The Right Reverend Mayhem
@reverendmayhem.bsky.social
Feared conqueror; professional raconteur; soldier of fortune; aloof yet thorough lover; bandit; blazing gypsy speedboat. I have been called some of these things
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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Please stop asking if you can see the Secret Chimp. You don't see the Secret Chimp. The Secret Chimp sees you.
October 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Please stop asking if you can see the Secret Chimp. You don't see the Secret Chimp. The Secret Chimp sees you.
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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Once again, I’m wondering why Democrats aren’t running with a straightforward message of “despotism is un-American and unaffordable” right now and all the way into the midterms.
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Once again, I’m wondering why Democrats aren’t running with a straightforward message of “despotism is un-American and unaffordable” right now and all the way into the midterms.
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It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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October 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
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Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
October 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
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Don’t blame our leaders if the US military begins committing war crimes or attacking American civilians. Blame the women who laughed at Pete Hegseth during sex.
October 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Don’t blame our leaders if the US military begins committing war crimes or attacking American civilians. Blame the women who laughed at Pete Hegseth during sex.
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Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
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jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
Today's edition of Abominations Unto Nuggan. Tomorrow: towels, rocks and things that taste sour
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Today's edition of Abominations Unto Nuggan. Tomorrow: towels, rocks and things that taste sour
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If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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TRUMP: That's why I sued the New York Times two days ago for a lot of money
KARL: A judge just threw that out
TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
KARL: A judge just threw that out
TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
September 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
TRUMP: That's why I sued the New York Times two days ago for a lot of money
KARL: A judge just threw that out
TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
KARL: A judge just threw that out
TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
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Curtis Evans, of Evanston, carries a U.S. flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. Evans said he was a Marine during Ronald Reagan’s term.
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Curtis Evans, of Evanston, carries a U.S. flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. Evans said he was a Marine during Ronald Reagan’s term.
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
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*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
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“It’s the goddamn guns!”
RFK Jr: it’s not the guns it’s a mental health issue
Also RFK Jr:
RFK Jr: it’s not the guns it’s a mental health issue
Also RFK Jr:
August 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“It’s the goddamn guns!”
RFK Jr: it’s not the guns it’s a mental health issue
Also RFK Jr:
RFK Jr: it’s not the guns it’s a mental health issue
Also RFK Jr:
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a very bleak development in terms of my view of the world in the last few years has been both ‘the Israeli govt is much worse than I thought and deserves an enormous amount of criticism’ and ‘yeah a lot of people geniunely are just low-grade antisemitic’ both apparently being true.
The latest on how the internet has made us all medieval peasants: “this cookie chain has the spirit of the perfidious Jew behind it”
August 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a very bleak development in terms of my view of the world in the last few years has been both ‘the Israeli govt is much worse than I thought and deserves an enormous amount of criticism’ and ‘yeah a lot of people geniunely are just low-grade antisemitic’ both apparently being true.
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
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"IT'S ALL FOR YOU, ELON!"
August 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"IT'S ALL FOR YOU, ELON!"
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"stick to menswear"
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"stick to menswear"
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My god Jeff Passan absolutely destroyed this man. We are not worthy.
August 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My god Jeff Passan absolutely destroyed this man. We are not worthy.