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Bart “More Asbestos!” Jones
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Who needs enemies when our friends presume we can simply compel our enemies to good action but we just don’t want to?
At least the Democrats shut down the government for over a month and got absolutely nothing in return
NEW: Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January

Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.

Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.

Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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a) "China" as a single national polity is an extremely recent concept
b) China spent the first half of the 20th century not even slightly unified, with a prominent warlord period followed by a prominent civil war and Japanese invasion
c) how do you think the PRC unified China?
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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“Water shortages are already threatening lives all over the planet, from the Middle East and North Africa to South Asia and right here in the American Southwest.”

… right here in the American southwest... in… Manhattan???

thanks to @estupi.do for pointing this out lol
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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weird Twitter leftists be like

repeatedly stripping copper wiring from the subway, causing delays for millions of people and risking a derailment? not a big deal

calling for the person who stripped copper to go to jail? a month in prison for you
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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"It's easier on the app!"

Not my problem. Improve your site.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Tell you what. My teenage years would have been much more peaceful if family members could have used WhatsApp to communicate at home rather than shouting at each other up and down the stairs in our tall, narrow, house.
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”

“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Sharing a bed should be like boxing:
• meet in the middle
• fist-bump
• put in mouthguards
• go to separate corners
• no touching until 1st bell
January 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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*RECORD SCRATCH* Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I got myself in this situation-
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I was looking at a pic taken from a drone, over my tiny hometown. I realized I could see my childhood home, my church, but also the graves of both grandparents, a few uncles, my dad and my brother. All but one of my fave people in the world now rest in this one small area, in this pic.
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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At some point, Europeans are going to need to grapple with the fact that they've allowed the United States to be their sineater.
holy shit: “Among the 2,000 UK adults surveyed, 85% were unaware that Britain forcibly transported more than 3 million Africans to the Caribbean, 89% did not know that Britain enslaved people in the Caribbean for more than 300 years” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Caribbean reparations leaders in ‘historic’ first UK visit to press for justice
CRC mission will seek to deepen public understanding of Britain’s colonial legacy and its lasting impact
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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It’s not gay if you’re both president for two terms
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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“marjorie taylor brown (green grass turns brown when it begins to rot!)” is so weak. it’s like the posting equivalent of watching that final year of peyton manning
With his boat taking on water, Trump is having to complain as much about Republicans (Paul, Massie, Greene, etc.) as he is Democrats.

#LameDuckWatch 🦆
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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We need the nonvoters that MAGA activated to go back to being nonvoters. They had no business participating in civil society. Their civic duty is to shut up and let the adults decide things.
it’s a wrap. my magat aunt said she’s done with politics 🤣🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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i hate the first few months after you get a new pit installed where you keep falling in it
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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i love making chicken/veggie stock bc it's like making a preliminary soup that you use for real soup later out of the stuff that didn't make the cut for the starting lineup soup.
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Something I’ve noticed is there seems to be a sort of pervasive assumption that the status quo has gravity. That there’s a natural, comfortable way things should be and that deviations from the normal state of the world will correct themselves in time.

But as a paleontologist, I know this is false.
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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tbh sharia law sounds pretty dope i loved hips don’t lie
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I am very much afraid that "this non nazi leftist was so dumb he spent 18 years wearing a nazi tattoo"is not the endorsement that you seem to think it is
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The traditional fall activities are still the best. Picking apples. Making scarecrows. Floating out to sea in a hollow giant pumpkin
October 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM