people who love AI talk about it like someone has their family captive. It’s sad!
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i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad
September 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad
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Since no one judge follows me here, I'll share a fun fact - I proposed to my fiancée at a dispo cuz the view was nice
September 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Since no one judge follows me here, I'll share a fun fact - I proposed to my fiancée at a dispo cuz the view was nice
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Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
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This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved
August 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved
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One thing I believe is that it’s a super good look for a TV network to cancel a show in a what seems like an effort to get in the good graces of a guy who that very day was revealed to have signed a birthday card to a famous sex criminal: “Shhh I’ll never tell xoxo gossip pedophile.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
One thing I believe is that it’s a super good look for a TV network to cancel a show in a what seems like an effort to get in the good graces of a guy who that very day was revealed to have signed a birthday card to a famous sex criminal: “Shhh I’ll never tell xoxo gossip pedophile.”
My boss and I have been using "telling a secret" as a euphemism for taking a shit and it brings me great joy every time I say it.
July 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My boss and I have been using "telling a secret" as a euphemism for taking a shit and it brings me great joy every time I say it.
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Brennan's announcement
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Brennan's announcement
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Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
June 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
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“After two glorious years at the helm of this wonderful company, I have decided that being CEO during the release of Mechahitler was honestly a pretty bad vibe.”
Linda Yaccarino announces she’s stepping down as the CEO of X
July 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“After two glorious years at the helm of this wonderful company, I have decided that being CEO during the release of Mechahitler was honestly a pretty bad vibe.”
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Are they going to start paying taxes??
The IRS said clergy and houses of worship should be allowed to make political endorsements, a potential move away from a 71-year-old policy that banned the mixing of religion and politics.
IRS: Churches should be allowed to make political endorsements
Since 1954, the IRS has banned nonprofits — including congregations — from participating in political campaigns. The agency now says political endorsements by churches should be allowed.
wapo.st
July 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Are they going to start paying taxes??
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.