Break the contract, WB, you cowards.
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Break the contract, WB, you cowards.
They are best friends and violent nemeses, like two pool noodles trying to hit each other.
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They are best friends and violent nemeses, like two pool noodles trying to hit each other.
Did I tell you I got a new puppy? I got a new puppy.
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Did I tell you I got a new puppy? I got a new puppy.
Ted Mosby LIES to his children about fake aunt.
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ted Mosby LIES to his children about fake aunt.
This comes after the sheriff’s deputy testified yesterday that Grayson didn’t want to “waste” his med kit on Massey. www.sj-r.com/live-story/n...
October 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This comes after the sheriff’s deputy testified yesterday that Grayson didn’t want to “waste” his med kit on Massey. www.sj-r.com/live-story/n...
I just feel like this is a reach.
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I just feel like this is a reach.
Describe your Bluesky Account in a single image.
October 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Describe your Bluesky Account in a single image.
These icons look like this on purpose! I’ve been wiping off my screen all week thinking it must be dirty.
October 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
These icons look like this on purpose! I’ve been wiping off my screen all week thinking it must be dirty.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
There will be no living with me now that I know I’m popular on the nerd lib bubble app.
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
There will be no living with me now that I know I’m popular on the nerd lib bubble app.
I have seen multiple influencer posts that are just Maxine quotes. Maxine. If you know who the comic strip elderly greeting card woman Maxine is, you need a colonoscopy. Our content is not your costume. Don’t see it? Just swap menopause for perimenopause.
September 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I have seen multiple influencer posts that are just Maxine quotes. Maxine. If you know who the comic strip elderly greeting card woman Maxine is, you need a colonoscopy. Our content is not your costume. Don’t see it? Just swap menopause for perimenopause.
Damn Fetterman, I haven’t even had it 24 hours and you’re ruining it.
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Damn Fetterman, I haven’t even had it 24 hours and you’re ruining it.
Plague doctor + Father Guido Sarducci + (desperation for attention + desperation to not be perceived) = Melania
September 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Plague doctor + Father Guido Sarducci + (desperation for attention + desperation to not be perceived) = Melania
if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
September 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. Only one main cast member is still alive and it’s too much to ask of a 99 year to play all the characters himself.
September 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. Only one main cast member is still alive and it’s too much to ask of a 99 year to play all the characters himself.
First of all, finally. Recognition.
September 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
First of all, finally. Recognition.
I didn’t know Matt Rife had been hustling since 2003, forgive me.
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I didn’t know Matt Rife had been hustling since 2003, forgive me.
If the news comes, beep me.
August 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If the news comes, beep me.
Jfc is anyone else dealing with a zillion and a half spam calls these days? Did the WH fire the whole “do not call list” team?
July 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jfc is anyone else dealing with a zillion and a half spam calls these days? Did the WH fire the whole “do not call list” team?
Honestly this can and should serve as a reminder to all of us to be way less online but still just enough online to not embarrass yourself.
July 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Honestly this can and should serve as a reminder to all of us to be way less online but still just enough online to not embarrass yourself.
