Satori
@satorinoel.bsky.social
Former sous chef now enjoying another thankless career in healthcare. Music lover. Beer drinker. Nerd.
NYC friends - please don't rank this fucking loser on your primary ballots. You all deserve better.
holy shit. Cuomo halted an investigation into the Weinstein case after a donation from Weinstein’s former lawyer’s firm to his reelection campaign…
guys, this was in 2018 AFTER the Weinstein exposés (multiple) had been published & the #metoo movement was ascendant
guys, this was in 2018 AFTER the Weinstein exposés (multiple) had been published & the #metoo movement was ascendant
June 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
NYC friends - please don't rank this fucking loser on your primary ballots. You all deserve better.
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The only time I ever called 911 when I lived in Seattle was because a man was threatening to stab me. It took the cops 3 hours to respond and then they said there was nothing they could do because I “left the scene of the incident.” I guess next time it would help if I was threatened by a trans man
Phew! City Always Has Enough Seattle Police Officers Around to Harass Queer Community: tinyurl.com/3wh56cxc
May 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The only time I ever called 911 when I lived in Seattle was because a man was threatening to stab me. It took the cops 3 hours to respond and then they said there was nothing they could do because I “left the scene of the incident.” I guess next time it would help if I was threatened by a trans man
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk are disrupting a breakthrough cancer treatment so they can fund tax cuts for billionaires.
Tell your friends.
Tell your friends.
NIH scientists have a cancer breakthrough. Layoffs are delaying it.
A big step forward in cancer therapy has been slowed by layoffs and new restrictions at the National Institutes of Health, where it was developed.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are disrupting a breakthrough cancer treatment so they can fund tax cuts for billionaires.
Tell your friends.
Tell your friends.
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4am Bluesky was once about multigender thirst pics and now it's about the imminent global economic collapse and while I know that right now it really does have to be about the latter rather than the former let me tell you I liked it better when it was all about that first thing
April 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
4am Bluesky was once about multigender thirst pics and now it's about the imminent global economic collapse and while I know that right now it really does have to be about the latter rather than the former let me tell you I liked it better when it was all about that first thing
Instead of buying myself a new purse and wallet from Coach Outlet, I got plane tickets to go to my 25th High School Reunion.
britney spears is smiling and saying yay me .
ALT: britney spears is smiling and saying yay me .
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Instead of buying myself a new purse and wallet from Coach Outlet, I got plane tickets to go to my 25th High School Reunion.
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I am setting my alarm to start calling this weasel at 9 am. As his constituent, I am going to let him know my thoughts with my angry-Latina-mom voice.
a woman is giving the middle finger to a man and says you 're just tiny little men to me right now
ALT: a woman is giving the middle finger to a man and says you 're just tiny little men to me right now
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I am setting my alarm to start calling this weasel at 9 am. As his constituent, I am going to let him know my thoughts with my angry-Latina-mom voice.
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It is abundantly clear that this administration will shutdown the entire federal government no matter how Congress votes. If @SenateDems stop them now and reject the false choice of this CR, the issue is focused and in the hands of Congress, not Musk. #NoBlankChecks #FightBack
March 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It is abundantly clear that this administration will shutdown the entire federal government no matter how Congress votes. If @SenateDems stop them now and reject the false choice of this CR, the issue is focused and in the hands of Congress, not Musk. #NoBlankChecks #FightBack
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EMERGENCY ACTION 🚨
8AM Friday 3/14
9 Prospect Park West, near Grand Army Plaza.
@schumer.senate.gov needs to hear us: FIGHT BACK OR STEP DOWN.
8AM Friday 3/14
9 Prospect Park West, near Grand Army Plaza.
@schumer.senate.gov needs to hear us: FIGHT BACK OR STEP DOWN.
March 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
EMERGENCY ACTION 🚨
8AM Friday 3/14
9 Prospect Park West, near Grand Army Plaza.
@schumer.senate.gov needs to hear us: FIGHT BACK OR STEP DOWN.
8AM Friday 3/14
9 Prospect Park West, near Grand Army Plaza.
@schumer.senate.gov needs to hear us: FIGHT BACK OR STEP DOWN.
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New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
Since @schumer.senate.gov turns off his VM at 6pm, calling is futile tonight.
So fax him instead!
VOTE NO ON CLOTURE!
faxzero.com/fax_senate/S...
So fax him instead!
VOTE NO ON CLOTURE!
faxzero.com/fax_senate/S...
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March 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Since @schumer.senate.gov turns off his VM at 6pm, calling is futile tonight.
So fax him instead!
VOTE NO ON CLOTURE!
faxzero.com/fax_senate/S...
So fax him instead!
VOTE NO ON CLOTURE!
faxzero.com/fax_senate/S...
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Schumer's time at treasury today was the most enervating 20 seconds I have experienced in nearly forty years of life. It needs to be seen to be believed. He tried to start a "we will win!" chant and got dead air, then got chased off the podium by a spontaneous SHUT DOWN THE SENATE chant in the crowd
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Schumer's time at treasury today was the most enervating 20 seconds I have experienced in nearly forty years of life. It needs to be seen to be believed. He tried to start a "we will win!" chant and got dead air, then got chased off the podium by a spontaneous SHUT DOWN THE SENATE chant in the crowd
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imagine being one of Elon's little broccoli-scalped bloodbags sitting down at some CIA lifer's machine to pull a copy of his user profile and the last thing your eyes catch before the black bag covers your head is his desktop background, a photo of JFK's limo from an angle nobody's seen before
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
imagine being one of Elon's little broccoli-scalped bloodbags sitting down at some CIA lifer's machine to pull a copy of his user profile and the last thing your eyes catch before the black bag covers your head is his desktop background, a photo of JFK's limo from an angle nobody's seen before
Better than the original. Watch this instead of Emilia Pérez.
we are watching JOHANNE SACREBLU, a Mexican trans woman’s response to EMILIA PÉREZ featuring an all-Mexican cast playing broad French stereotypes as a croissant and baguette heiress face off
“France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them
“France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them
February 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Better than the original. Watch this instead of Emilia Pérez.
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ceos: everyone must be in the office
also ceos: the whole qa team is now in bangalore
also ceos: the whole qa team is now in bangalore
February 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ceos: everyone must be in the office
also ceos: the whole qa team is now in bangalore
also ceos: the whole qa team is now in bangalore
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NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
NEWS: Wyden Demands Answers Following Report of Musk Personnel Seeking Access to Highly Sensitive U.S. Treasury Payments System
Wyden Demands Answers Following Report of Musk Personnel Seeking Access to Highly Sensitive U.S. Treasury Payments System | The United States Senate Committee on Finance
Wyden Demands Answers Following Report of Musk Personnel Seeking Access to Highly Sensitive U.S. Treasury Payments System
www.finance.senate.gov
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
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American citizens should not have to enter into a contract with a private company (that’s an X account signup!) to receive government communications
The NTSB says it will no longer email news outlets or reporters with notifications of upcoming press conferences, including those on plane crashes in Washington and Philadelphia.
Instead, all notifications will be made on X.
We're filing a FOIA to find out more about the change in policy.
Instead, all notifications will be made on X.
We're filing a FOIA to find out more about the change in policy.
February 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
American citizens should not have to enter into a contract with a private company (that’s an X account signup!) to receive government communications
The party of "We'll only accept money from *good* billionaires"
Newsflash - there are no good billionaires.
Newsflash - there are no good billionaires.
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The party of "We'll only accept money from *good* billionaires"
Newsflash - there are no good billionaires.
Newsflash - there are no good billionaires.
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He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
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Today in Proud Moments of Bipartisanship, it’s a shiny new concentration camp for the fascists on day nine! Congrats again to Democrats who seem committed to never winning an election ever again
January 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Today in Proud Moments of Bipartisanship, it’s a shiny new concentration camp for the fascists on day nine! Congrats again to Democrats who seem committed to never winning an election ever again
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
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Listen to me very fucking carefully:
We need you. We fucking need __you__
There's no one else who can replace you in this fight — and it is a fight. And if you aren't fucking here anymore? That means you cannot contribute, we cannot replace you and we fucking need you.
We need you. We fucking need __you__
There's no one else who can replace you in this fight — and it is a fight. And if you aren't fucking here anymore? That means you cannot contribute, we cannot replace you and we fucking need you.
January 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Listen to me very fucking carefully:
We need you. We fucking need __you__
There's no one else who can replace you in this fight — and it is a fight. And if you aren't fucking here anymore? That means you cannot contribute, we cannot replace you and we fucking need you.
We need you. We fucking need __you__
There's no one else who can replace you in this fight — and it is a fight. And if you aren't fucking here anymore? That means you cannot contribute, we cannot replace you and we fucking need you.
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SPD Announces It’s On Track to Meet 2025 Staffing Goals After All Thanks to New Pool of 1,500 Candidates: bit.ly/3PMzrxE
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
SPD Announces It’s On Track to Meet 2025 Staffing Goals After All Thanks to New Pool of 1,500 Candidates: bit.ly/3PMzrxE
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.