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Sad Agent
@sadagent.bsky.social
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(She/her) 🏳️‍🌈 Full time queer shitposter, part time aspiring Game Dev and Pixel Artist. Computer Engineer as hobby | 26, might post NSFW🔞.
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jeleynai.bsky.social
Using proper references is very important

The ref vs the painting
a photo of a cat in the air (I have no idea who took this photo, but if anyone knows, please let me know - I am a big fan) A painting of a space dragon
July 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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adwills.bsky.social
"what's your creative process like?"

bold of you to assume I have a process instead of the sudden obsessions that come to me in the form of a hazy delusion that I have little control over
May 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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oneshotrpg.bsky.social
Stop asking "who's a good boy" self-report is not reliable data!
April 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
My sister showed my niece (2.5yo) a picture of Shelob in an illustrated kids' version of Lord of the Rings and my niece whispered "I love her" and kissed the picture, if you were wondering how strong our genes are
April 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A trans woman asks her trans girlfriend "do you have to talk like a Resident Evil villain every time you do your hormone injections?" Her girlfriend distorts her face into a manic rictus grin and says "it is not enough to live..." Her expression intensifies as her puils separate and she shouts her torrid manifesto "I MUST TRANSCEND!" The first woman says "this was cute at first, but it's been two years of this." The girlfriends says "Yes. YES. I can feeeel the power coursing through me."
April 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
The two comments I tend to get under my selfies are:
"You look like the Vampire Lestat" (insulting tone)

OR

"You look like the Vampire Lestat" (the most horny tone)
March 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
For sale: lycanthropy. Buyer be were.
March 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
POLICE CAPTAIN: Someone torched these Teslas!

[after someone whispers to them]

POLICE CAPTAIN: Never mind. I have just been informed that they sometimes do that. Carry on.
March 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Pretend not to care about body count but I'm secretly relieved my girlfriend has only killed 5 people
February 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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theartdevil.bsky.social
a lot of people seem to think that if a piece of art is designed to elicit arousal then it cannot say or do anything else artistically and it just becomes porn. this, is stupid as shit
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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neverdraws.bsky.social
Valentine's Valentines for Valentine's!
A drawing of Valentine Yu, a woman in black and blue holding her hands in a heart shape over her chest. In her chest there is a hole through which you can see her ribs. Beside her is text that says "You stole my heart" and a blank To and From section. A drawing of Valentine Yu, a woman in black and blue. She's casting a spell and has fire in her hands and surrounding her. The image has text that says "You put the magic in me" along with a blank "to" and "from" section.
February 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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nerdjpg.com
Also, a big thing people leave out of all of these discussions is that inequality is a driver of unhappiness. Regardless of whether living conditions are improving in general since hundreds of years ago, if inequality increases that impacts happiness and conflict
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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subetealanutria.bsky.social
Todos sabíamos que el inglés necesitaba un nuevo pronombre de segunda persona del plural, pero nadie imaginó que fuera a ser "chat".
ciblesgd.tv Cibles @ciblesgd.tv · Feb 9
Even when I'm not streaming or recording, I still say "chat". I think it's over for me.

I addressed a group of people as "chat" today. There's no coming back from this.
February 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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xkcd.com
Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049
February 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
just got a new job at the airport. i'm the new guy who crashes the planes
February 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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theonion.com
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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azulcrescent.bsky.social
A good person
February 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are
February 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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subetealanutria.bsky.social
Sigo llamando flogisto a la oxidación-reducción. Imagínate con el Golfo de México.
oscarmora.net Óscar @oscarmora.net · Feb 12
Sigo llamando Alto Volta a Burkina Faso, imagínate con el golfo de México.
subetealanutria.bsky.social Súbete a la nutria @subetealanutria.bsky.social · Feb 12
Sigo llamando Mañanitos a los Weikis. Imagina el Golfo de México.
February 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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transsalamander.bsky.social
"puppygirl hacker polycule"
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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iceghost.bsky.social
Little break ink
Ink of a person with a sword
February 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM