Don’t be a jerk.
Comedian Wanda Sykes, UMSNT Midfielder Kyle Beckerman
Also Edward Snowden (though he dropped out so idk if that counts as an alum?)
Before My Time: Bit-part character actor Jason Kravitz
While I Was There: Internet-famous and Netflix Special comedian Sarah Cooper
After Graduation: I'm going with Gold Medal-Winning Wrestler Helen Maroulis.
Huh.
Huh.
Don’t even like football and I’m strangely miserable.
Don’t even like football and I’m strangely miserable.
Oh, yes, yes you can.
Oh, yes, yes you can.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I am really proud of this.
I am really proud of this.
“Okay, but will this appeal to our audiences?”
“Okay, but will this appeal to our audiences?”
Benito is a U.S. citizen.
Amazing what a little education can teach you.
Benito is a U.S. citizen.
Amazing what a little education can teach you.