Professor Prosecco
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"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
In addition to library resources, tomorrow I get to teach a particular student about why one doesn't accusatorially say, "You don't SEEM sick" multiple times to your professor who is teaching remotely due to health issues
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 AM
In addition to library resources, tomorrow I get to teach a particular student about why one doesn't accusatorially say, "You don't SEEM sick" multiple times to your professor who is teaching remotely due to health issues
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
Omg I was wondering if it was real!! They looked legit happy and like real people
Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real
Bad Bunny Stuns the Super Bowl With Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin and a Real Wedding Ceremony as Pedro Pascal, Jessica Alba and More Party on Stage
Bad Bunny staged a Super Bowl Halftime performance for the ages on Sunday, with Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, an elaborate set and a real wedding.
variety.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Omg I was wondering if it was real!! They looked legit happy and like real people
"God bless America" and then naming all the countries in the Americas 😭
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"God bless America" and then naming all the countries in the Americas 😭
I'm so sorry but I'm supremely annoyed at Lindsey Vonn. When she sustained that ACL injury, she should have dropped out and given an alternate her spot. She's already had a very successful career, & staying in was pure hubris and pretty selfish IMO. Let a younger, uninjured athlete get their shot!
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I'm so sorry but I'm supremely annoyed at Lindsey Vonn. When she sustained that ACL injury, she should have dropped out and given an alternate her spot. She's already had a very successful career, & staying in was pure hubris and pretty selfish IMO. Let a younger, uninjured athlete get their shot!
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
Charge Nurse Dana, Fix My Life
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Charge Nurse Dana, Fix My Life
When Zofran combines powers with PMS
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
When Zofran combines powers with PMS
NBC must be using some type of automated captioner, and it is awful with all the Italian tonight. Seems to do OK with the French. One might think they'd plan ahead for some Italian in Italy?
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
NBC must be using some type of automated captioner, and it is awful with all the Italian tonight. Seems to do OK with the French. One might think they'd plan ahead for some Italian in Italy?
Seriously, has this happened to anyone else??
Is anyone else suddenly a verified Meta user on Facebook with a badge for no reason?? I'm not a "notable person or brand." No one needs to subscribe to me!!
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Seriously, has this happened to anyone else??
S4E3: So far the new season of Bridgerton has had a "you're not like the other girls," a highly confusing injury, and the worst fake kite flying I've ever seen. Yeesh.
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
S4E3: So far the new season of Bridgerton has had a "you're not like the other girls," a highly confusing injury, and the worst fake kite flying I've ever seen. Yeesh.
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Professor Prosecco is a valued and important member of the local academic community
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Professor Prosecco is a valued and important member of the local academic community
Is anyone else suddenly a verified Meta user on Facebook with a badge for no reason?? I'm not a "notable person or brand." No one needs to subscribe to me!!
February 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Is anyone else suddenly a verified Meta user on Facebook with a badge for no reason?? I'm not a "notable person or brand." No one needs to subscribe to me!!
"The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age."
Maggie May: "Well fuck you, Rod."
Maggie May: "Well fuck you, Rod."
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
"The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age."
Maggie May: "Well fuck you, Rod."
Maggie May: "Well fuck you, Rod."
Just heard an English person say "kudos" and now my day is ruined ☹️
February 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Just heard an English person say "kudos" and now my day is ruined ☹️
Now they're saying Savannah's brother-in-law is involved. Sad to say, but I guess it is more likely it would be someone they knew than some random person.
Wtf man www.tmz.com/2026/02/03/n...
Alleged Ransom Note for Nancy Guthrie Kidnapping Demands Millions in Bitcoin
Another scary twist in the disappearance of "TODAY" host Savannah Guthrie's kidnapped mother ... TMZ has received an alleged ransom note demanding payment for the release of Nancy Guthrie.
www.tmz.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Now they're saying Savannah's brother-in-law is involved. Sad to say, but I guess it is more likely it would be someone they knew than some random person.
Wtf man www.tmz.com/2026/02/03/n...
Alleged Ransom Note for Nancy Guthrie Kidnapping Demands Millions in Bitcoin
Another scary twist in the disappearance of "TODAY" host Savannah Guthrie's kidnapped mother ... TMZ has received an alleged ransom note demanding payment for the release of Nancy Guthrie.
www.tmz.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Wtf man www.tmz.com/2026/02/03/n...
Maybe I'm ignorant, but I don't understand why so many parents call their kids during school or sporting events to tell them grandma died. Can't that wait until they get home? I genuinely don't get why a 15-year-old would need instant notification.
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Maybe I'm ignorant, but I don't understand why so many parents call their kids during school or sporting events to tell them grandma died. Can't that wait until they get home? I genuinely don't get why a 15-year-old would need instant notification.
I don't know about my mom's side, but on my dad's side: Mussolini in Italy for my grandma, and France's attempt to conscript my physically disabled grandpa into WWII.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I don't know about my mom's side, but on my dad's side: Mussolini in Italy for my grandma, and France's attempt to conscript my physically disabled grandpa into WWII.
Just went off to my husband about how I'm bummed to be turning 45 because 44 is an even number made of two identical even numbers that add up to my fave number, 8 (most pleasing), while 45 is an odd number that adds up to an odd number, 9 (bad) and even if you multiply it out it becomes 0 (meh)
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Just went off to my husband about how I'm bummed to be turning 45 because 44 is an even number made of two identical even numbers that add up to my fave number, 8 (most pleasing), while 45 is an odd number that adds up to an odd number, 9 (bad) and even if you multiply it out it becomes 0 (meh)
This thing about Savannah Guthrie's mom is so horrific
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
This thing about Savannah Guthrie's mom is so horrific
I love America's Weirdest Holiday and so does this guy!!! One too many beerskis before the performance?
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I love America's Weirdest Holiday and so does this guy!!! One too many beerskis before the performance?
I'm going to get a quote on house cleaners. Do you tip them? Like, for a bi-weekly cleaning, would you tip each time? I would definitely do a big old holiday tip, but beyond that, is tipping standard? I'm just trying to figure out my budget.
February 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I'm going to get a quote on house cleaners. Do you tip them? Like, for a bi-weekly cleaning, would you tip each time? I would definitely do a big old holiday tip, but beyond that, is tipping standard? I'm just trying to figure out my budget.
I read a comment in which someone said they didn't know Catherine O'Hara had worked with Eugene Levy prior to Schitt's Creek. Open the schools!!!!!!
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I read a comment in which someone said they didn't know Catherine O'Hara had worked with Eugene Levy prior to Schitt's Creek. Open the schools!!!!!!
Visited my stepdad in the hospital today and he was introducing me to everyone as "my daughter" 😭 I almost started crying.
January 30, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Visited my stepdad in the hospital today and he was introducing me to everyone as "my daughter" 😭 I almost started crying.