Dave M
@rumhamsinkie.bsky.social
I collect Cubs cards and panic attacks. I will share puns frequently.
Everything is really stupid
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Everything is really stupid
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They truly believe this! Like when they arrest a noncitizen who committed a crime years ago and has been out of prison for a decade, they put out a press release claiming they saved the public from a serious threat, even if the person has been law-abiding for years and is a random ex-con doing well.
To paraphrase what an ICE field director said at a Texas hiring event earlier this year: what makes ICE different from other law enforcement officers is that we catch criminals "before" a crime is committed.
NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They truly believe this! Like when they arrest a noncitizen who committed a crime years ago and has been out of prison for a decade, they put out a press release claiming they saved the public from a serious threat, even if the person has been law-abiding for years and is a random ex-con doing well.
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with a Nazi symbol, the Iron Cross, as the poster's avatar. subtle.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
with a Nazi symbol, the Iron Cross, as the poster's avatar. subtle.
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Can a reporter bring a printout of this to Mike Johnson's next press conference, and when you ask him about it and he claims that he hasn't seen it, you just hand him the printout?
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Can a reporter bring a printout of this to Mike Johnson's next press conference, and when you ask him about it and he claims that he hasn't seen it, you just hand him the printout?
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The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.
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Trump taking a victory lap because Walmart made their Thanksgiving meal smaller and crappier (and hence cheaper) is such a perfect encapsulation of his hucksterism
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trump taking a victory lap because Walmart made their Thanksgiving meal smaller and crappier (and hence cheaper) is such a perfect encapsulation of his hucksterism
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the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
Mike Johnson has never heard of anything ever in his life
Q: What's your reaction to yesterday's purge of senior ICE officials? When is it time for Congress to do some oversight?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Mike Johnson has never heard of anything ever in his life
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
"Whether people like that or not"
Trump: "We're sending in our National Guard and if we need more than the National Guard we'll send more than the National Guard, because we're gonna have safe cities ... whether people like that or not, that's what we're doing."
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Whenever you think he's nazi'd as hard as any one person can possibly nazi, he just nazis harder.
Stephen Miller: "The scandal is how Democrats & the left scarred the landscape of our country w/grotesque so-called modern art that celebrates ugliness ... very importantly, President Trump is making sure it's in the neo-classical design around which our nation's architecture has long been directed"
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Whenever you think he's nazi'd as hard as any one person can possibly nazi, he just nazis harder.
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Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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This was my favorite sign in Havertown
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This was my favorite sign in Havertown
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
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For the record, he has a JD, was a constitutional lawyer for the ADF (rightwing group behind 303 Creative, the Colorado gay cake case, and current conversion therapy one), and was even dean of a law school that never opened (shady).
But also? Claims to have no idea how laws or constitutions work.
But also? Claims to have no idea how laws or constitutions work.
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
October 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
For the record, he has a JD, was a constitutional lawyer for the ADF (rightwing group behind 303 Creative, the Colorado gay cake case, and current conversion therapy one), and was even dean of a law school that never opened (shady).
But also? Claims to have no idea how laws or constitutions work.
But also? Claims to have no idea how laws or constitutions work.
Brb burying myself in clay as self care
The Clay Studio's new exhibit, 'Clay as Care,' may be just what you need to boost your dopamine. The new show explores how ceramics can help with healing, and invites visitors to join in the interactive experience. billypenn.com/2025/10/08/c...
The Clay Studio’s new show, ‘Clay as Care,’ is an interactive experience to help you feel better
The show features artists who have been through the mud and embraced ceramics as a way to heal and channel their story. Visitors are encouraged to join in.
billypenn.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Brb burying myself in clay as self care
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in the Bible it says to help people only if they have papers and a Cigna plan
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
October 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
in the Bible it says to help people only if they have papers and a Cigna plan
RIP Mitch Hedberg you'd have loved this
Donald Trump and Melania get on an escalator at the UN and it immediately stops working 🤣
September 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
RIP Mitch Hedberg you'd have loved this
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going to keep saying: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
House Speaker Mike Johnson said Monday that he didn’t mean to suggest in a recent interview that Trump had or had not been an FBI informant in the case against disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein. https://to.pbs.org/46cJtzM
Speaker Johnson says he misspoke about Trump being an FBI informant in the Epstein case
House Speaker Mike Johnson said Monday that he didn’t mean to suggest in a recent interview that Trump had or had not been an FBI informant in the case against disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein.
to.pbs.org
September 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
going to keep saying: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
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Five years ago all this stuff about Trump's serial abuse came up. Women who had been minors at the time told their stories. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
Teen models, powerful men and private dinners: when Trump hosted Look of the Year
In the early 90s, Donald Trump judged contestants at the world’s biggest modelling competition - since hit by allegations of abuse. This is how the people who were there remember it
www.theguardian.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Five years ago all this stuff about Trump's serial abuse came up. Women who had been minors at the time told their stories. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.