Rosemary Picado Calhoun
@rpicado.bsky.social
Technical writer, music lover, animal lover, goth dancer, crazy cat lady. Married to the fabulous @bobcalhoun.bsky.social. Fair warning: I love #SFGiants baseball and Russell Crowe. Also on the Loose Critters beat at @crittersontheloose.bsky.social.
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While Billy Dee is still alive, I think they really need to do a Lando movie. Like, have him sitting around the card table with the ladies telling tales, and Donald Glover can act them out AND THEY DON'T NECESSARILY MATCH!
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Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh, so he totally stole the money
Oh hells yeah!
Thanks to watching Virtuosity for the Dank movie on saturday we now all know who's the real 67 the kids are gooning about
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh hells yeah!
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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If you know, you know
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If you know, you know
The only statues we allow in the San Francisco Bay Area are of World Series Championship GIANTS #SFGiants
This is just delicious.
From the SF Chronicle (I use my apple news subscription, so no link except to apple news): Cryptobro wants a Fuck You Peons statue on Alcatraz, proposed the project over a year ago, set up a funding platform.
Cryptobro has raised $5. Yes, 5. 500 pennies. 20 quarters.
From the SF Chronicle (I use my apple news subscription, so no link except to apple news): Cryptobro wants a Fuck You Peons statue on Alcatraz, proposed the project over a year ago, set up a funding platform.
Cryptobro has raised $5. Yes, 5. 500 pennies. 20 quarters.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The only statues we allow in the San Francisco Bay Area are of World Series Championship GIANTS #SFGiants
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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Joyce Carol Oates to Musk
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Joyce Carol Oates to Musk
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Joyce Carol Oates is antifa.
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Joyce Carol Oates is antifa.
Thoughtful article
By Jessica Winter. “What Did Men Do to Deserve this?” Changes is the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard” Pushing back on Scott Galloway’s analysis.
By Jessica Winter. “What Did Men Do to Deserve this?” Changes is the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard” Pushing back on Scott Galloway’s analysis.
Why men think they're so hard done by. archive.ph/UNdFj
archive.ph
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Thoughtful article
By Jessica Winter. “What Did Men Do to Deserve this?” Changes is the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard” Pushing back on Scott Galloway’s analysis.
By Jessica Winter. “What Did Men Do to Deserve this?” Changes is the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard” Pushing back on Scott Galloway’s analysis.
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Why men think they're so hard done by. archive.ph/UNdFj
archive.ph
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why men think they're so hard done by. archive.ph/UNdFj
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On Remembrance Day :
“I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.”
- Gen. William Sherman
“I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.”
- Gen. William Sherman
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
On Remembrance Day :
“I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.”
- Gen. William Sherman
“I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.”
- Gen. William Sherman
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*John Carpenter sighs, breaks out the synth*
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*John Carpenter sighs, breaks out the synth*
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Mamdani is going to implement Shamone Law where the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, Who's bad?
Mamdani is going to implement Mary Lou Law. When it's hello Mary Lou, it's goodbye, heart.
Mamdani is going to implement "Shari Lewis Law". Everyone will have a compulsory Lamb Chop puppet to make snarky ventriloquist asides.
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shamone Law where the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, Who's bad?
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The sports gambling scandals are another thing we can blame on the Roberts Court. John Roberts. He makes everything suck.
Federal Restrictions on Online Sports Betting Overturned by Supreme Court
Supreme Court Strikes Down Federal Ban on Online Sports Betting In a groundbreaking ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court has declared the federal law prohibiting onli
jurisreview.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The sports gambling scandals are another thing we can blame on the Roberts Court. John Roberts. He makes everything suck.
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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Barry Bonds had 2,935 career hits, the Velvet Underground had ZERO.
I refuse to acknowledge the rock n roll hall of fame until it inducts Barry Bonds
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Barry Bonds had 2,935 career hits, the Velvet Underground had ZERO.
Mamdani is going to implement Cinnamon law. It’s all the way spicy for Mr. Cardamom!
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Cinnamon law. It’s all the way spicy for Mr. Cardamom!
Mamdani is going to implement Salma Hayek law. More women must be Mexican and mucho caliente! 🇲🇽
a woman wearing sunglasses and a leopard print shirt has a tattoo on her arm
Alt: Salma Hayek removes her sunglasses and tosses her hair.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Salma Hayek law. More women must be Mexican and mucho caliente! 🇲🇽
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Mamdani is going to implement Mary Lou Law. When it's hello Mary Lou, it's goodbye, heart.
Mamdani is going to implement "Shari Lewis Law". Everyone will have a compulsory Lamb Chop puppet to make snarky ventriloquist asides.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Mary Lou Law. When it's hello Mary Lou, it's goodbye, heart.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. But that don't impress me much.
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-Na-Na law. Everyone has to grease their hair and sing DooWop.
Mamdani is going to implement Shannara law. Everything will be extremely derivative of Tolkien and predictable.
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. But that don't impress me much.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. Nobody's hips will be allowed to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-Na-Na law. Everyone has to grease their hair and sing DooWop.
Mamdani is going to implement Shannara law. Everything will be extremely derivative of Tolkien and predictable.
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. Nobody's hips will be allowed to lie.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shazam law. Everyone will turn into their squinty super-powered alter ego.
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shazam law. Everyone will turn into their squinty super-powered alter ego.
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Mamdani is going to implement Sha-la-la-law. Everyone has to live like hippies in the Reagan era.....oh. Shit.
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-Na-Na law. Everyone has to grease their hair and sing DooWop.
Mamdani is going to implement Shannara law. Everything will be extremely derivative of Tolkien and predictable.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-la-la-law. Everyone has to live like hippies in the Reagan era.....oh. Shit.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shisha law. Everyone gets their own pipe and the smog will smell of mango.
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shisha law. Everyone gets their own pipe and the smog will smell of mango.