Captain Teebs
@sanfordson.bsky.social
He's a good man, and thorough
Our leaders:
"Do you know how long that's going to take?"
"Do you know how long that's going to take?"
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Our leaders:
"Do you know how long that's going to take?"
"Do you know how long that's going to take?"
May I .... may I see the ghost?
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
May I .... may I see the ghost?
No source of comfort, peace, or joy.
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
No source of comfort, peace, or joy.
I'm in awr of them
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I'm in awr of them
Schumer about to furrow his brow so deeply
January 29, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Schumer about to furrow his brow so deeply
Must have been some really good vindaloo
January 23, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Must have been some really good vindaloo
Well I don't believe y....WAIT A MINUTE
January 22, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Well I don't believe y....WAIT A MINUTE
*and a tax break to flashbang manufacturers as preemptive compensation for any loss of sales.
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
*and a tax break to flashbang manufacturers as preemptive compensation for any loss of sales.
It's simply unacceptable to huck three flashbang grenades at a car full of children. That's why my bill will create common sense limits on flashbang usage, based on the number and ages of the children.
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
It's simply unacceptable to huck three flashbang grenades at a car full of children. That's why my bill will create common sense limits on flashbang usage, based on the number and ages of the children.
They're killing us you useless lump.
January 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
They're killing us you useless lump.
Reposted by Captain Teebs
His pardons are illegitimate. His appointments are illegitimate. His signing of laws is illegitimate. His orders are illegitimate. All of it.
Whatever de facto power he might have, it's all de jure null and void. The office of president of the United States is vacant. He is an illegitimate usurper.
Whatever de facto power he might have, it's all de jure null and void. The office of president of the United States is vacant. He is an illegitimate usurper.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
His pardons are illegitimate. His appointments are illegitimate. His signing of laws is illegitimate. His orders are illegitimate. All of it.
Whatever de facto power he might have, it's all de jure null and void. The office of president of the United States is vacant. He is an illegitimate usurper.
Whatever de facto power he might have, it's all de jure null and void. The office of president of the United States is vacant. He is an illegitimate usurper.
"the beatings will continue until everything has tits"
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
"the beatings will continue until everything has tits"
When another boy has a balloon
Trump is posting a bunch of photos without captions, presumably of him watching the Maduro kidnapping.
Is this the inside of a SCIF at Mar-a-Lago or did they just toss up some pipe and drape?
Is this the inside of a SCIF at Mar-a-Lago or did they just toss up some pipe and drape?
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Oh just in time, what did you bring?
EVANESCENCE: Prepare to have your fucking mind blown
EVANESCENCE: Prepare to have your fucking mind blown
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Oh just in time, what did you bring?
EVANESCENCE: Prepare to have your fucking mind blown
EVANESCENCE: Prepare to have your fucking mind blown
If I had to choose to be grateful for one thing he does, it would definitely be "always wearing pants".
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
If I had to choose to be grateful for one thing he does, it would definitely be "always wearing pants".
looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
This is how I find out my aunt Helen is involved in a media coverup?
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This is how I find out my aunt Helen is involved in a media coverup?
Isn't that Joe Satriani in the back right as well?
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Isn't that Joe Satriani in the back right as well?
If we're using Justified actors I have to go with
a man in a black jacket says just when i thought this night couldn 't get any better
Alt: Neal McDonough says just when i thought this night couldn't get any better
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If we're using Justified actors I have to go with
"Ay T, check out the rack on that broad!"
"Dat's my daughter, you stunad" *breathes murderously*
"Dat's my daughter, you stunad" *breathes murderously*
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Ay T, check out the rack on that broad!"
"Dat's my daughter, you stunad" *breathes murderously*
"Dat's my daughter, you stunad" *breathes murderously*