Robert Gauld
@robertgauld.bsky.social
Polygeek and adopted Aberdonian.
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Elon Musk was itching to go to Epstein’s parties, and excited about all the ‘girls’ that would be there, *five years* after Epstein pleaded guilty to *procuring a child for prostitution*. What on earth did he think went on at these parties?
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Elon Musk was itching to go to Epstein’s parties, and excited about all the ‘girls’ that would be there, *five years* after Epstein pleaded guilty to *procuring a child for prostitution*. What on earth did he think went on at these parties?
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Compassion for the conned, contempt for the conmen. James O’Brien.
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Compassion for the conned, contempt for the conmen. James O’Brien.
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Their scope for rejecting permission for projects approved by Parliament should either be greatly curtailed, or preferably abolished altogether.
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Their scope for rejecting permission for projects approved by Parliament should either be greatly curtailed, or preferably abolished altogether.
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is it possible to make it sound cooler? no
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
is it possible to make it sound cooler? no
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I would have thought ‘I read Fesshole‘ would be a plausible reason for being cognisant of the majority of inappropriateness in the world.
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I would have thought ‘I read Fesshole‘ would be a plausible reason for being cognisant of the majority of inappropriateness in the world.
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Here is an email that Elon Musk, current world’s richest man and owner of a social media network that generated child sexual abuse material on demand, sent to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein on November 11, 2012: “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...
www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Here is an email that Elon Musk, current world’s richest man and owner of a social media network that generated child sexual abuse material on demand, sent to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein on November 11, 2012: “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...
www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...
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Sorrywhatpardon?
Daily Express: NOW YOU MUST GIVE BRITAIN A PROPER BREXIT #TomorrowsPapersToday
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Sorrywhatpardon?
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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Come to Fesshole Live in 2026! Tickets on sale for Glasgow, Leicester, Luton, Leeds & Cambridge. Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester and Glasgow. Best of Fesshole, audience confessions, secret history & more: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Come to Fesshole Live in 2026! Tickets on sale for Glasgow, Leicester, Luton, Leeds & Cambridge. Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester and Glasgow. Best of Fesshole, audience confessions, secret history & more: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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It’s so cold that our ham radio club’s repeater went deaf. It’s cavities got too cold.
Mine, too- dear repeater, mine, too.
Mine, too- dear repeater, mine, too.
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It’s so cold that our ham radio club’s repeater went deaf. It’s cavities got too cold.
Mine, too- dear repeater, mine, too.
Mine, too- dear repeater, mine, too.
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The remaining 87.5% stepped on the blind person.
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The remaining 87.5% stepped on the blind person.
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I worry that Trump’s latest partial climbdowns, pathetic & insincere as they are, will bolster Downing Street’s arguments for keeping him sweet when it’s surely time to go full Mark Carney.
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I worry that Trump’s latest partial climbdowns, pathetic & insincere as they are, will bolster Downing Street’s arguments for keeping him sweet when it’s surely time to go full Mark Carney.
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"If you rub it while in water, it comes off..."
Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.
Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"If you rub it while in water, it comes off..."
Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.
Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.
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Hobbycraft refuse to withdraw a product containing asbestos traces because there’s “no evidence of harm to customers”. In other words “we may reconsider if a child develops asbestosis in later life”. What a shit and irresponsible response
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Hobbycraft refuse to withdraw a product containing asbestos traces because there’s “no evidence of harm to customers”. In other words “we may reconsider if a child develops asbestosis in later life”. What a shit and irresponsible response
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Surely...having the Gnome walk across the pond would be even more awesome
January 24, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Surely...having the Gnome walk across the pond would be even more awesome
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How dare the Coward in the White House undermine the bravery and sacrifice of our British troops.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
How dare the Coward in the White House undermine the bravery and sacrifice of our British troops.
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Franchising for rail services = corporate greed. Franchising for buses = transformational local control?
I know it's not as simple as that, but for years Labour has been banging the "nationalisation" drum. But privately managed bus services are sold as groundbreaking?
I know it's not as simple as that, but for years Labour has been banging the "nationalisation" drum. But privately managed bus services are sold as groundbreaking?
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Franchising for rail services = corporate greed. Franchising for buses = transformational local control?
I know it's not as simple as that, but for years Labour has been banging the "nationalisation" drum. But privately managed bus services are sold as groundbreaking?
I know it's not as simple as that, but for years Labour has been banging the "nationalisation" drum. But privately managed bus services are sold as groundbreaking?
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You can only cry "tariff" so many times before the villagers stop believing you.
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Trump rules out taking Greenland by force but seeks 'immediate negotiations' to acquire island
The US president says he has
www.bbc.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:58 PM
You can only cry "tariff" so many times before the villagers stop believing you.
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Had a meeting with my boss this morning where he mentioned he'd seen me working late last night and to make sure I took my time back. I was online because I got high and logged in to my work laptop to create a 6 page, company branded procedure for "safe evacuation of ones bowels"
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Had a meeting with my boss this morning where he mentioned he'd seen me working late last night and to make sure I took my time back. I was online because I got high and logged in to my work laptop to create a 6 page, company branded procedure for "safe evacuation of ones bowels"
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Wait... so you're telling me that the morally-bankrupt tech bros that Elon Musk put in charge of our most sensitive data took advantage of that position and did morally-bankrupt things with that data in order to enrich themselves?
...
Shocked... I'm SHOCKED I tell you! 🤯
(I'm not) 🙄
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Shocked... I'm SHOCKED I tell you! 🤯
(I'm not) 🙄
In a remarkable court filing, DOJ also revealed that DOGE employees traded Social Security data on an unapproved third party server — Cloudflare — and may have sent private SSA info to a top DOGE adviser. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Wait... so you're telling me that the morally-bankrupt tech bros that Elon Musk put in charge of our most sensitive data took advantage of that position and did morally-bankrupt things with that data in order to enrich themselves?
...
Shocked... I'm SHOCKED I tell you! 🤯
(I'm not) 🙄
...
Shocked... I'm SHOCKED I tell you! 🤯
(I'm not) 🙄
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- By now, I can write perfectly idiotic Rust code
- You mean “idiomatic”
- I wish…
- You mean “idiomatic”
- I wish…
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
- By now, I can write perfectly idiotic Rust code
- You mean “idiomatic”
- I wish…
- You mean “idiomatic”
- I wish…
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And there’s a debate going on about how women are choosing not to get married or have children. I can’t imagine why…
January 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
And there’s a debate going on about how women are choosing not to get married or have children. I can’t imagine why…
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I mean... most of the Danes I know are fantastically happy. I wouldn't mind this at all. :)
www.newsweek.com/petition-den...
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Danish petition to buy California from Trump signed by thousands
A satirical petition urges Denmark to "buy" California, poking fun at Trump’s Greenland plans amid U.S.-Europe tensions and tariff threats.
www.newsweek.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I mean... most of the Danes I know are fantastically happy. I wouldn't mind this at all. :)
www.newsweek.com/petition-den...
www.newsweek.com/petition-den...
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It's interesting because it's a tacit admission that he was happy to accept lunacy when the lunatic was doing things that aligned with his personal priorities.
It's only when faeces begins to be thrown around the Oval Office that there is any recognition that there "might" be a problem...
It's only when faeces begins to be thrown around the Oval Office that there is any recognition that there "might" be a problem...
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
It's interesting because it's a tacit admission that he was happy to accept lunacy when the lunatic was doing things that aligned with his personal priorities.
It's only when faeces begins to be thrown around the Oval Office that there is any recognition that there "might" be a problem...
It's only when faeces begins to be thrown around the Oval Office that there is any recognition that there "might" be a problem...
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‘Make America Go Away’: spoof Maga caps soar in popularity amid Greenland crisis
‘Make America Go Away’: spoof Maga caps soar in popularity amid Greenland crisis
Red caps are becoming a symbol of protest in Denmark as Donald Trump ratchets up the pressure on Greenland
Red baseball caps spoofing Donald Trump’s Maga hats have become a symbol of Danish and Greenlandic defiance against the US president’s threat to seize the frozen territory.
The caps reading “Make America Go Away” – parodying Trump’s “Make America Great Again” slogan – have gained popularity, along with several variants on social media and at public protests, including a weekend demonstration held in freezing weather in Copenhagen. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
‘Make America Go Away’: spoof Maga caps soar in popularity amid Greenland crisis