Sean Pullman
seanpu11man.bsky.social
Sean Pullman
@seanpu11man.bsky.social
Musician and aspiring mixing & mastering engineer.

Father, husband, celebrity look-alike.
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At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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if ur ever in a cybertruck 1. drop a google pin so we can track down ur captor but 2. immediately and loudly ask "grok what was the last thing we were talking about?"
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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just tightening the same toilet seat bolt every week until I die
September 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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H.R.E.A.M. (Hummus Rules Everything Around Me)
September 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Every photo of RFKJr looks like that frame in the horror movie when they've just replaced the actor with the practical effects dummy that is about to have its head explode, or face melt, or turn into The Thing
May 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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thinking about Skyfall (2012) again. jesus christ
February 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Pitch for new Ford Mustang slogan: “Going the Same Speed as You, Just Much Louder”
January 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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ass cheeks so pale they could make a werewolf transform
June 23, 2024 at 3:14 PM
What the hell? @merriam-webster.com
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Feels like a plan to fire desantis after getting him to leave Florida
December 4, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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[introducing girlfriend to my family]
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck
November 20, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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Columbus wasn’t Italian or American and never was in America, so if we are gonna have a national holiday representing the Italian American community I propose we honor Steve Albini, an actual Italian American who never committed genocide and was a generally good person
October 14, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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Lmao
October 6, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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love this idea not only for the climate but also for helping the car not be boiling lava hot in the summertime after an hour of shopping
August 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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27 cleverly put insults. Couldn't help chuckle a bit 😉
August 17, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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One amazingly refreshing thing about the Olympics is sports without constant references to betting
August 10, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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*knock knock* “Howdy neighbor, may I offer you my warm recommendation for a plumbing service? Or perhaps my favorite teacher of the ancient art of playing the harp? You do have a harp in there, I assume.”
They’re not weird folks. Stop saying they’re weird.
August 3, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Oh boy, $150,000!
July 2, 2024 at 1:30 AM