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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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Saw Flight with a law school buddy at the AMC Magic Johnson when it came out.
During the scene where Denzel gets rid of all the liquor in his cabin, a guy in front of us, very audibly, lamented "NO, NOT THE HENNY!"
During the scene where Denzel gets rid of all the liquor in his cabin, a guy in front of us, very audibly, lamented "NO, NOT THE HENNY!"
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Saw Flight with a law school buddy at the AMC Magic Johnson when it came out.
During the scene where Denzel gets rid of all the liquor in his cabin, a guy in front of us, very audibly, lamented "NO, NOT THE HENNY!"
During the scene where Denzel gets rid of all the liquor in his cabin, a guy in front of us, very audibly, lamented "NO, NOT THE HENNY!"
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some guy who won the Nobel for particle physics or something is going to get black bagged by an 11th grader named Bracen Walmart
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem just announced she's removing the age limit for ICE applicants, which allows literal teenagers to now apply. What could possibly go wrong?
August 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
some guy who won the Nobel for particle physics or something is going to get black bagged by an 11th grader named Bracen Walmart
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As someone whose lovemaking is often critiqued for “being so exquisite as to cheapen the years that remain to me,” I believe that this happened.
ICYMI: Death Stranding 2: On the Beach creator, Hideo Kojima, reportedly changed the game halfway through because playtesting results were "too good," and he doesn't want his work to be "mainstream."
#IGNSummerOfGaming
#IGNSummerOfGaming
Hideo Kojima Made Significant Changes To Death Stranding 2 Because Playtesters Thought It Was 'Too Good'
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June 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
As someone whose lovemaking is often critiqued for “being so exquisite as to cheapen the years that remain to me,” I believe that this happened.
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We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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I just received the galley copies for proof-reading. The book will be out in a few months, will all royalties donated to charity. It's the culmination of years of dangerous work corrupting my mind reading things like the New York Times. Hopefully I'll see you at a book event near you in the spring.
November 17, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I just received the galley copies for proof-reading. The book will be out in a few months, will all royalties donated to charity. It's the culmination of years of dangerous work corrupting my mind reading things like the New York Times. Hopefully I'll see you at a book event near you in the spring.
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a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy is that i'm getting emails from my kids' schools assuring me that the teachers are dedicated to protecting my children against the federal government
January 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy is that i'm getting emails from my kids' schools assuring me that the teachers are dedicated to protecting my children against the federal government
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it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol
January 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol
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bad news for israel.. the last time a Palestinian came back from the dead they made a whole ass religion out of it
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
bad news for israel.. the last time a Palestinian came back from the dead they made a whole ass religion out of it
for at least a few weeks now Facebook shows me virtually nothing from people I follow. It fills my feed with posts from pages it thinks I would like that are just mass appeal slop.
January 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
for at least a few weeks now Facebook shows me virtually nothing from people I follow. It fills my feed with posts from pages it thinks I would like that are just mass appeal slop.
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Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992:
“If money is evil then that building is hell. this is the most obnoxious group of money hungry — low IQ, high energy, wannabe-big-time, small time, shit talking, irritating bunch of motherfuckers … I have ever had to endure for more than five minutes."
“If money is evil then that building is hell. this is the most obnoxious group of money hungry — low IQ, high energy, wannabe-big-time, small time, shit talking, irritating bunch of motherfuckers … I have ever had to endure for more than five minutes."
January 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992:
“If money is evil then that building is hell. this is the most obnoxious group of money hungry — low IQ, high energy, wannabe-big-time, small time, shit talking, irritating bunch of motherfuckers … I have ever had to endure for more than five minutes."
“If money is evil then that building is hell. this is the most obnoxious group of money hungry — low IQ, high energy, wannabe-big-time, small time, shit talking, irritating bunch of motherfuckers … I have ever had to endure for more than five minutes."
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Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free
January 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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The Steelers play football like someone trying to shit with half an asshole
January 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Steelers play football like someone trying to shit with half an asshole
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Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
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I love starting up new pc games for the first time and it taking 10 minutes to compile shaders before I can play
January 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I love starting up new pc games for the first time and it taking 10 minutes to compile shaders before I can play
abc showing us a recap of the election highlights from this year just minutes before the new year is diabolical as a reminder that we should go into 2025 expecting everything to get much worse
January 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
abc showing us a recap of the election highlights from this year just minutes before the new year is diabolical as a reminder that we should go into 2025 expecting everything to get much worse
2024 has been a hell of a year
January 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
2024 has been a hell of a year
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