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Courtney Enlow
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mad libs ass timeline
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The “wine mom” shit in 2016 was absolutely an op to sow division on the left, lighting the Bernie or Bust tire fire. It fucking worked. It’s still working.
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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“Wow that’s based,” typed 45 year old in pajama pants, expressionless
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Every now and then I check in on the girl from college who, for all four years, had six months to live. I’m thrilled to inform you she is still alive.
February 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.

What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
No one is buying this. Not a single human.

I think we’re witnessing the death of the “moderate democrat” concept. At least I hope we are.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Neil Gaiman remains an absolute bitch.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Chuck Schumer is a disaster for the party. Everyone knows he’s a disaster for the party. He’s unpopular with the Dem base. If Dem Senators wanted to push him out of leadership, they could. But they don’t want to because it’s a country club, not a party that has the goal of achieving policy outcomes.
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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The reason you can tell that AI doesn’t actually have intelligence or reasoning ability is that it didn’t respond by asking the person why they have a job
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
Doesn't seem like this should be his job
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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And as my colleague Chris Lee wrote Friday, GOP faithful are making pilgrimages to MELANIA. People aren’t going to see a doc. They’re going to a MAGA rally in theaters. You demonstrate loyalty by seeing this movie—and still, only $7m!
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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For context: BATTLEFIELD EARTH, industry shorthand for irredeemable bomb, did $11.5 million in its opening weekend on a $44 million budget.
Embarrassed for my colleagues at the trades, who yesterday breathlessly reported that MELANIA would do $8 million at the box office this weekend, and now, when the number comes in at $7 million, are breathlessly spinning that as a win, too.

$7 million on a $75M investment is not a win—period.
February 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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are.org

The American Federation of Government Employees Demands Resignation or Termination of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Deputy White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller for Smearing Slain AFGE Member Alex Pretti as “Domestic Terrorist”
AFGE Demands Resignation or Termination of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Deputy White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller for Smearing Slain AFGE Member Alex Pretti as “Domestic Terrorist”
The American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE) is the largest federal employee union representing 820,000 federal and D.C. government workers nationwide and overseas.
www.afge.org
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I’ve remained somewhat neutral on the Taylor Swift needing to speak out thing, but I do think at this point she might actually never be able to speak out on anything ever again. Maybe that’s the intention, which I would actually prefer.
January 27, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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"The number of downloads...surged by 529% after Mr. Mamdani’s news conference"

"there had been 3,000 people on a waiting list to access a limited number of e-book copies"

"2,000 people applied for a library card over the weekend, roughly twice as many as had applied by this time last year"

A win!
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Someday I hope to live in a country where there is real accountability, not this current PR bullsh*t.
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I thought my stuffed animals would get jealous of each other and feel unloved if I didn’t cuddle them equally. This is the same line of thinking.
January 26, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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I think the solution to this worry is to knock all this dumb shit off
January 26, 2026 at 8:37 AM