RandomJokeName
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I loved this shimmy from Gladiator 2: The Musical on @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social so much that I made a GIF of it, but since those aren’t supported yet, here’s the video. Let me know if you’d like the GIF.
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If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to grow up, I'd be rich enough to install a sweet fireman's pole in my treehouse
January 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to grow up, I'd be rich enough to install a sweet fireman's pole in my treehouse
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you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
December 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
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RIP Ricky Henderson 🙏….one of the all time GOATs www.si.com/mlb/rickey-h...
December 21, 2024 at 7:46 PM
RIP Ricky Henderson 🙏….one of the all time GOATs www.si.com/mlb/rickey-h...
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*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*
December 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*
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Fridays are for fuckin
December 9, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Fridays are for fuckin
I loved this shimmy from Gladiator 2: The Musical on @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social so much that I made a GIF of it, but since those aren’t supported yet, here’s the video. Let me know if you’d like the GIF.
December 10, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I loved this shimmy from Gladiator 2: The Musical on @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social so much that I made a GIF of it, but since those aren’t supported yet, here’s the video. Let me know if you’d like the GIF.
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The Betrayal of Christ, by Giuseppe Cesari, 1596-97, 📸 by @rachelwizphoto
December 10, 2024 at 2:12 AM
The Betrayal of Christ, by Giuseppe Cesari, 1596-97, 📸 by @rachelwizphoto
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The Martyrdom of St. John the Evangelist, Flemish school, 1600
December 10, 2024 at 2:30 AM
The Martyrdom of St. John the Evangelist, Flemish school, 1600
My wife caught me working on a project late last night full on chatting with Claude. I think we’ll be okay though.
December 8, 2024 at 11:54 PM
My wife caught me working on a project late last night full on chatting with Claude. I think we’ll be okay though.
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*brain waking up*
oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch
oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 PM
*brain waking up*
oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch
oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch
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i made a little meme about going to the farmers market
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
i made a little meme about going to the farmers market
That’s how I go to sleep most nights!
The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.
December 7, 2024 at 5:32 PM
That’s how I go to sleep most nights!
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I'm a soldier
In a Greek horse I hide
I'm one of
Several others inside
- Trojon Bon Jovi
In a Greek horse I hide
I'm one of
Several others inside
- Trojon Bon Jovi
December 7, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I'm a soldier
In a Greek horse I hide
I'm one of
Several others inside
- Trojon Bon Jovi
In a Greek horse I hide
I'm one of
Several others inside
- Trojon Bon Jovi
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are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
December 7, 2024 at 2:29 PM
are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
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empty again this year
December 7, 2024 at 4:05 PM
empty again this year
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Yup
watching TMNT: MUTANT MAYHEM with the kids — first time for them, second for me — and this is just an unbelievably charming movie that feels narrowcasted for my specific demographic: millennial dad and hip-hop fan who loved the turtles as a kid
December 7, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Yup
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Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay.
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay.
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
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before coffee: I hate everything
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
December 4, 2024 at 1:10 PM
before coffee: I hate everything
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
Suspect SLAYS
not really the point but man i love the look of the larger peak design bags
i personally love when the largest police force in the world has to crowdsource their job
December 5, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Suspect SLAYS
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
November 12, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles