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Sailor Jerry
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Myspace was kind of boring so I'm checking this place out now.
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Don't you wish you had an emotional support chicken, too?
#dogsofbluesky
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This is Buddy. He showed up at a gig we were playing last night and listened to us. Buddy is awesome.
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Watching the new Mission Impossible and while it may be true he may be the greatest blockbuster actor in the history of film, it may be time for Hollywood to admit that Tom Cruise is 63 years old and his face is starting to look like a catcher’s mitt.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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I do not want Luigi Mangione to go to prison, I want him to play the next Batman.
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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A president who constantly sues people is a sure sign that they are a little bitch
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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We used to know how to honor the dead. Somewhere along the way, we lost that too.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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very cool that every day now there are a bunch of stories where i think well i can’t post what i think about that without violating terms of service
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Is it just me, but isn’t our President a whopping piece of shit?
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Nothing fancy, just some foothills stuff at #Sunset up on E. Camilo Cielo Road above #SantaBarbara tonight. #Photography
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Before coffee, people didn't have tables in front of their couches
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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My dog just made me take her outside so she could get a stick to bring inside to play with. She is currently playing with it right next to a basket of about 30 toys she never touches.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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“you there, what day is it?”
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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them: “where do you see yourself in five years?”

me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Dare to be different
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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your honor, my client could have thrown a far tastier and more valuable cubano had he ventured just one block further north
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM