Marie (same one)
@marieberd.bsky.social
already bought some of the new mitski merch with the cat on it
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
already bought some of the new mitski merch with the cat on it
this photo is like a police composite of all the men in my life who ever Did It For Me and if I look at it for too long I feel my brain cells turning into popcorn
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this photo is like a police composite of all the men in my life who ever Did It For Me and if I look at it for too long I feel my brain cells turning into popcorn
wild how I’m going to meet so many people in my life who never knew me before and they’ll have no clue why I sometimes drop 1930s prospector idioms into regular conversation
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
wild how I’m going to meet so many people in my life who never knew me before and they’ll have no clue why I sometimes drop 1930s prospector idioms into regular conversation
my siblings and their growing families are with their in-laws and so my parents are cooking Christmas dinner for three while I study this as for an exam
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my siblings and their growing families are with their in-laws and so my parents are cooking Christmas dinner for three while I study this as for an exam
my family took all the good boxes for wrapping already and I’m forced to give my dad his present in a gift bag. humiliating. childish. a coward’s weapon. might as well hand him a dirty amazon mailer
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
my family took all the good boxes for wrapping already and I’m forced to give my dad his present in a gift bag. humiliating. childish. a coward’s weapon. might as well hand him a dirty amazon mailer
I was legally widowed at age 35…what does the next year have in store for me. diphtheria perhaps
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I was legally widowed at age 35…what does the next year have in store for me. diphtheria perhaps
brave enough to admit that after virtuously deciding against a tv in the bedroom when I moved, I yearn for a tv in the bedroom at least once a week
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
brave enough to admit that after virtuously deciding against a tv in the bedroom when I moved, I yearn for a tv in the bedroom at least once a week
had a nice night at my office holiday party until the uber driver played “diamonds and rust” on the way home and I sobbed in the back seat next to my friend while he fed me chex mix out of his work backpack. grief blazes up in bursts of surreal absurdity and stamps ordinary life with cigarette burns
December 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
had a nice night at my office holiday party until the uber driver played “diamonds and rust” on the way home and I sobbed in the back seat next to my friend while he fed me chex mix out of his work backpack. grief blazes up in bursts of surreal absurdity and stamps ordinary life with cigarette burns
despite living in LA for like 13 years I’m still normal and regular. The most normal person here. it has not altered my baseline perception of reality. I just paid 10 dollars for a latte
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
despite living in LA for like 13 years I’m still normal and regular. The most normal person here. it has not altered my baseline perception of reality. I just paid 10 dollars for a latte
[pulls pin out of grenade] why don’t my peers use cardinal directions when describing routes and locations. i.e. “the south side of the street” “I’m headed east” “be on the northwest corner” instead it’s all “um it’s telling me” narration of a lagging turn-by-turn app
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
[pulls pin out of grenade] why don’t my peers use cardinal directions when describing routes and locations. i.e. “the south side of the street” “I’m headed east” “be on the northwest corner” instead it’s all “um it’s telling me” narration of a lagging turn-by-turn app
had an incredible year
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
had an incredible year
you say you can’t stay over and he brings out one of these…wyd
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
you say you can’t stay over and he brings out one of these…wyd
got to see Edi Patterson pull off a virtuosic improv performance last night honestly if she does any more of these RUN DONT WALK www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar-squ...
October 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
got to see Edi Patterson pull off a virtuosic improv performance last night honestly if she does any more of these RUN DONT WALK www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar-squ...
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Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT VALLEYS, THAT'S ALL
Kaleb Horton has departed this life, and for those left behind there is nothing that reconciles any part of what’s happened with what should’ve happened. He had a family, grieving now. He had friends,...
channel-6.ghost.io
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
Reposted by Marie (same one)
AI slop horrible and bad but also Kaleb was a stone-cold shitposter and I believe in my heart he would have found this one fucking hilarious
October 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
AI slop horrible and bad but also Kaleb was a stone-cold shitposter and I believe in my heart he would have found this one fucking hilarious
I mean. yeah
bro anyone else have thursday nostalgia. like remember when it was thursday last week. that was so dope... they dont do it like that anymore. take me back 😭
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I mean. yeah
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wrote about a great writer thealexpress.substack.com/p/kaleb-horton
Kaleb Horton
Writing can be beautiful.
thealexpress.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
wrote about a great writer thealexpress.substack.com/p/kaleb-horton
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I believe my friend Kaleb Horton would find it funny that he died before GTA VI came out. And I choose to believe he is playing it right now in Heaven, just like he looked forward to doing, with special, massive DLC content only available to angels, and NOT more GTA Online bullshit.
September 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I believe my friend Kaleb Horton would find it funny that he died before GTA VI came out. And I choose to believe he is playing it right now in Heaven, just like he looked forward to doing, with special, massive DLC content only available to angels, and NOT more GTA Online bullshit.
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This was Kaleb's piece on Norm. Absolutely fucking amazing piece of writing from an absolutely fucking amazing guy.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
September 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This was Kaleb's piece on Norm. Absolutely fucking amazing piece of writing from an absolutely fucking amazing guy.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
September 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
going out of town for family stuff this weekend instead of seeing one battle after another is my one battle after another
September 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
going out of town for family stuff this weekend instead of seeing one battle after another is my one battle after another
My dad is watching a French TV show and I walked in on the line “I just need to earn a few more Michelin stars and then I’ll be home.” 🫡🇫🇷
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My dad is watching a French TV show and I walked in on the line “I just need to earn a few more Michelin stars and then I’ll be home.” 🫡🇫🇷
Overheard a hot babe complaining to her friend “…he was my dream man, but then they made him gain all this muscle and I’m like ‘why?’ He was perfect!”
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Overheard a hot babe complaining to her friend “…he was my dream man, but then they made him gain all this muscle and I’m like ‘why?’ He was perfect!”