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@realnobi.bsky.social
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very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
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Playing as Maria in Castlevania Dracula X Chronicles / Rondo of Blood / the PSP port of Symphony of the Night
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Playing as Maria in Castlevania Dracula X Chronicles / Rondo of Blood / the PSP port of Symphony of the Night
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I love when people are like "hey Art, it's me, the guy who sent you the long fax last week". Buddy, nobody's sending Art Bell a short fax.
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I love when people are like "hey Art, it's me, the guy who sent you the long fax last week". Buddy, nobody's sending Art Bell a short fax.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life
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Ernest Goes Insane
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ernest Goes Insane
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"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
bloom.bg
September 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
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shoutout to what might be a contender of one of the goat miiverse posts ever
September 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
shoutout to what might be a contender of one of the goat miiverse posts ever
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Roll that demoralizing bean footage
August 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Roll that demoralizing bean footage
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Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.
August 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.
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For years I’ve been unsure whether the Wikipedia page on crucifixion having a section called “Crucifixion in Anime” was real or a weird dream. I just remembered I can look up the edits and there’s a whole argument about it
August 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
For years I’ve been unsure whether the Wikipedia page on crucifixion having a section called “Crucifixion in Anime” was real or a weird dream. I just remembered I can look up the edits and there’s a whole argument about it
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disagree strongly with Michael on this. instead of building safety mechanisms into cars we should be giving pedestrians publicly funded lessons in watching out
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
August 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
disagree strongly with Michael on this. instead of building safety mechanisms into cars we should be giving pedestrians publicly funded lessons in watching out
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“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”
August 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”
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this bsky tweet is lost media now but it's true and important
June 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
this bsky tweet is lost media now but it's true and important
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Oh, just one more thing, then I'll be out of your hair.... henshin
February 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh, just one more thing, then I'll be out of your hair.... henshin
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?