Jaden Slagle
@realcouchpolitics.bsky.social
Progressive digital marketer. Recovering campaign manager. Nats fan and bulldog lover. Co-founder and Director of Campaigns and Beards @compete_digi
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ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
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ruby rhod didnt need video
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
ruby rhod didnt need video
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Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
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a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement
<see this video everywhere>
me: it can’t be that bad
<2 minutes later>
me: i almost feel bad for this dude, bc no competent team around him would allow this to be seen by the public
me: it can’t be that bad
<2 minutes later>
me: i almost feel bad for this dude, bc no competent team around him would allow this to be seen by the public
What will the new Adam O'Neal–hosted WaPo opinions podcast sound like for the next few decades? Maybe a little something like this x.com/WashPostComm...
October 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
<see this video everywhere>
me: it can’t be that bad
<2 minutes later>
me: i almost feel bad for this dude, bc no competent team around him would allow this to be seen by the public
me: it can’t be that bad
<2 minutes later>
me: i almost feel bad for this dude, bc no competent team around him would allow this to be seen by the public
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval
September 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval
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insofar as you can lump “dem leadership” into a single group, i think a lot of dems, mostly in the senate, are not just underestimating the fury of the base, but they’re also underestimating the likelihood that failing to harness that fury means *someone* will, and they may not like the results
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
insofar as you can lump “dem leadership” into a single group, i think a lot of dems, mostly in the senate, are not just underestimating the fury of the base, but they’re also underestimating the likelihood that failing to harness that fury means *someone* will, and they may not like the results
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Bread Kelly. John Quizno Adams. The Marquis du Muffaletta. Dietrich Bunhoeffer. Bernardo O'Hoagieins.
August 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Bread Kelly. John Quizno Adams. The Marquis du Muffaletta. Dietrich Bunhoeffer. Bernardo O'Hoagieins.
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🧵 I get this question a lot!
ActBlue is a payment processor used by many Democratic candidates. Campaign donations require specific information like a donor’s occupation and employer so you need specific payment processors that gather that info.
But it also has other benefits.
ActBlue is a payment processor used by many Democratic candidates. Campaign donations require specific information like a donor’s occupation and employer so you need specific payment processors that gather that info.
But it also has other benefits.
Tell us what ActBlue looks like from your end and why you use it please!
July 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
🧵 I get this question a lot!
ActBlue is a payment processor used by many Democratic candidates. Campaign donations require specific information like a donor’s occupation and employer so you need specific payment processors that gather that info.
But it also has other benefits.
ActBlue is a payment processor used by many Democratic candidates. Campaign donations require specific information like a donor’s occupation and employer so you need specific payment processors that gather that info.
But it also has other benefits.
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I usually don’t answer replies like this, but I know just how hard legislative staff and most legislators work. So what the heck, let’s have a transparency moment (swipe to find out!)
June 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I usually don’t answer replies like this, but I know just how hard legislative staff and most legislators work. So what the heck, let’s have a transparency moment (swipe to find out!)
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how do you think josh hawley wears his pants
June 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
how do you think josh hawley wears his pants
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RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
(1/69)
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
(1/69)
March 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
(1/69)
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
(1/69)
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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I apparently once wrote a pre-season preview of the best GIFs from the (yet to be played) 2014 season. What a time.
March 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I apparently once wrote a pre-season preview of the best GIFs from the (yet to be played) 2014 season. What a time.
we don’t need this but at least someone wants to do SOMETHING and seems to recognize we have a problem
March 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
we don’t need this but at least someone wants to do SOMETHING and seems to recognize we have a problem
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You can have the cops come beat the shit out of your students to prove you’re not a filthy commie and they’ll still do this to you and all you’ll have done is show everyone what a pathetic little coward you are. Might as well do the right thing the first time
March 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You can have the cops come beat the shit out of your students to prove you’re not a filthy commie and they’ll still do this to you and all you’ll have done is show everyone what a pathetic little coward you are. Might as well do the right thing the first time
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how many beers could Reacher crush if he had to to save someone's life
February 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
how many beers could Reacher crush if he had to to save someone's life
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Watching Turbotax put on a super bowl ad the same week the GOP oligarchs kill Direct File is a bit much.
February 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Watching Turbotax put on a super bowl ad the same week the GOP oligarchs kill Direct File is a bit much.
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If you work for the federal government and are tempted to take Musk’s “buyout” offer please know that you’re never going to see that money.
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If you work for the federal government and are tempted to take Musk’s “buyout” offer please know that you’re never going to see that money.
tbh if there is something that might wake folks up it is this. therefore, i assume the white house will back off this with a fig leaf concession within hours
Scoop: A Canadian trucking company told WIRED 2 of their trucks were turned away at the US borders today because they contain de minimis (<$800) packages from China. USPS also announces it will stop accepting parcels from China, both an impact of Trump's China tariff EO www.wired.com/story/tariff...
USPS Halts All Packages From China, Sending the Ecommerce Industry Into Chaos
As part of new tariffs on Chinese imports, President Donald Trump eliminated an exemption for small packages, vastly increasing the amount of parcels US Customs and Border Protection needs to inspect.
www.wired.com
February 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
tbh if there is something that might wake folks up it is this. therefore, i assume the white house will back off this with a fig leaf concession within hours
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If this happens - and if Musk et al get control of BLS - then all economic bets are off.
I can’t say it any more plainly than that.
I can’t say it any more plainly than that.
NEWS: Sources tell me that DOGE is setting its sights on the Department of Labor next. DOL workers have been ordered to give DOGE access to whatever they ask for—or risk termination.
“We’re supposed to stop everything we’re doing and do whatever the DOGE kids ask… It feels dirty and illegal.”
“We’re supposed to stop everything we’re doing and do whatever the DOGE kids ask… It feels dirty and illegal.”
February 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If this happens - and if Musk et al get control of BLS - then all economic bets are off.
I can’t say it any more plainly than that.
I can’t say it any more plainly than that.
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super bowl ad
not even kidding about this, do a super bowl ad about how Elon has your social security number and can shut off your grandma's check at any time
not even kidding about this, do a super bowl ad about how Elon has your social security number and can shut off your grandma's check at any time
Maybe someone with the means to do so should take out a full-page ad in as many newspapers as they can that just says “ELON MUSK HAS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER”
"I just want to be clear about what's going on here."
- @warren.senate.gov
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...
- @warren.senate.gov
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...
February 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
super bowl ad
not even kidding about this, do a super bowl ad about how Elon has your social security number and can shut off your grandma's check at any time
not even kidding about this, do a super bowl ad about how Elon has your social security number and can shut off your grandma's check at any time