Professor Prosecco
@darlingstarling.bsky.social
Working on it. Probably eating pumpkin pie. She/her.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
She came back for an encore!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
She came back for an encore!!!
I'm speechless. The wonder of the universe was in my backyard 😭
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm speechless. The wonder of the universe was in my backyard 😭
Can't stop laughing at Ethan being relegated to the end and looking so awkward. What did you expect, Boq??
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Can't stop laughing at Ethan being relegated to the end and looking so awkward. What did you expect, Boq??
Oh to be a puppy cozied up next to the first fire of the season
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh to be a puppy cozied up next to the first fire of the season
Cuz Andrew Cuomo's ugly
That's a fact
That's a fact
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Cuz Andrew Cuomo's ugly
That's a fact
That's a fact
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November 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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My stupid brain was like
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November 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My stupid brain was like
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Watching Coach Knows for hard-hitting football analysis like, "They're gonna wanna score some points, so WE gotta score points!"
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Watching Coach Knows for hard-hitting football analysis like, "They're gonna wanna score some points, so WE gotta score points!"
![Heading: People described as ^ having Mar-a-Lago face
[photo of Matt Gaetz botoxed to the high heavens]
Matt Gaetz is a
notable male example of having Mar-a-Lago face.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lvpxlcvknwi6yofucylhqryi/bafkreiga3t2zgphmsegmewfc7mtkoszwppr7jmozjdnhxf4zn4voyfb4cu@jpeg)
NO the REAL Buffy
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
NO the REAL Buffy
This one really grabbed me by the throat and dragged me along for the ride. So atmospheric, so dreamy, so vivid, so good 👍👍
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This one really grabbed me by the throat and dragged me along for the ride. So atmospheric, so dreamy, so vivid, so good 👍👍
Just received the greatest text possible to receive 🫦
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just received the greatest text possible to receive 🫦
Bonus Chunky as a puppy pic because he was so stinking cute
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bonus Chunky as a puppy pic because he was so stinking cute
I heard and felt Dino jump up on my bed the night after he died. I dreamed such a vivid dream of Chunky coming home to me the day he was put to sleep. 11 years and 18 (!) years weren't enough time, but their love was more than I could ask for 😭
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I heard and felt Dino jump up on my bed the night after he died. I dreamed such a vivid dream of Chunky coming home to me the day he was put to sleep. 11 years and 18 (!) years weren't enough time, but their love was more than I could ask for 😭
Apparently this guy had quite the el runo
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Apparently this guy had quite the el runo
Trying to find the name of the person who invented the heating pad and stumbled upon EL WARMO, which I shall now laugh about for days
October 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Trying to find the name of the person who invented the heating pad and stumbled upon EL WARMO, which I shall now laugh about for days
I love it when he gets real serious about Claire.
![Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my wife, I'll kill you.
[Chuckling] Sorry.
That sounded like a joke.
I will actually kill you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lvpxlcvknwi6yofucylhqryi/bafkreiett4ps4xqdypwgimlhvpxtgwdu2r4uv7jgwgn3enrte4up3mudkm@jpeg)
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I love it when he gets real serious about Claire.
I have such a beautiful view out my office window 💛
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I have such a beautiful view out my office window 💛
Sweater weather
October 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sweater weather
Maybe someone hired and paid them to do it!
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Maybe someone hired and paid them to do it!
I enjoyed this sign from my local protest today, including the pixelated vagineck
![Two protest signs
1) WINNER
OF THE NO-BALLS PIECE OF PRIZE
PRESIDUNCE
CANKLES ME TACOTITS
[image of Trump]
2. GRAB HiM BY THE THRUSSY
[Image of Trump with his gross vagineck pixelated for decency]
WhEN YoU'RE A Dick BuT
YOUR NECK IS A VAGINA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lvpxlcvknwi6yofucylhqryi/bafkreiga6jrtvl5k4o2lvt72yznjwna7volaeomqxf44egwzoijfezhaxe@jpeg)
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I enjoyed this sign from my local protest today, including the pixelated vagineck