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sam-ratters.bsky.social
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January 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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lord, give me the strength to not argue at people who basically agree with me
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Yes but can we at least revalue the currency so I'm paying less than £5 a pint (I know I'm not really but the psychological damage caused by getting no change from a tenner for a beer is surely impacting the nations health)
There has been one (1) period of sustained deflation (eg prices down for multiple years in a row) since the 1910s. That was the Great Depression. I understand why people (not Chris, he gets it) naively think prices should fall but I cannot emphasize enough how Bad that would be.
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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my favorite fact about james garfield's death is that alexander graham bell invented the metal detector specifically to try to find the bullet in him. this also didn't work
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
August 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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if he biffs it overnight then by tuesday they are gonna have to airdrop that powder stuff that janitors use over every downtown area in america
August 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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please contact me if you control "dark money" and want to pay me to promote high rise trousers, walkable neighborhoods, and adopting shelter animals
August 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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i don't think they're even the powerhouses of his cells anymore
August 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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ok i had to
June 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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We’re just normal men
April 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
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Nintendo can get around the tariffs by using a floating barge with claw machines just outside US waters

You can take a boat and pay $450 for unlimited attempts to win a Switch 2 from a claw machine

If you win, it counts as “personal treasure,” exempt from tariffs under maritime salvage laws
April 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Jon what does this have to do with helping Ukraine
March 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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the tragedy of social media, in two acts
March 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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ACAB includes married people
January 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
David Lynch woulda loved chat gpt so much 🥹🥹
January 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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GRILLED THREESE
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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under socialism we will have burrito high speed rail
January 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM