roscoeblanco
@roscoeblanci.bsky.social
This user does not exist.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
me thinking about my life
July 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
me thinking about my life
Reposted by roscoeblanco
They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel
They don't want me!
June 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They don't want me!
Smoke first,
Ask questions later.
Ask questions later.
June 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Smoke first,
Ask questions later.
Ask questions later.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
I'm scared the world isn't about to end.
June 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm scared the world isn't about to end.
Chasing rye whiskey with sprite is my new favorite pastime.
June 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Chasing rye whiskey with sprite is my new favorite pastime.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
I bet adopting another cat would fix me.
May 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I bet adopting another cat would fix me.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
sorry if I've seemed off lately, I've been in a weird mood since 1996
March 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
sorry if I've seemed off lately, I've been in a weird mood since 1996
Reposted by roscoeblanco
Reposted by roscoeblanco
It's almost Easter? Time really flies when you've given up.
April 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's almost Easter? Time really flies when you've given up.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
There's never been a better time to detach from reality and go completely insane.
March 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There's never been a better time to detach from reality and go completely insane.
I'm in the fuck it stage of finding out.
March 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm in the fuck it stage of finding out.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
People who ask me for something “at your soonest convenience” have no idea how perpetually inconvenienced I am.
March 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
People who ask me for something “at your soonest convenience” have no idea how perpetually inconvenienced I am.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
knowing that the human race will be extinct sooner than not is about my only source of joy anymore
March 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
knowing that the human race will be extinct sooner than not is about my only source of joy anymore
Reposted by roscoeblanco
In the event of an emergency, good fucking luck.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In the event of an emergency, good fucking luck.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
scientists have discovered that whatever you’re fucking doing is a mistake
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
scientists have discovered that whatever you’re fucking doing is a mistake
Reposted by roscoeblanco
Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.
February 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
I’m the MacGyver of getting worked up over nothing at all
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m the MacGyver of getting worked up over nothing at all
Reposted by roscoeblanco
There’s never been a better time to set yourself on fire.
February 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There’s never been a better time to set yourself on fire.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
being alive—as a bit
February 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
being alive—as a bit
Reposted by roscoeblanco
Want to see advertisers lose MILLIONS this Sunday? A record-setting low for viewers during the Super Bowl would do that.
Money talks and bullshit walks.
Money talks and bullshit walks.
February 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Want to see advertisers lose MILLIONS this Sunday? A record-setting low for viewers during the Super Bowl would do that.
Money talks and bullshit walks.
Money talks and bullshit walks.
Reposted by roscoeblanco
I would like to vote for the reptilian shapeshifters now, please.
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I would like to vote for the reptilian shapeshifters now, please.