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Sare
@sarebbear.bsky.social
Artist. Writer. Whimsical slightly bonkers munchkin. Advocate for mental health and protecting societies most vulnerable groups as well as sustainability and caring for our planet.
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Tariffs on Canadian products and materials ultimately means higher prices on your toilet paper too.
A shitty situation for everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Give me a moment. I'm trying to refold this paper map of space-time.
January 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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drawing chalk outlines around my new years resolutions
January 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Studio Apartment Available:
- Pet-friendly
- Located next to bridge
- No strings attached
January 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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2025:
- make my own mayonnaise
- can't really think of anything else right now
December 31, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Honey do we need more Advil or will we soon transcend corporeal suffering?
January 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Why don't you take a long walk down a never-ending pier and find along this beautiful pier all the things you hoped for in life
February 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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they’re on the hunt, they’re after you
January 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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“Give me your hand!”
“But-“
“You’re gonna have to trust me!”
January 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint
December 23, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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Making friends at the wine tasting by asking everyone if they spit or swallow.
December 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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KNIVES OUT is a Christmas movie because Chris Evans wears a sweater.
December 10, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.
December 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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aragorn: you have my bow

legolas: and my axe

gimli: and my sword

me: and my contagious disorganization
December 8, 2024 at 2:08 AM
December 7, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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I lost my gag reflex by deep throating garlic bread
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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"Buckle up babycakes" i coo, pulling the seatbelt across the rotisserie chicken on my passenger seat.
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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the cost of milk is ridiculous, it’s $120 just for me to take a bath
December 7, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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dracula with a guitar: anyvays heres vondervall
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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All I want for Christmas is a domesticated raccoon that wants to eat lasagna with me & go on quirky adventures. It would also be nice if the raccoon could do magic but I understand that is asking a lot and therefore, it is not required.
December 5, 2024 at 10:11 PM