Ryan
@ryanvis.bsky.social
Internet-brained since 1995. IT Business Analyst in Higher Ed. Michigan, USA
What the hell are you doing?
He/Him
What the hell are you doing?
He/Him
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forgot how racist she is
September 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
forgot how racist she is
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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A trillion dollars is one thousand billion dollars; a billion dollars is one thousand million dollars. Minimum wage has stayed seven dollars & twenty-five cents since 2009. All of this is a choice made repeatedly.
Our self destruction is deliberate and it is well funded.
Our self destruction is deliberate and it is well funded.
In an era of skyrocketing CEO pay, Tesla shareholders overwhelmingly approved a $1 trillion pay package intended to keep Elon Musk in charge of the company for the next decade. https://wapo.st/4oTKbcZ
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A trillion dollars is one thousand billion dollars; a billion dollars is one thousand million dollars. Minimum wage has stayed seven dollars & twenty-five cents since 2009. All of this is a choice made repeatedly.
Our self destruction is deliberate and it is well funded.
Our self destruction is deliberate and it is well funded.
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
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Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
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Seems seasonally appropriate to reshare this @ghost.org easter egg
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Seems seasonally appropriate to reshare this @ghost.org easter egg
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
Build a commuter train you cowards
Ann Arbor’s transportation survey closes October 31. The City wants to hear how you get around town and what you’d like to see in the future. Don’t miss your chance to provide input! engage.a2gov.org/2025-transpo... #a2council
2025 Transportation Survey
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October 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Build a commuter train you cowards
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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗: What the fuck did you just fucking say / lie about me / us, you little bitch / pussy? I'll have you know I graduated / ascended top / last of my class / family in the Navy Seals / publicist, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda / Enron
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗: What the fuck did you just fucking say / lie about me / us, you little bitch / pussy? I'll have you know I graduated / ascended top / last of my class / family in the Navy Seals / publicist, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda / Enron
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facing unprecedented uncertainty re: employment due to the shutdown/trump cuts 😕
if you have leads on open Emergency Management or COOP/Biz Continuity roles at state/local gov't agencies, I would love to hear about it!
especially interested in highly regulated and complex environments, dm's open
if you have leads on open Emergency Management or COOP/Biz Continuity roles at state/local gov't agencies, I would love to hear about it!
especially interested in highly regulated and complex environments, dm's open
October 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
facing unprecedented uncertainty re: employment due to the shutdown/trump cuts 😕
if you have leads on open Emergency Management or COOP/Biz Continuity roles at state/local gov't agencies, I would love to hear about it!
especially interested in highly regulated and complex environments, dm's open
if you have leads on open Emergency Management or COOP/Biz Continuity roles at state/local gov't agencies, I would love to hear about it!
especially interested in highly regulated and complex environments, dm's open
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"A universe of dumbasses talking to other dumbasses, measured by numbers that don’t make sense and don’t reflect anything other than passive screen time." — @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social @garbageday.email
The Great Dumbening
Read to the end for it’s Tronin’ time
www.garbageday.email
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"A universe of dumbasses talking to other dumbasses, measured by numbers that don’t make sense and don’t reflect anything other than passive screen time." — @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social @garbageday.email
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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As your unofficial communications director I am telling the entire Bluesky team to keep posting.
October 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
As your unofficial communications director I am telling the entire Bluesky team to keep posting.
That feeling when there's a non-zero chance that something is very wrong with someone, but that chance is not huge, and there's also many, many weeks until you'll actually know what, if anything is wrong, and how badly wrong it is
October 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
That feeling when there's a non-zero chance that something is very wrong with someone, but that chance is not huge, and there's also many, many weeks until you'll actually know what, if anything is wrong, and how badly wrong it is
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canadians haven't torched a bunch of yankees this yard in 213 years
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
canadians haven't torched a bunch of yankees this yard in 213 years
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i think it’s actually completely okay to say an algorithm is not a real person
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i think it’s actually completely okay to say an algorithm is not a real person
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Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
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Laser weeding is one of those “no wa-well actually no that makes perfect sense doesn’t it” things.
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Laser weeding is one of those “no wa-well actually no that makes perfect sense doesn’t it” things.
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
Godstab
Technologically advance a band:
OLED Soundsystem
OLED Soundsystem
September 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Godstab
Interesting that, when cancelling Hulu/Disney today, the Provide Feedback page was a set list of choices (with no Other / fill in the field option) and no choice was "because you caved to fascists at the first opportunity"
September 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Interesting that, when cancelling Hulu/Disney today, the Provide Feedback page was a set list of choices (with no Other / fill in the field option) and no choice was "because you caved to fascists at the first opportunity"
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Feel free to continue arguing over the shooter's motives, but please understand that *it doesn't matter*.
There's a organized political movement that plans to suppress, arrest, or kill its political opposition. It it seeking pretexts. Anything will do. If it's not this, it'll be something else.
There's a organized political movement that plans to suppress, arrest, or kill its political opposition. It it seeking pretexts. Anything will do. If it's not this, it'll be something else.
September 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Feel free to continue arguing over the shooter's motives, but please understand that *it doesn't matter*.
There's a organized political movement that plans to suppress, arrest, or kill its political opposition. It it seeking pretexts. Anything will do. If it's not this, it'll be something else.
There's a organized political movement that plans to suppress, arrest, or kill its political opposition. It it seeking pretexts. Anything will do. If it's not this, it'll be something else.
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They are gonna do unrestrained crackdowns on whatever they want now
September 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They are gonna do unrestrained crackdowns on whatever they want now