Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

Yesterday, we all were laughing at Eric Adams when he suggest that they knew the suspected killer’s name but didn’t want to release it publicly. But imagine how you would have reacted if he’d told us they were looking for Luigi Mangione.

So weird that I guess Eric Adams didn't actually know the guy's name huh. Well I'm sure he'll own up to that now.

happy "unearthing the bizarre politics of the shooter" day to all who celebrate the great American tradition

Hope people have learned a lesson when it comes to supporting CEO assassins. They will usually have done bad things too, like terrible posts

Sorry, I was just a fan of his murders, didn't know he liked Joe Rogan. Unfollowing now!

Well this isn’t the coherent politics I’ve come to expect from murderers 🤔

withholding my take about whether the assassin is good or not until they publish his name and reveal if he was italian-american

it is funny how it's always the right following the left around online. amused myself earlier imagining the opposite, a bunch of woke progressives furious about not being accepted on stormfront or such

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.

The problem with lacking the raw user numbers we used to have on Twitter is that it fundamentally changes our dynamic when it comes to main characters of the day. On Twitter you’d laugh at Bean Dad and he’d leave your life forever but on Blue Sky Bean Dad is still there in the corner, staring at you

Twitter was like a big city and Bluesky is like a small town and that just means that we have to get used to having weird Steve around

I am impressed with the people on here who have gotten canceled while the app is in closed Beta. Like an NFL player who gets ejected during the National Anthem