James D'Amato
@oneshotrpg.bsky.social
Host of the ONE SHOT and Campaign Skyjacks Podcasts, Author of The Ultimate RPG Guides, Chicago's second best Illimat player, bone filled meat dice.
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This guy personally taught Elon everything he knows. Not just about self-defense. Everything.
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
This guy personally taught Elon everything he knows. Not just about self-defense. Everything.
Thanks, but I can't use guts that aren't seiko, citizen, or seagull unfortunately. Those are the most common movements on the market. Everything else is so expensive to get parts for that you might as well just buy a watch.
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Thanks, but I can't use guts that aren't seiko, citizen, or seagull unfortunately. Those are the most common movements on the market. Everything else is so expensive to get parts for that you might as well just buy a watch.
I was looking for an Amuro quote to post with it, but the best thing he ever did was get slapped.
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I was looking for an Amuro quote to post with it, but the best thing he ever did was get slapped.
Still un process, but soon I will have a watch capable of turning the tide against the Principality of Zeon.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Still un process, but soon I will have a watch capable of turning the tide against the Principality of Zeon.
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We're taking the week off at @oneshotpod.bsky.social - we worked incredibly hard in recent weeks to create two of our most ambitious One Shots, and we're taking a break to rest and also to let those projects have their moment!
See you on the 16th for Rise, Wizards! by @captainkrail.bsky.social
See you on the 16th for Rise, Wizards! by @captainkrail.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
We're taking the week off at @oneshotpod.bsky.social - we worked incredibly hard in recent weeks to create two of our most ambitious One Shots, and we're taking a break to rest and also to let those projects have their moment!
See you on the 16th for Rise, Wizards! by @captainkrail.bsky.social
See you on the 16th for Rise, Wizards! by @captainkrail.bsky.social
Reposted by James D'Amato
Shocking news out of Minneapolis
Joe and Eileen Bailey, the imaginary, middle-class Long Island couple @schumer.senate.gov consults to make political decisions, were killed by imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to.
Joe and Eileen Bailey, the imaginary, middle-class Long Island couple @schumer.senate.gov consults to make political decisions, were killed by imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to.
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Shocking news out of Minneapolis
Joe and Eileen Bailey, the imaginary, middle-class Long Island couple @schumer.senate.gov consults to make political decisions, were killed by imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to.
Joe and Eileen Bailey, the imaginary, middle-class Long Island couple @schumer.senate.gov consults to make political decisions, were killed by imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to.
I have an edit button now.
February 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I have an edit button now.
I was too refined to play Contra.
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I was too refined to play Contra.
Age verification?
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Age verification?
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Age verification?
The first step in tech support is checking to see if the TV is set to channel 3.
The first step in tech support is checking to see if the TV is set to channel 3.
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Age verification?
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Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
Hell yeah, congrats!
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Hell yeah, congrats!
The imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to, were masked and have not been identified.
DHS did release an imaginary statement claiming the Baileys wanted to "do maximum harm" and that the ICE agents acted in self defense.
DHS did release an imaginary statement claiming the Baileys wanted to "do maximum harm" and that the ICE agents acted in self defense.
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to, were masked and have not been identified.
DHS did release an imaginary statement claiming the Baileys wanted to "do maximum harm" and that the ICE agents acted in self defense.
DHS did release an imaginary statement claiming the Baileys wanted to "do maximum harm" and that the ICE agents acted in self defense.
Eileen was also struck by the gunshots and rushed to St. Roger's Make-Believe a pretend hospital in the Minneapolis area, but died shortly after she arrived.
Doctors reported that her last words were "I don't want them trained, I want that organization dismantled."
Doctors reported that her last words were "I don't want them trained, I want that organization dismantled."
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Eileen was also struck by the gunshots and rushed to St. Roger's Make-Believe a pretend hospital in the Minneapolis area, but died shortly after she arrived.
Doctors reported that her last words were "I don't want them trained, I want that organization dismantled."
Doctors reported that her last words were "I don't want them trained, I want that organization dismantled."
Some witnesses reported they heard the ICE agents shouting between the gun shots "I will never be held accountable for this! The only way training would change this situation is making my shots more accurate!"
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Some witnesses reported they heard the ICE agents shouting between the gun shots "I will never be held accountable for this! The only way training would change this situation is making my shots more accurate!"
Joe immediately went to help his wife. The imaginary agents continued to spray. Joe picked up Eileen's phone and attempted to hand it over screaming "please just leave us alone!"
He was shot 23 times as two agents emptied their handguns at point blank range with underwhelming accuracy.
He was shot 23 times as two agents emptied their handguns at point blank range with underwhelming accuracy.
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Joe immediately went to help his wife. The imaginary agents continued to spray. Joe picked up Eileen's phone and attempted to hand it over screaming "please just leave us alone!"
He was shot 23 times as two agents emptied their handguns at point blank range with underwhelming accuracy.
He was shot 23 times as two agents emptied their handguns at point blank range with underwhelming accuracy.
The imaginary ICE agents saw Eileen taking photos and assumed she was filming the raid.
They immediately went out to confront the couple, demanding Eileen surrender her phone. An argument followed and the ICE agents used pepper spray on Eileen, causing her to scream and fall to the ground.
They immediately went out to confront the couple, demanding Eileen surrender her phone. An argument followed and the ICE agents used pepper spray on Eileen, causing her to scream and fall to the ground.
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The imaginary ICE agents saw Eileen taking photos and assumed she was filming the raid.
They immediately went out to confront the couple, demanding Eileen surrender her phone. An argument followed and the ICE agents used pepper spray on Eileen, causing her to scream and fall to the ground.
They immediately went out to confront the couple, demanding Eileen surrender her phone. An argument followed and the ICE agents used pepper spray on Eileen, causing her to scream and fall to the ground.
The Baileys were on vacation visiting Joe's sister in Minneapolis, MN.
Eileen had stopped to take a picture of a display in the window of a yarn shop to send to her friends.
ICE was raiding the shop because the owner is a Peruvian immigrant who sells yarn imported from her family's alpaca farm.
Eileen had stopped to take a picture of a display in the window of a yarn shop to send to her friends.
ICE was raiding the shop because the owner is a Peruvian immigrant who sells yarn imported from her family's alpaca farm.
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The Baileys were on vacation visiting Joe's sister in Minneapolis, MN.
Eileen had stopped to take a picture of a display in the window of a yarn shop to send to her friends.
ICE was raiding the shop because the owner is a Peruvian immigrant who sells yarn imported from her family's alpaca farm.
Eileen had stopped to take a picture of a display in the window of a yarn shop to send to her friends.
ICE was raiding the shop because the owner is a Peruvian immigrant who sells yarn imported from her family's alpaca farm.
Shocking news out of Minneapolis
Joe and Eileen Bailey, the imaginary, middle-class Long Island couple @schumer.senate.gov consults to make political decisions, were killed by imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to.
Joe and Eileen Bailey, the imaginary, middle-class Long Island couple @schumer.senate.gov consults to make political decisions, were killed by imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to.
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Shocking news out of Minneapolis
Joe and Eileen Bailey, the imaginary, middle-class Long Island couple @schumer.senate.gov consults to make political decisions, were killed by imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to.
Joe and Eileen Bailey, the imaginary, middle-class Long Island couple @schumer.senate.gov consults to make political decisions, were killed by imaginary ICE Agents I use to try to get Chuck Schumer to understand the historical moment we want him to respond to.
Reposted by James D'Amato
If you want to hear completely, and I mean COMPLETELY opposite vibes from Nick and I (plus the amazing @lmaogracee.bsky.social), you should listen to the currently airing series on @unpreparedcasters.bsky.social !!
(ep 7 just dropped today!!!)
(ep 7 just dropped today!!!)
All's Fair is a game where sex and intimacy are an expression of rebellion against a fascist regime.
In a few weeks, you'll be able to hear me explore that roleplay with my dear friend and Quinn audio creator Nick Meyer, over on One Shot
back the game at hornywizards.com in the meantime!!
In a few weeks, you'll be able to hear me explore that roleplay with my dear friend and Quinn audio creator Nick Meyer, over on One Shot
back the game at hornywizards.com in the meantime!!
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If you want to hear completely, and I mean COMPLETELY opposite vibes from Nick and I (plus the amazing @lmaogracee.bsky.social), you should listen to the currently airing series on @unpreparedcasters.bsky.social !!
(ep 7 just dropped today!!!)
(ep 7 just dropped today!!!)
I really admire Joel's work. Having had the chance to play DAWN with him recently and talk about design with him I am ready to enthusiastically support anything he does.
This looks awesome!
This looks awesome!
Dollhouse, my game about recruiting and managing the titular "Dolls" as they take on missions through the city is launching in a week!!!
Check it out If you want a TTRPG set in a dark retro-future or have enjoyed my other games like DAWN or Star & City. (1/X)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/125...
Check it out If you want a TTRPG set in a dark retro-future or have enjoyed my other games like DAWN or Star & City. (1/X)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/125...
Coming soon: Dollhouse: A TTRPG about management
A game where you and your fellow Handlers complete contracts for the titular "Dollhouse".
www.kickstarter.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I really admire Joel's work. Having had the chance to play DAWN with him recently and talk about design with him I am ready to enthusiastically support anything he does.
This looks awesome!
This looks awesome!
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Hover your cursor over the record button."
"Roll for initiative."
"The game is designed to teach itself."
"Our story continues, in the clouds."
"Hover your cursor over the record button."
"Roll for initiative."
"The game is designed to teach itself."
"Our story continues, in the clouds."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"For purposes of legal defensibility, we need to-"
"What would you say are the 5-7 core responsibilities for this role?"
"Is this a reasonable expectation for this job level? No? What needs to change so it would be?"
"For purposes of legal defensibility, we need to-"
"What would you say are the 5-7 core responsibilities for this role?"
"Is this a reasonable expectation for this job level? No? What needs to change so it would be?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Just gonna steal some blood from ya realllll quick “
Or
" if you keep trying to get outta bed I’m gonna have to tie you down, and I don’t wanna do that to ya :) "
"Just gonna steal some blood from ya realllll quick “
Or
" if you keep trying to get outta bed I’m gonna have to tie you down, and I don’t wanna do that to ya :) "
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Hover your cursor over the record button."
"Roll for initiative."
"The game is designed to teach itself."
"Our story continues, in the clouds."
"Hover your cursor over the record button."
"Roll for initiative."
"The game is designed to teach itself."
"Our story continues, in the clouds."
Signal is also very good for it if you are a criminal or a pervert like me and all of my best friends.
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Signal is also very good for it if you are a criminal or a pervert like me and all of my best friends.
How many birds do you think a major league pitcher has to kill with a fastball during a game before they are thrown out of the league?
Like, it always appears to be an accident, but it keeps happening.
Like, it always appears to be an accident, but it keeps happening.
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
How many birds do you think a major league pitcher has to kill with a fastball during a game before they are thrown out of the league?
Like, it always appears to be an accident, but it keeps happening.
Like, it always appears to be an accident, but it keeps happening.
Reposted by James D'Amato
This was a One Shot months in the making. I cannot believe these amazing people who offered to join me on this wild adventure and celebrated by 100th episode and 2 year anniversary with me...
Listen wherever you get your podcasts 💙
Thank you:
Listen wherever you get your podcasts 💙
Thank you:
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This was a One Shot months in the making. I cannot believe these amazing people who offered to join me on this wild adventure and celebrated by 100th episode and 2 year anniversary with me...
Listen wherever you get your podcasts 💙
Thank you:
Listen wherever you get your podcasts 💙
Thank you: