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Patrick Skinner
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Nothing much to say that hasn’t been said long ago: I’m a doofus and a terrible follow
I’m very aware of MeanCat’s comings & goings in the yard & front porch & into the house. He walked in the kitchen to get a snack. I walked out the back & saw the owl; I walked back in and shut the doggy door. MeanCat is big mad but he was gonna come in anyway cuz it’s chilly
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
And there’s this. Had to bring MeanCat in cuz a Barred Owl was eyeballing him.
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Orchestral Purrings in the Dark
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Adam Driver is a movie star. Quiet on the set.
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Well, looks like we’re not going out the front door any time soon.
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey doesn’t care for early mornings. She’s a more of a brunch kind of cat.
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Lean on me. It’s more than a song. It’s a lifestyle.
December 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
He’s big and he leans.
December 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s. The. Little. Kitty.

And she’s spectacular
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Unless you need advice on how to use your dad’s diamond mine money to help overstay your visa and then work in the US, and buy the work of others but claim it’s your own genius, and be shockingly racist & incurious & cruel, never listen to a word Elon Musk says about anything
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
She’s a white chocolate macaron
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Camilla of My Mother
December 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Made Theresa’s other favorite salad, Som Tam Thai (Green Papaya Salad). Peel then shred/mandolin a green papaya. Use mortar & pestle for garlic, green chili, peanuts. Then Fish sauce, lime juice, tomatoes, green beans, palm sugar, don’t make a paste. Add papaya. Holy moly wow
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s Big Leany and Bakey
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Made Theresa a last batch of her favorite fruit salad with the remaining kumquats from the yard, plus a pineapple and four pomegranates. Pour a bit of the home grown Meyer lemon juice and you’ve got the best thing ever. Now off to fall off the roof with a chainsaw….
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
80 degrees on December 27th. I’m sure it’s fine.
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
In between storing the chili every fifteen minutes for a decade, I cut down two of our way way way overgrown & dying red tip shrubs that are now 25 feet tall. They’ve had a fungus for years. It’s time. But I’ve let them grow for 15 years. Ladder, roof, chainsaw, soccer sandals, you know this….
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This has taken way too long but man it’s delicious. I made J. Kenji López-Alt’s “Best Chili Ever”. And it is. I skipped the beef and anchovies, but otherwise followed his recipe. So many steps. Like toasting ancho & New Mexico & árbol & pequin chilis. Then grinding work spices…
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey settles into her spot.
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
MeanCat has entered the drone wars. I’m sure it’s fine.
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
In the warmth of our yellow sun, our little alien baby agent orangey feels at home on her adopted planet. We’re happy she crash landed here.
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Happy Friday from The Eastside Orangeys plus Gentrification Kitty plus Señor Pretty Kitty. 6 of 7 gang members eventually showed. But then Scary Blacky Kitty showed up and most ran away. But not Creamsicle 3, he’s not leaving without breakfast. Of course they come back

We Are The Eastside Orangeys
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Adam Driver is a movie star and wishes us all a Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by Patrick Skinner
My pleasure! It was fun making it.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Season’s Greetings from The Baked Potato and Alien Baby Agent Orangey aka Ruby aka Rubes.
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM