Robo
sgt-robo.bsky.social
Robo
@sgt-robo.bsky.social
23, aro/aego, Chaotic Neutral, Lurker, "Gamer", Autistic, ADHD, Public Safety worker, Anti-Authoritarian, Anti-Bigotry
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A list of what to expect from me
- Pictures of my cats
- D&D stuff
- Gaming stuff
- Random thoughts I get
- Replies to artists I like
- Reposts of Art I like
- More random bullshit
- Possibly politics
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Reminder: the only number that matters to them is users. Blueberry has seventeen Bs if that makes the metrics go up
August 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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This is the way.
August 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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my message for the AI developers of the world
August 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
August 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh god, it's my birthday, I'm older. Fuck. 23 now.
August 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
July 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Next time Democrats say that they want to find someone who excites young voters and gets more people engaged, think about how extraordinarily weird and racist they got when Mamdani won his primary by a landslide.
My statement after meeting with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social:
June 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My sister responded to this picture with "a himbo," so I had to explain the concept to my mom. Fun times. We came to the conclusion that the assessment was accurate.
May 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Lumps
April 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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"yeah he was big on twitter until it came out that he dmed like half the girls on there about his cum" is normally a story about some anon joke account from 2017 named like "buttuncle" and not the richest man in the world
April 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Mr. Altman your money is no good here
April 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13.

“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
April 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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No trans people were consulted on this decision that only affects trans people. In fact trans people were actively barred from consulting on this decision that only affects trans people. But transphobic bigots? Oh they got consulted for days.

Fucking grim. I'm absolutely fuming.
The UK Supreme Court has unanimously decided that the definition of sex under the Equality Act 2010 refers solely to biological sex, and does not include people with a Gender Recognition Certificate.
April 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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the UK legally institutionalizing transmisogyny today will streamline the processes of the sexual exploitation and transfemicide of trans women, a social strata towards whom misogynistic violence will be refused to be named as such thus continuing to underground it.
i don't really think transmisogynistic violence is "[cis women's] problem to solve", insofar as it is something rarely given serious theoretical consideration by people in general. trans women are subjects of each others liberation, as women and as trans people. however,
April 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Not gonna believe it until it happens but holy fuck if it does happen it's gonna be so funny. The posting through it will be biblical.
EXCLUSIVE: Trump has told his inner circle, including members of his Cabinet, that Elon Musk will soon be stepping back from his current role as governing partner, ubiquitous cheerleader and Washington hatchet man. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Who wants to help me go to my boss and ask for more than a 3% cost of living increase because games are now $80
April 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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When law-enforcement officials start publicly calling for counter actions against those seeking to limit the damage done by a fascist government, you are careening towards open violence that will be protected and backed by the state.
Is it normal for a law enforcement officer to post something like this
April 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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👍
April 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Just an utterly feckless party that will be defended to the death by people who think it’s childish to demand better than the last 50 years we’ve been given.
The Dems immediately - IMMEDIATELY pissed away every ounce of goodwill Booker built for them over the past 24 hours in five seconds.

Holy fuck.
No objections to Risch’s unanimous consent motion, not even from @schatz.bsky.social.
April 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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incredible comedic timing at least
No objections to Risch’s unanimous consent motion, not even from @schatz.bsky.social.
April 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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every single trans person in america still pissing in the right public bathroom and every immigrant still going to work is braver than every single democrat who couldn’t be bothered to object to unanimous consent for the big dick toilet guy after all of that.
April 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM