Professor Prosecco
@darlingstarling.bsky.social
Working on it. Probably eating pumpkin pie. She/her.
Pinned
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
Well this was extremely unpleasant and pretty painful 😃😃 They hooked up the needles to electrodes and zapped me, which I did not expect from what I had read about it. Oh well.
I'm getting dry needled on Monday. Having a hard time choosing which dirty joke to post about it. So many options!
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well this was extremely unpleasant and pretty painful 😃😃 They hooked up the needles to electrodes and zapped me, which I did not expect from what I had read about it. Oh well.
As always: Fuck you, Kim Davis! LMAO. And your quiverfull hair and stare. Blech.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
As always: Fuck you, Kim Davis! LMAO. And your quiverfull hair and stare. Blech.
Oh to be a puppy cozied up next to the first fire of the season
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh to be a puppy cozied up next to the first fire of the season
Watching the agility dog national championship. Obviously I'm rooting for the dog named Ricky Bobby.
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Watching the agility dog national championship. Obviously I'm rooting for the dog named Ricky Bobby.
So sorry, but "Unrelated, we must still terminate the Filibuster!" really made me laugh. Just meandering around mentally.
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
So sorry, but "Unrelated, we must still terminate the Filibuster!" really made me laugh. Just meandering around mentally.
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They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
I'm getting dry needled on Monday. Having a hard time choosing which dirty joke to post about it. So many options!
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm getting dry needled on Monday. Having a hard time choosing which dirty joke to post about it. So many options!
My new hairstylist and her husband run a beauty/barbershop together and he came in the back to show us how his last client had stamped each of her $20 bills with "Donald Trump lives here" next to the White House. He said she always does it. THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD BRO.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My new hairstylist and her husband run a beauty/barbershop together and he came in the back to show us how his last client had stamped each of her $20 bills with "Donald Trump lives here" next to the White House. He said she always does it. THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD BRO.
One thing I will never get over is how amazing it is that service dogs can detect diabetic issues, seizures, etc. It blows my mind every time I think about it or see a video.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
One thing I will never get over is how amazing it is that service dogs can detect diabetic issues, seizures, etc. It blows my mind every time I think about it or see a video.
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Women should have jobs, but Ross Douthat shouldn’t.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Women should have jobs, but Ross Douthat shouldn’t.
The same truck comes tearing around the corner where my kids' bus stop is every single morning and I don't know buddy maybe just leave five minutes earlier
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The same truck comes tearing around the corner where my kids' bus stop is every single morning and I don't know buddy maybe just leave five minutes earlier
This is my sister's neighborhood. I can't even explain my feelings 😢
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is my sister's neighborhood. I can't even explain my feelings 😢
Is this picture from today? He looks like SHIT
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Is this picture from today? He looks like SHIT
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HOTTIES IN FORMATION
Praying Mamdani opens the way for many more hot politicians to come to prominence. The day of the old uggos is over. A new dawn rises.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
HOTTIES IN FORMATION
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Somehow...woke returned
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Somehow...woke returned
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Huge win for the aloof partner community
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Huge win for the aloof partner community
Although it's physically impossible somehow Debra Messing's instagram has burst into flames
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Although it's physically impossible somehow Debra Messing's instagram has burst into flames
Concrete jungle wet dream tomato!!!! Or whatever Alicia Keyes said
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Concrete jungle wet dream tomato!!!! Or whatever Alicia Keyes said
Where's Cuomo's HQ livestream? I feel like bathing in the sweet waters of schadenfreude
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Where's Cuomo's HQ livestream? I feel like bathing in the sweet waters of schadenfreude
I almost forgot what it feels like to lib out
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I almost forgot what it feels like to lib out
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damn it turns out “we’re the genital inspector party” can’t win every time
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
damn it turns out “we’re the genital inspector party” can’t win every time
@luafox.bsky.social My daughter is learning about the IAT, so I showed her your pics. She is AMAZED!
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@luafox.bsky.social My daughter is learning about the IAT, so I showed her your pics. She is AMAZED!
Cramps so bad I had to break out El Warmo
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Cramps so bad I had to break out El Warmo
Praying Mamdani opens the way for many more hot politicians to come to prominence. The day of the old uggos is over. A new dawn rises.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Praying Mamdani opens the way for many more hot politicians to come to prominence. The day of the old uggos is over. A new dawn rises.