James DePriest
@sarcazmotron.bsky.social
No one of consequence
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December 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
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I don't need to watch unboxing videos, I have Opening the Microwave with ADHD. Will it be empty? Is yesterday's breakfast still in there? Will I go to heat up my coffee and find another mug of coffee? The passport I just spent $150 replacing? Impossible to say
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't need to watch unboxing videos, I have Opening the Microwave with ADHD. Will it be empty? Is yesterday's breakfast still in there? Will I go to heat up my coffee and find another mug of coffee? The passport I just spent $150 replacing? Impossible to say
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At the moment, I’m regrettably not reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having cappuccinos and croissants in a dimly-lit quaint café on a cobblestone street in Prague during a snowstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At the moment, I’m regrettably not reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having cappuccinos and croissants in a dimly-lit quaint café on a cobblestone street in Prague during a snowstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
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When you don't have time for the full freakout
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you don't have time for the full freakout
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It’s fine that it gets dark earlier, I will just get depressed sooner each day. No problem
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s fine that it gets dark earlier, I will just get depressed sooner each day. No problem
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Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
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wanna feel old?
the date Marty traveled to in the future was ten years ago today
the date Marty traveled to in the future was ten years ago today
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
wanna feel old?
the date Marty traveled to in the future was ten years ago today
the date Marty traveled to in the future was ten years ago today
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October 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I couldn’t wait to get back to my wild rogue rampage of hitching rides on bot-piloted transports and watching my serials.
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I couldn’t wait to get back to my wild rogue rampage of hitching rides on bot-piloted transports and watching my serials.
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Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?
October 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?
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The mystery of medical diagnosis!
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The mystery of medical diagnosis!
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There were a lot of things I was going to have to get over.
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There were a lot of things I was going to have to get over.
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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Time to get up dude
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Time to get up dude
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the climate's probably just changing for attention
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
the climate's probably just changing for attention
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if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼
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ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag
September 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag