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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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Oh, that's where I know him from
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh, that's where I know him from
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
1. Mountain Goats / The New Pornographers at Wolf Trap
2. Mitski at Merriweather Post Pavilion
3. Porter Robinson and Madeon at Echostage
4. Jeff Mangum at The Blue Note
5. Babymetal at Armory
1. Mountain Goats / The New Pornographers at Wolf Trap
2. Mitski at Merriweather Post Pavilion
3. Porter Robinson and Madeon at Echostage
4. Jeff Mangum at The Blue Note
5. Babymetal at Armory
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
1. Barenaked Ladies at Universal Mardi Gras
2. Weird Al in Indianapolis
3. Mountain Goats in Durham
4. Jonathan Coluton in Raleigh
5. Flight of the Conchords in Cary
Look when you’re not a music guy you see a lot of novelty/comedy bands
1. Barenaked Ladies at Universal Mardi Gras
2. Weird Al in Indianapolis
3. Mountain Goats in Durham
4. Jonathan Coluton in Raleigh
5. Flight of the Conchords in Cary
Look when you’re not a music guy you see a lot of novelty/comedy bands
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
the Mountain Goats
the National
Jeff Mangum
Against Me!
Jenny Lewis circa The Voyager
the Mountain Goats
the National
Jeff Mangum
Against Me!
Jenny Lewis circa The Voyager
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
1. Mountain Goats / The New Pornographers at Wolf Trap
2. Mitski at Merriweather Post Pavilion
3. Porter Robinson and Madeon at Echostage
4. Jeff Mangum at The Blue Note
5. Babymetal at Armory
1. Mountain Goats / The New Pornographers at Wolf Trap
2. Mitski at Merriweather Post Pavilion
3. Porter Robinson and Madeon at Echostage
4. Jeff Mangum at The Blue Note
5. Babymetal at Armory
you ever think about the extensive product placement for the Sega Dreamcast in the movie Josie and the Pussycats? because I think about it all the time
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
you ever think about the extensive product placement for the Sega Dreamcast in the movie Josie and the Pussycats? because I think about it all the time
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yes bro! please bust out your grok let it analyze me and say forbidden words at me 😂😂😂
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
yes bro! please bust out your grok let it analyze me and say forbidden words at me 😂😂😂
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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
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that 5 dollar indie roguelike you played last year on steam has a new announcement for you: they have made the ugliest plush toy you've ever seen
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
that 5 dollar indie roguelike you played last year on steam has a new announcement for you: they have made the ugliest plush toy you've ever seen
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A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
modern day Columbo episodes:
-murderer claims to have been watching a show just before midnight that left Netflix at midnight
-audio recording of the murder with the new Taylor Swift album couldn't have been from a free Spotify account
-murderer's Steam Frame headset didn't have color passthrough
-murderer claims to have been watching a show just before midnight that left Netflix at midnight
-audio recording of the murder with the new Taylor Swift album couldn't have been from a free Spotify account
-murderer's Steam Frame headset didn't have color passthrough
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
modern day Columbo episodes:
-murderer claims to have been watching a show just before midnight that left Netflix at midnight
-audio recording of the murder with the new Taylor Swift album couldn't have been from a free Spotify account
-murderer's Steam Frame headset didn't have color passthrough
-murderer claims to have been watching a show just before midnight that left Netflix at midnight
-audio recording of the murder with the new Taylor Swift album couldn't have been from a free Spotify account
-murderer's Steam Frame headset didn't have color passthrough
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Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.