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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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i absolutely believe this is where we are headed. this has always been the playbook. sartre wrote in 1945 that they delight in their own bad faith. in 2017, andrew anglin made it the official editorial policy for his nazi blog. it’s always “just a joke,” but the punchline is actual violence.
February 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i absolutely believe this is where we are headed. this has always been the playbook. sartre wrote in 1945 that they delight in their own bad faith. in 2017, andrew anglin made it the official editorial policy for his nazi blog. it’s always “just a joke,” but the punchline is actual violence.
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
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Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this
January 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
January 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
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My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
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yule log? yeah, yule log off after reading the rest of my posts
December 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
yule log? yeah, yule log off after reading the rest of my posts
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Brain loves to go "Oh right that's where I put it" when you finally see the item you misplaced. Real helpful thanks man
December 25, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Brain loves to go "Oh right that's where I put it" when you finally see the item you misplaced. Real helpful thanks man
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[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
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Hello everyone this is the Argentine knockoff of ET. His name was Monguito. Have a great day.
December 8, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Hello everyone this is the Argentine knockoff of ET. His name was Monguito. Have a great day.
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Now that we've normalized posting each other's texts on the internet I talk to everyone like a cautious politician just in case. Do I want to hang out this weekend? Well let me say first of all how much I appreciate our friendship and I look forward to partnering with you on our shared priorities.
December 3, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Now that we've normalized posting each other's texts on the internet I talk to everyone like a cautious politician just in case. Do I want to hang out this weekend? Well let me say first of all how much I appreciate our friendship and I look forward to partnering with you on our shared priorities.
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Jurassic Park holds up so well. Why did I shriek when the velociraptor showed up behind Laura Dern like I haven’t seen this movie 40 times.
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Jurassic Park holds up so well. Why did I shriek when the velociraptor showed up behind Laura Dern like I haven’t seen this movie 40 times.
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the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
November 27, 2024 at 10:59 PM
the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
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So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”
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Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive