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Like a ninja, but faster. I respond to tree knocks in the forest. Pacific Northwest 🏔️🌲🎣
This Sam Darold shirt worn by Ernest Jones, IV at their parade in Seattle today 😍

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February 12, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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“I’d really like to try beaver”
For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
What a lede.

Another banger from @lebassett.bsky.social

“With a cross around her neck and a "Mean Girls"-style burn book sitting in front of her, Pam Bondi accidentally gave away the whole game.”

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The most telling moment in the Epstein hearing
With a cross around her neck and a "Mean Girls"-style burn book sitting in front of her, Pam Bondi accidentally gave away the whole game.
www.laura-bassett.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Jesus Christ, DOJ is tracking the search history of Dem members of Congress when they come in to review the Epstein files.
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
To me, she acts like she knows she’s getting a blanket pardon, and that even if the next president is a democrat, she would be unafraid of whomever they would hire as AG
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This will be her legacy
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Kash jumps the gun again
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks, who did not use their victory speeches to announce they'd had affairs. We are joined as always by @brianmfloyd.bsky.social
Super Bowl Recap And Winter Olympics Sex Hut Report
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 02/11/2026 · 1h 32m
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February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
What in the world?
The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."

The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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According to The New York Times, which reports that it heard the meeting, Musk told employees that xAI needs a lunar manufacturing facility, a factory on the moon that will build AI satellites and fling them into space via a giant catapult.
With co-founders leaving and an IPO looming, Elon Musk turns talk to the moon | TechCrunch
According to The New York Times, which reports that it heard the meeting, Musk told employees that xAI needs a lunar manufacturing facility, a factory on the moon that will build AI satellites and fling them into space via a giant catapult.
techcrunch.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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This guy truly is dumber than a bucketful of used condoms
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
It would absolutely be like the 75 year old Samuel Alito to retire for the purpose of giving Trump the chance to name yet another younger right wing Justice.

The current Supreme Court term ends October 4 this year so it would give Trump the ability to place a Justice before the midterms.
Oh god, Mollie Hemmingway is dropping a fellacious bio of Alito in April.

Folks, this man is *so* going to retire at the end of the term. Senate Democrats, PLEASE staff up. This is *going to happen.*

www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/molli...
Alito
From an award-winning journalist, the authoritative—and explosive—inside story of Justice Samuel Alito and his powerful role in shaping the Supreme Court...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
How is anyone supposed to tell if this is a kidnapper or ICE?
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Trump posts the Obama’s as apes

The latest newsletter from @lebassett.bsky.social

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February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Post a banger that isn’t in English

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February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“Tony Dokoupil is only a month into his new role as CBS Evening News anchor, but the show is already losing viewers while its rivals on ABC and NBC continue to grow”

www.tvinsider.com/1244411/cbs-...
CBS News' Tony Dokoupil's Latest Ratings Compared With NBC & ABC
How's he doing after first few weeks in new role?
www.tvinsider.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Nothing better than seeing your best friend sleep peacefully
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is the most fun I’ve had dancing around in my kitchen at an NFL halftime show ever
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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If this halftime show doesn’t make Stephen miller wade into the sea
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If you are not from Massachusetts or have no ties to Massachusetts, then you have to be rooting for the Seahawks 😬
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Yes, Green Day playing “American Idiot” at the Super Bowl!
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Watching a rerun of Katie Couric's colonoscopy.
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM