Professor Prosecco
@darlingstarling.bsky.social
Working on it. She/her.
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"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
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and a big reminder for everyone that turning off autoplay on every website, every app, every streaming service is a critical part of staying mentally healthy online.
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
and a big reminder for everyone that turning off autoplay on every website, every app, every streaming service is a critical part of staying mentally healthy online.
Kate Quinn, you got me again!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Kate Quinn, you got me again!!!!
We need a new weird event to get us back on the right timeline. Something totally out there that unexpectedly unites us and jolts us back to the good times. I'm sorry folks, but we might gotta kill us another Harambe.
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
We need a new weird event to get us back on the right timeline. Something totally out there that unexpectedly unites us and jolts us back to the good times. I'm sorry folks, but we might gotta kill us another Harambe.
I see Reggie is handling current events as well as the rest of us
May the Illinois State Redbird visit you in FCS championship night.
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I see Reggie is handling current events as well as the rest of us
God this nightclub fire story out of Switzerland is sooo heartbreaking 😭
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
God this nightclub fire story out of Switzerland is sooo heartbreaking 😭
Winter break is truly over. Had my first stress-dream of the semester last night.
a man in armor with the words so it begins
Alt: King Theoden in the rain says, "So it begins"
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Winter break is truly over. Had my first stress-dream of the semester last night.
"Mama, may I have some ëggs?"
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
"Mama, may I have some ëggs?"
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*staring into THE RECTANGLE OF MISERY*
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
*staring into THE RECTANGLE OF MISERY*
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
New hilariously stupid sport that people take seriously discovered!!
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
New hilariously stupid sport that people take seriously discovered!!
NIMBUS AROUND THE MOON,
IT WILL HAPPEN SOON
IT WILL HAPPEN SOON
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
NIMBUS AROUND THE MOON,
IT WILL HAPPEN SOON
IT WILL HAPPEN SOON
Natalie Grace from Indeed Hiring is OBSESSED with me. It's honestly embarrassing for her, that very real person. Like take the hint and text someone else pls!!!
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Natalie Grace from Indeed Hiring is OBSESSED with me. It's honestly embarrassing for her, that very real person. Like take the hint and text someone else pls!!!
Omg she's ascended from aloofness to pure superciliosity!!!
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Omg she's ascended from aloofness to pure superciliosity!!!
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[danny glover voice] i'm too auld for this shit
December 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
[danny glover voice] i'm too auld for this shit
Check out my pretty jewelry
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Check out my pretty jewelry
NO COUNTDOWN CHICAGO BECAUSE OF NEW YEARS ROCKIN EVE DOING CST THIS YEAR?? RYAN SEACREST, I'LL SEE YOU DEAD FOR THIS
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
NO COUNTDOWN CHICAGO BECAUSE OF NEW YEARS ROCKIN EVE DOING CST THIS YEAR?? RYAN SEACREST, I'LL SEE YOU DEAD FOR THIS
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here’s hoping 2026 is just one year
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
here’s hoping 2026 is just one year
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Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
ANDY, ASK BJ IF HE IS THE FATHER OF MINDY'S BABY!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
ANDY, ASK BJ IF HE IS THE FATHER OF MINDY'S BABY!!
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I take no leave of you, 2025. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased.
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I take no leave of you, 2025. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased.
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hope is a discipline and we are going into 2026 with those discipline guns ablazing
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
hope is a discipline and we are going into 2026 with those discipline guns ablazing
Dressed up for the first time in forever, celebrating the start of a new year and the end of my physical therapy 🖤
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dressed up for the first time in forever, celebrating the start of a new year and the end of my physical therapy 🖤
I told my daughter it was gonna be 2026 pretty soon and she said "2026 in 26 hours!" and she was right on the dot! I love her mind.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I told my daughter it was gonna be 2026 pretty soon and she said "2026 in 26 hours!" and she was right on the dot! I love her mind.
The NFL protecting a player who abused a woman????
December 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The NFL protecting a player who abused a woman????
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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO MEEEE
Maybe as a New Year's gift my physical therapist will tell me today that it's my last session. 6 months seems like plenty to me but what do I know 😭😭
December 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO MEEEE