Rosemary Picado Calhoun
@rpicado.bsky.social
Technical writer, music lover, animal lover, goth dancer, crazy cat lady. Married to the fabulous @bobcalhoun.bsky.social. Fair warning: I love #SFGiants baseball and Russell Crowe. Also on the Loose Critters beat at @crittersontheloose.bsky.social.
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While Billy Dee is still alive, I think they really need to do a Lando movie. Like, have him sitting around the card table with the ladies telling tales, and Donald Glover can act them out AND THEY DON'T NECESSARILY MATCH!
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ok who didn't do the sacrifice
Part of the Sun Just Broke Off and Scientists Are Completely Baffled by This Mysterious Phenomenon
Something strange is happening on the sun, and it’s leaving experts scratching their heads.
dailygalaxy.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ok who didn't do the sacrifice
OMG! @bobcalhoun.bsky.social BEEF RUSTLERS!!! Wire Paladin!
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
OMG! @bobcalhoun.bsky.social BEEF RUSTLERS!!! Wire Paladin!
He's a 10, but at the fancy Italian restaurant, he orders pasketti.
He’s a 10 but he told me his grandmother died 3 times
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He's a 10, but at the fancy Italian restaurant, he orders pasketti.
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Star Warses ranked:
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Hardware Wars
Star Crash
Battle Beyond the Stars
Return of the Jedi
Season one of Mandalorian
Rogue One was okay I guess
The part of The Last Jedi where Luke kicks ass that all the toxic nerds hated for some reason
Star Wars Holiday Special
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Hardware Wars
Star Crash
Battle Beyond the Stars
Return of the Jedi
Season one of Mandalorian
Rogue One was okay I guess
The part of The Last Jedi where Luke kicks ass that all the toxic nerds hated for some reason
Star Wars Holiday Special
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Star Warses ranked:
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Hardware Wars
Star Crash
Battle Beyond the Stars
Return of the Jedi
Season one of Mandalorian
Rogue One was okay I guess
The part of The Last Jedi where Luke kicks ass that all the toxic nerds hated for some reason
Star Wars Holiday Special
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Hardware Wars
Star Crash
Battle Beyond the Stars
Return of the Jedi
Season one of Mandalorian
Rogue One was okay I guess
The part of The Last Jedi where Luke kicks ass that all the toxic nerds hated for some reason
Star Wars Holiday Special
My husband @bobcalhoun.bsky.social says that any Han Solo movie should have just been a remake of Every Which Way But Loose. And you know what? He's right.
Right turn, Chewie!
Right turn, Chewie!
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My husband @bobcalhoun.bsky.social says that any Han Solo movie should have just been a remake of Every Which Way But Loose. And you know what? He's right.
Right turn, Chewie!
Right turn, Chewie!
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ITS CYBER MONDAY
ITS GIVING TUESDAY
ITS MENTAL BREAKDOWN WENDESDAY
ITS THANKSGIVING THURSDAY
ITS BLACK FRIDAY
ITS EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR SATURDAY
ITS SMALL BUSINESS SUNDAY
i would like all of this to stop
ITS GIVING TUESDAY
ITS MENTAL BREAKDOWN WENDESDAY
ITS THANKSGIVING THURSDAY
ITS BLACK FRIDAY
ITS EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR SATURDAY
ITS SMALL BUSINESS SUNDAY
i would like all of this to stop
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
ITS CYBER MONDAY
ITS GIVING TUESDAY
ITS MENTAL BREAKDOWN WENDESDAY
ITS THANKSGIVING THURSDAY
ITS BLACK FRIDAY
ITS EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR SATURDAY
ITS SMALL BUSINESS SUNDAY
i would like all of this to stop
ITS GIVING TUESDAY
ITS MENTAL BREAKDOWN WENDESDAY
ITS THANKSGIVING THURSDAY
ITS BLACK FRIDAY
ITS EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR SATURDAY
ITS SMALL BUSINESS SUNDAY
i would like all of this to stop
If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
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"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Charlie Brown when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood, Charlie Brown.
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Charlie Brown when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood, Charlie Brown.
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood, Charlie Brown.
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That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
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1186 BCE
"Kids today aren't being taught the cuneiform of their parents. Educators are emphasizing papyrus, which experts warn isn't durable enough to store information for centuries." 😉
"Kids today aren't being taught the cuneiform of their parents. Educators are emphasizing papyrus, which experts warn isn't durable enough to store information for centuries." 😉
February 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
1186 BCE
"Kids today aren't being taught the cuneiform of their parents. Educators are emphasizing papyrus, which experts warn isn't durable enough to store information for centuries." 😉
"Kids today aren't being taught the cuneiform of their parents. Educators are emphasizing papyrus, which experts warn isn't durable enough to store information for centuries." 😉
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A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
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When I was just a baby, my mama told me, Son…
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man in Reno… just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man in Reno… just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When I was just a baby, my mama told me, Son…
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man in Reno… just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man in Reno… just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry
White on white translucent black capes
Back on the rack
Bela Lugosi's dead
The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Bela Lugosi's dead
Bela Lugosi's dead
Undead, undead, undead
Back on the rack
Bela Lugosi's dead
The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Bela Lugosi's dead
Bela Lugosi's dead
Undead, undead, undead
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
White on white translucent black capes
Back on the rack
Bela Lugosi's dead
The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Bela Lugosi's dead
Bela Lugosi's dead
Undead, undead, undead
Back on the rack
Bela Lugosi's dead
The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Bela Lugosi's dead
Bela Lugosi's dead
Undead, undead, undead
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Chow Yun Fat in Hard Boiled shooting countless gangsters in slow motion with blood spraying everywhere while carrying an adorable baby is the cure for the infertility epidemic.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Chow Yun Fat in Hard Boiled shooting countless gangsters in slow motion with blood spraying everywhere while carrying an adorable baby is the cure for the infertility epidemic.
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An American remake of Hard Boiled but set in The Pitt.
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
An American remake of Hard Boiled but set in The Pitt.
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
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Well, Trump does have a really long history of liking rappers
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Well, Trump does have a really long history of liking rappers
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It's so rare to see the old world dying and the new world struggling to be born in the same room together
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's so rare to see the old world dying and the new world struggling to be born in the same room together
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Mamdani, the Trump Whisperer
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Mamdani, the Trump Whisperer
So did Mamdani just use the Jedi Mind Trick on Piggy or what?
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So did Mamdani just use the Jedi Mind Trick on Piggy or what?
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TACO
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
TACO