The Red Witch
@redw1tch.bsky.social
Art maker, Creator, Picture taker, Dream chaser, Dullness hater, Drink shaker, Rule breaker, Vindicator.
What about if we made it a law that you are only allowed to claim to be patriotic if you can pass the citizenship test for the country you live in?
September 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What about if we made it a law that you are only allowed to claim to be patriotic if you can pass the citizenship test for the country you live in?
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Best use of AI yet.
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Best use of AI yet.
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This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Trump says he is going to do an advertising campaign about "how bad drugs are for you" and adds, "nobody has done this before"
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
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this holiday season, let's put the "Christ, these Republicans are shitheads" back in Christmas
December 22, 2024 at 6:31 PM
this holiday season, let's put the "Christ, these Republicans are shitheads" back in Christmas
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I like how 2000 yrs ago Jesus warned us against wealth & materialism and now Capitalism is propped up by his birthday
December 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I like how 2000 yrs ago Jesus warned us against wealth & materialism and now Capitalism is propped up by his birthday
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The greatest fantasy world wasn't made by J K Rowling or George R R Martin, or even Tolkein. It was made by Terry Pratchett. It's only the fact that no one has ever made a decent screen adaption of Discworld that more people don't think so.
December 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM
The greatest fantasy world wasn't made by J K Rowling or George R R Martin, or even Tolkein. It was made by Terry Pratchett. It's only the fact that no one has ever made a decent screen adaption of Discworld that more people don't think so.
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saw a space station pass through the sky last night which was cool but what was not cool was that I saw a guy looking out of one of the windows and he mouthed “nerd” at me
December 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM
saw a space station pass through the sky last night which was cool but what was not cool was that I saw a guy looking out of one of the windows and he mouthed “nerd” at me
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You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide...
December 5, 2024 at 8:46 PM
You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide...
It's okay, I say it wrong too but I'm trying to improve myself.
November 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM
It's okay, I say it wrong too but I'm trying to improve myself.
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It was the motherest of times, it was the fuckerest of times
September 21, 2023 at 11:33 AM
It was the motherest of times, it was the fuckerest of times
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Fuckit up, buttercup.
November 25, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Fuckit up, buttercup.
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Thanksgiving is the Olympics for those of us who eat too much and hate talking to family.
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Thanksgiving is the Olympics for those of us who eat too much and hate talking to family.
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I don't believe that anyone who loves music also loves Coldplay. I assume their fans are people who aren't really that into music but also don't like silence
November 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I don't believe that anyone who loves music also loves Coldplay. I assume their fans are people who aren't really that into music but also don't like silence
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If my employer wants me to attend the holiday party, then it should be held during business hours. Like, my brother in Christ, I have things to do after I'm done working.
November 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
If my employer wants me to attend the holiday party, then it should be held during business hours. Like, my brother in Christ, I have things to do after I'm done working.
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*long fart* Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
*long fart* Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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Freddy Mercury died of AIDS 33 years ago today. With modern medical technology, he likely would have lived. Never forget how much progress against major infectious disease has been made in a short time. We are at risk now of rolling back much of that progress.
November 23, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Freddy Mercury died of AIDS 33 years ago today. With modern medical technology, he likely would have lived. Never forget how much progress against major infectious disease has been made in a short time. We are at risk now of rolling back much of that progress.
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When we were children, we were taught that no matter how you reached, no matter much wealth and power you accumulated, you were not above the law.
We can no longer teach our children that.
And that's really fucking tragic.
We can no longer teach our children that.
And that's really fucking tragic.
November 23, 2024 at 9:24 PM
When we were children, we were taught that no matter how you reached, no matter much wealth and power you accumulated, you were not above the law.
We can no longer teach our children that.
And that's really fucking tragic.
We can no longer teach our children that.
And that's really fucking tragic.
Congratulations America. You got back with your ex who is supposed to be in prison.
November 24, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Congratulations America. You got back with your ex who is supposed to be in prison.
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Lloyd Webber, lives abroad, famously flew into the UK to vote in the Lords against increases in universal credit (otherwise almost never attends). *If you're unsure* about who to support in this dispute, as always, look who's on which side and ask whether you generally like/agree with them.
I mean, this poor sod's clearly fallen face-first into a threshing machine...
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Lloyd Webber, lives abroad, famously flew into the UK to vote in the Lords against increases in universal credit (otherwise almost never attends). *If you're unsure* about who to support in this dispute, as always, look who's on which side and ask whether you generally like/agree with them.