The Right Reverend Mayhem
@reverendmayhem.bsky.social
Feared conqueror; professional raconteur; soldier of fortune; aloof yet thorough lover; bandit; blazing gypsy speedboat. I have been called some of these things
We Built This City is bitch-and-moan Boomer shit about how things are worse nowadays and no one gives them credit for the cool stuff they did.
Take on Me is a bunch of Norwegians writing in a foreign language, but with a reasonably catchy beat.
Take on Me is a bunch of Norwegians writing in a foreign language, but with a reasonably catchy beat.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We Built This City is bitch-and-moan Boomer shit about how things are worse nowadays and no one gives them credit for the cool stuff they did.
Take on Me is a bunch of Norwegians writing in a foreign language, but with a reasonably catchy beat.
Take on Me is a bunch of Norwegians writing in a foreign language, but with a reasonably catchy beat.
You're always welcome back at the old homestead at DoorFliesOpen. Hippo turned your bedroom into a stash room, but we can convert it back.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You're always welcome back at the old homestead at DoorFliesOpen. Hippo turned your bedroom into a stash room, but we can convert it back.
Brother Numpsay!
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Brother Numpsay!
I have a radical proposition, a variant on the older "Don't Engage, Just Block": a feature that mutes comments from people who don't bother coming up with screen names. While this will not solve our humorless idiot crisis, it will shut down about 90% of these dumbfucks.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have a radical proposition, a variant on the older "Don't Engage, Just Block": a feature that mutes comments from people who don't bother coming up with screen names. While this will not solve our humorless idiot crisis, it will shut down about 90% of these dumbfucks.
You forgot lost pet, lost pet, some prick complaining about people losing their pets
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You forgot lost pet, lost pet, some prick complaining about people losing their pets
Well, you see Quicken doesn't have a standard line item for Legislative Bribery...
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Well, you see Quicken doesn't have a standard line item for Legislative Bribery...
We call that a West Texas Weeknight
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We call that a West Texas Weeknight
As I said when they were released, we need to capture and study anyone who spends $9000 on a Cleveland Browns watch. I believe their brain-tissue may hold dark secrets.
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As I said when they were released, we need to capture and study anyone who spends $9000 on a Cleveland Browns watch. I believe their brain-tissue may hold dark secrets.
Breitling has given you a logical crossover point with their awful Team models
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Breitling has given you a logical crossover point with their awful Team models
Pete Carroll, if you caught him on the right day.
Mike Tomlin in a Denis Leary/Lewis Black rant sense
And for some reason John Harbaugh doing an Andy Kaufman Mighty Mouse routine.
Mike Tomlin in a Denis Leary/Lewis Black rant sense
And for some reason John Harbaugh doing an Andy Kaufman Mighty Mouse routine.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Pete Carroll, if you caught him on the right day.
Mike Tomlin in a Denis Leary/Lewis Black rant sense
And for some reason John Harbaugh doing an Andy Kaufman Mighty Mouse routine.
Mike Tomlin in a Denis Leary/Lewis Black rant sense
And for some reason John Harbaugh doing an Andy Kaufman Mighty Mouse routine.
We used to be a proper country, where only insane sovereign-citizen whackjobs argued their case should be dismissed because the prosecutor lacks legal authority.
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We used to be a proper country, where only insane sovereign-citizen whackjobs argued their case should be dismissed because the prosecutor lacks legal authority.
That's silly. Everyone knows Florida is America's Lawyer Dungeon
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
That's silly. Everyone knows Florida is America's Lawyer Dungeon
Mike- "players-only" meetings are generally presented to the public as very rare, emergency, last-ditch-attempt-to-save-the-marriage events. Is that inaccurate, or is it an even bigger sign of dysfunction that the Dolphins keep needing them?
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Mike- "players-only" meetings are generally presented to the public as very rare, emergency, last-ditch-attempt-to-save-the-marriage events. Is that inaccurate, or is it an even bigger sign of dysfunction that the Dolphins keep needing them?
I wonder how big the window is before opposing teams figure it out too. Thinking about Lane Johnson's comments about the Eagles being too predictable.
October 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how big the window is before opposing teams figure it out too. Thinking about Lane Johnson's comments about the Eagles being too predictable.
The Brothers Karamazov
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The Brothers Karamazov
Yes, but Ken Dorsey was put in that same position and tripped over his own feet.
October 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yes, but Ken Dorsey was put in that same position and tripped over his own feet.