Marie (same one)
@marieberd.bsky.social
got to see Edi Patterson pull off a virtuosic improv performance last night honestly if she does any more of these RUN DONT WALK www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar-squ...
October 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
got to see Edi Patterson pull off a virtuosic improv performance last night honestly if she does any more of these RUN DONT WALK www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar-squ...
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Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT VALLEYS, THAT'S ALL
Kaleb Horton has departed this life, and for those left behind there is nothing that reconciles any part of what’s happened with what should’ve happened. He had a family, grieving now. He had friends,...
channel-6.ghost.io
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
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AI slop horrible and bad but also Kaleb was a stone-cold shitposter and I believe in my heart he would have found this one fucking hilarious
October 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
AI slop horrible and bad but also Kaleb was a stone-cold shitposter and I believe in my heart he would have found this one fucking hilarious
I mean. yeah
bro anyone else have thursday nostalgia. like remember when it was thursday last week. that was so dope... they dont do it like that anymore. take me back 😭
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I mean. yeah
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wrote about a great writer thealexpress.substack.com/p/kaleb-horton
Kaleb Horton
Writing can be beautiful.
thealexpress.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
wrote about a great writer thealexpress.substack.com/p/kaleb-horton
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I believe my friend Kaleb Horton would find it funny that he died before GTA VI came out. And I choose to believe he is playing it right now in Heaven, just like he looked forward to doing, with special, massive DLC content only available to angels, and NOT more GTA Online bullshit.
September 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I believe my friend Kaleb Horton would find it funny that he died before GTA VI came out. And I choose to believe he is playing it right now in Heaven, just like he looked forward to doing, with special, massive DLC content only available to angels, and NOT more GTA Online bullshit.
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This was Kaleb's piece on Norm. Absolutely fucking amazing piece of writing from an absolutely fucking amazing guy.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
September 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This was Kaleb's piece on Norm. Absolutely fucking amazing piece of writing from an absolutely fucking amazing guy.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
September 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
going out of town for family stuff this weekend instead of seeing one battle after another is my one battle after another
September 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
going out of town for family stuff this weekend instead of seeing one battle after another is my one battle after another
My dad is watching a French TV show and I walked in on the line “I just need to earn a few more Michelin stars and then I’ll be home.” 🫡🇫🇷
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My dad is watching a French TV show and I walked in on the line “I just need to earn a few more Michelin stars and then I’ll be home.” 🫡🇫🇷
Overheard a hot babe complaining to her friend “…he was my dream man, but then they made him gain all this muscle and I’m like ‘why?’ He was perfect!”
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Overheard a hot babe complaining to her friend “…he was my dream man, but then they made him gain all this muscle and I’m like ‘why?’ He was perfect!”
I need to insure a bridge. you see I’m a little worried about its location
August 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I need to insure a bridge. you see I’m a little worried about its location
not having a job felt so good on obama term 2 twitter. that feelings never coming back
August 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
not having a job felt so good on obama term 2 twitter. that feelings never coming back
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Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
March 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
March 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
LIVING ALONE
PRO: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the composer of the Hot Wheels theme song
CON: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the c
PRO: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the composer of the Hot Wheels theme song
CON: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the c
August 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
LIVING ALONE
PRO: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the composer of the Hot Wheels theme song
CON: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the c
PRO: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the composer of the Hot Wheels theme song
CON: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the c
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A new Max show that takes place 10,000 years before the events of Succession
January 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A new Max show that takes place 10,000 years before the events of Succession
clarifying that this was my *bare* foot, as I was on the verge of trying on a shoe
someone’s dog just LICKED MY FOOT at nordstrom. I did not know a dog was nearby until I felt my foot being licked. final jokerfication moment re: dogs in stores. we used to live in a society!!!!!!
July 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
clarifying that this was my *bare* foot, as I was on the verge of trying on a shoe
someone’s dog just LICKED MY FOOT at nordstrom. I did not know a dog was nearby until I felt my foot being licked. final jokerfication moment re: dogs in stores. we used to live in a society!!!!!!
July 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
someone’s dog just LICKED MY FOOT at nordstrom. I did not know a dog was nearby until I felt my foot being licked. final jokerfication moment re: dogs in stores. we used to live in a society!!!!!!
sure not all men act Like That but the far more chilling truth is ANY man can act Like That
June 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
sure not all men act Like That but the far more chilling truth is ANY man can act Like That
I fell on my ass on wet wooden stairs and bounced on each step going down. might as well have had my teeth turn into piano keys. tweety birds flying around my head. I have multiple injuries that significantly impede my movement
May 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I fell on my ass on wet wooden stairs and bounced on each step going down. might as well have had my teeth turn into piano keys. tweety birds flying around my head. I have multiple injuries that significantly impede my movement
my lifes like a movie (guy on the dangling pulley platform washing the outside window of the office I’m in right now)
May 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my lifes like a movie (guy on the dangling pulley platform washing the outside window of the office I’m in right now)
friday post favorite pens let’s hear about it
May 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
friday post favorite pens let’s hear about it