Captain Teebs
@sanfordson.bsky.social
He's a good man, and thorough
Fuck you, pay me, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fuck you, pay me, Charlie Brown.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
The actor who was on "Freaks & Geeks" and "Bones" came into CVS when I was working, but I didn't see him because I couldn't not stare at his outrageously hot girlfriend.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The actor who was on "Freaks & Geeks" and "Bones" came into CVS when I was working, but I didn't see him because I couldn't not stare at his outrageously hot girlfriend.
ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary Movie
Gary Movie
ruin a movie by making it about Gary
When Harry Met Gary
When Harry Met Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary 7
Gary 7
September 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary Movie
Gary Movie
They don't even card people anymore, they just ask "what is Pluto?"
they don't even card people anymore, they just ask if you were there when they added the H in ADHD
June 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They don't even card people anymore, they just ask "what is Pluto?"
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I’m very glad the protests are big, I’m heartened by them, but the Democratic Party doesn’t deserve all these people putting their bodies in the streets, and they can’t be allowed to highjack that energy, and neutralize it like they did last time
June 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m very glad the protests are big, I’m heartened by them, but the Democratic Party doesn’t deserve all these people putting their bodies in the streets, and they can’t be allowed to highjack that energy, and neutralize it like they did last time
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I don't understand how dem leaders look at a senator being tackled at a noem briefing and say, "we need answers." You have the answers. You need to do something.
June 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I don't understand how dem leaders look at a senator being tackled at a noem briefing and say, "we need answers." You have the answers. You need to do something.
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There was a wonderful woman named Emma Shafer. In her way too short life, she fought for the environment, for immigrants, for her Springfield, IL community. Her memory is truly a blessing.
Kristi Noem went to her home today and used Emma’s tragic murder to push her racist, fascist agenda.
Kristi Noem went to her home today and used Emma’s tragic murder to push her racist, fascist agenda.
May 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There was a wonderful woman named Emma Shafer. In her way too short life, she fought for the environment, for immigrants, for her Springfield, IL community. Her memory is truly a blessing.
Kristi Noem went to her home today and used Emma’s tragic murder to push her racist, fascist agenda.
Kristi Noem went to her home today and used Emma’s tragic murder to push her racist, fascist agenda.
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
There's a case to be made for keeping the teacher and deporting this idiot.
I voted for you but please don’t deport my wife. I’m special.
April 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There's a case to be made for keeping the teacher and deporting this idiot.
God damn, how can you be this bad at such an important job?
History will remember April 9, 2025 as America’s actual liberation day—the day that President Trump backed down from his ridiculous tariff fiasco.
April 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
God damn, how can you be this bad at such an important job?
Dear Axl,
Follow me.
Follow me.
dear Bono,
I found what you were looking for. you have 24 hours. no funny business like loading a crappy album on all of our phones or else the deal is off.
signed,
the fly swatter
I found what you were looking for. you have 24 hours. no funny business like loading a crappy album on all of our phones or else the deal is off.
signed,
the fly swatter
Dear Ozzy,
I, too, have listened to preachers, fools, and the dropouts who make their own rules. I seem to be stuck on the crazy train with the latter.
Please advise ASAP.
Signed,
Destined to Derail
I, too, have listened to preachers, fools, and the dropouts who make their own rules. I seem to be stuck on the crazy train with the latter.
Please advise ASAP.
Signed,
Destined to Derail
March 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Dear Axl,
Follow me.
Follow me.
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tw: cancer
I'm going to share the post of a family friend who has late stage cancer and will be directly affected by cuts to NIH. She is speaking out during the time she has. She wants people to know the human cost. Her name is Caroline. This is her post:
I'm going to share the post of a family friend who has late stage cancer and will be directly affected by cuts to NIH. She is speaking out during the time she has. She wants people to know the human cost. Her name is Caroline. This is her post:
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
tw: cancer
I'm going to share the post of a family friend who has late stage cancer and will be directly affected by cuts to NIH. She is speaking out during the time she has. She wants people to know the human cost. Her name is Caroline. This is her post:
I'm going to share the post of a family friend who has late stage cancer and will be directly affected by cuts to NIH. She is speaking out during the time she has. She wants people to know the human cost. Her name is Caroline. This is her post:
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My Leppard?
Def
Def
my Ubu? Pere
My Day?
Green
Green
February 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My Leppard?
Def
Def
🎶 the way you work it is adequate... Some diggity 🎶
February 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🎶 the way you work it is adequate... Some diggity 🎶
Is that the only alternative to giving 20 year olds access to my SSN and my Dad's Medicaid payments? Then yes. But if not.... Still yes.
Y’all want Congresspeople fistfighting at the Treasury?
This is the circle I am trying to square between "this is a genuine improvement from last week and should be encouraged" and "for heaven's sake you're a member of Congress what are you afraid of"
February 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Is that the only alternative to giving 20 year olds access to my SSN and my Dad's Medicaid payments? Then yes. But if not.... Still yes.
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Bishop Mariann Budde's extraordinary sermon calling out Trump also gives Dems language to highlight his coming immigration horrors. Its impact shows there's still a way to reach people's decency and humanity.
On the pod, we dig into this. Listen in this link:
newrepublic.com/article/1905...
On the pod, we dig into this. Listen in this link:
newrepublic.com/article/1905...
Trump Angered by Female Bishop’s Stunning Criticism Right to His Face
As the Bishop of Washington irks Trump with a sermon calling for “mercy” toward migrants, a leading immigration advocate reflects on whether decency can effectively combat authoritarian cruelty.
newrepublic.com
January 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bishop Mariann Budde's extraordinary sermon calling out Trump also gives Dems language to highlight his coming immigration horrors. Its impact shows there's still a way to reach people's decency and humanity.
On the pod, we dig into this. Listen in this link:
newrepublic.com/article/1905...
On the pod, we dig into this. Listen in this link:
newrepublic.com/article/1905...
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Unlimited texting was great when phone companies first offered it. Now people break up one sentence into 17 messages and I want each text to cost a dollar
January 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Unlimited texting was great when phone companies first offered it. Now people break up one sentence into 17 messages and I want each text to cost a dollar
Sir a second prince kneels before you
Sir a second ticket to paradise has hit Eddie Money
January 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Sir a second prince kneels before you
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I wouldn't suggest posting hole without one of these bad boys
December 26, 2024 at 6:47 AM
I wouldn't suggest posting hole without one of these bad boys
Create a sense of mystery by adding "but not the erotic kind" whenever you tell someone your job.
December 23, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Create a sense of mystery by adding "but not the erotic kind" whenever you tell someone your job.