Ronald Raygun
@ronald-raygun.bsky.social
That oughta do it
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
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January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
That oughta do it
Have you dreamed this man?
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Have you dreamed this man?
Librarian just won the lottery
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Librarian just won the lottery
I can’t believe this is happening on Whiskey Friday… of all days.
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I can’t believe this is happening on Whiskey Friday… of all days.
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
I’m assuming she’s referring to Charlottesville
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’m assuming she’s referring to Charlottesville
Doctors came to me with tears in their eyes and said I have the highest PSA levels they’ve ever seen.
Trump again says his health is “PERFECT” and claims he “ACED” his third straight cognitive exam, a test given by doctors to detect signs of dementia
January 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Doctors came to me with tears in their eyes and said I have the highest PSA levels they’ve ever seen.
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Actually I just googled it and couldn’t have been more wrong
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Actually I just googled it and couldn’t have been more wrong
Me unprepared for the pitch meeting: “uhh robot coffee cups”
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
![Real news story headline: "Robot Coffee Cups? Self-Driving Trivets? AI Researchers Made It Happen. [sub-title] Scientists found a way to animate everyday objects and predict your next move, so your stapler is always nearby when you need it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wstpte2vzb4ra2iqtnw2d2ef/bafkreibbhk46utcdzm3qb2u2muehbhrndu6x47k5a4v64ef44xdpbgh42u@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me unprepared for the pitch meeting: “uhh robot coffee cups”
Curious what you thought about Anxious Generation. It was given to me, but haven’t started it yet
IT IS NOT THE END OF 2025 YET. I am *literally* finishing the much-loved Middlemarch today so I will take 17, thank you very much.
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Curious what you thought about Anxious Generation. It was given to me, but haven’t started it yet
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One of the kids I teach said their family kept calling their autism a super power. And then asked if I wanted to see it in action, they then touched some velvet and violently gagged before crying for a minute. Said her superpower was ruining her day by touching things.
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
One of the kids I teach said their family kept calling their autism a super power. And then asked if I wanted to see it in action, they then touched some velvet and violently gagged before crying for a minute. Said her superpower was ruining her day by touching things.
“Ruthkanda Forever”
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Ruthkanda Forever”
Breaking: Axios to be renamed “not that good at this”
BREAKING: Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center
The Kennedy Center will become the Trump-Kennedy Center: Leavitt
Leavitt said the the board unanimously voted to rename the performing arts venue.
www.axios.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Breaking: Axios to be renamed “not that good at this”
I volunteer as tribute
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I volunteer as tribute
Thompson: “Unh-uh”
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Thompson: “Unh-uh”
Weird time to practice writing with your left hand
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Weird time to practice writing with your left hand
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the new one from this sunday, a retired nurse they meet playing videogames is perfect for their lonely father to date. i hope the boys dont overstep...
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
the new one from this sunday, a retired nurse they meet playing videogames is perfect for their lonely father to date. i hope the boys dont overstep...
My man looking like a Dick Tracy villain
I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My man looking like a Dick Tracy villain
“Because right now, we’re much less”
Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
“Because right now, we’re much less”
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Is that the joke? That their tools would be shitty? Make it look like cows don't know how to manufacture objects that make work easier to do?
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Is that the joke? That their tools would be shitty? Make it look like cows don't know how to manufacture objects that make work easier to do?
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am