Schwabert Nabob
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Having had some time off work to ruminate. I have realized that I wasn’t meant to work.
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Having had some time off work to ruminate. I have realized that I wasn’t meant to work.
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i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
July 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
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I just want one pic of me in 2026 that’s half as flattering as this.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I just want one pic of me in 2026 that’s half as flattering as this.
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Now that Santa has built a loyal and addicted customer base it's time for him to start charging money for presents
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Now that Santa has built a loyal and addicted customer base it's time for him to start charging money for presents
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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One of the reasons i love tolkien is the theme that despair is an enemy
and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
You can be as terrified or nonplussed or unperturbed as you like; the sun will still rise tomorrow & the rent will still be due on the 31st. The world has no romantic narratives for its fate except those we invent, because the world does not die. That is our privilege.
I said it elsewhere, but it’s weirdly exhilarating and addictive to be terrified all the time, and the people addicted to it, when they say this, may as well be saying “I can stop at any time, it’s just the world doing this *to* me.”
December 31, 2023 at 3:23 AM
One of the reasons i love tolkien is the theme that despair is an enemy
and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
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Thanksgiving dinner is usually a long, exhausting affair with endless food and boring, unfocused conversation. Skip it this year in favor of a single bowl of Soylent for the table and a lightning round where each family member pitches an idea for disrupting an established industry with AI
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Thanksgiving dinner is usually a long, exhausting affair with endless food and boring, unfocused conversation. Skip it this year in favor of a single bowl of Soylent for the table and a lightning round where each family member pitches an idea for disrupting an established industry with AI
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Mister Wolfman
Bring me a wolf
Bring me a wolf
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Mister Wolfman
Bring me a wolf
Bring me a wolf
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
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Can they make ai consumers next. so it’s just ai selling to ai. and we can all just go to the beach
September 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Can they make ai consumers next. so it’s just ai selling to ai. and we can all just go to the beach
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“Men suffer in silence” then why am I constantly hearing about it
this is hilarious to me as a woman on the left because it seems like every conversation is absolutely dominated by this topic, either explicitly or implicitly
The left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid - which, generally speaking, they are v.interested in doing and will continue to be interested in regardless of whether progressives want to talk about it. So the stage has been left entirely clear for the far-right.
August 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“Men suffer in silence” then why am I constantly hearing about it
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has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared
July 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared
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Not nearly enough songs about how to emotionally respond to the reaper imo
July 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Not nearly enough songs about how to emotionally respond to the reaper imo
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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DAUGHTER: What would you like for your birthday?
ME: [wanting only for her to continue to share the bits of the world she finds meaningful, for her to find moments of joy as so much of experience conspires against it, for her to move both toward and away from the self] I could use some new socks
ME: [wanting only for her to continue to share the bits of the world she finds meaningful, for her to find moments of joy as so much of experience conspires against it, for her to move both toward and away from the self] I could use some new socks
July 18, 2024 at 1:23 PM
DAUGHTER: What would you like for your birthday?
ME: [wanting only for her to continue to share the bits of the world she finds meaningful, for her to find moments of joy as so much of experience conspires against it, for her to move both toward and away from the self] I could use some new socks
ME: [wanting only for her to continue to share the bits of the world she finds meaningful, for her to find moments of joy as so much of experience conspires against it, for her to move both toward and away from the self] I could use some new socks
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To recover from the unspecified accident that clearly still haunts me I think I’ll retreat to my offscreen friend’s modernist mansion with uncovered floor-to-ceiling windows that look out upon a deep and chilly forest
September 21, 2024 at 3:32 AM
To recover from the unspecified accident that clearly still haunts me I think I’ll retreat to my offscreen friend’s modernist mansion with uncovered floor-to-ceiling windows that look out upon a deep and chilly forest
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Only the urgent squeal and thinly veiled innuendo of a Prince song can save us now
May 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Only the urgent squeal and thinly veiled innuendo of a Prince song can save us now
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When people break the law, and their actions are righteous and appropriate, we should applaud them. When people abide by or enforce the law, and their actions are repugnant, we should condemn them. We should never pretend the law is a moral dividing line.
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When people break the law, and their actions are righteous and appropriate, we should applaud them. When people abide by or enforce the law, and their actions are repugnant, we should condemn them. We should never pretend the law is a moral dividing line.