Elbow J Bottoms
@pewcubed.bsky.social
Charlie Morton (the dog) fan account
#twinja
#twinja
My friend’s 5 year old referred to Peanut as their “friend-baby” today 😂
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My friend’s 5 year old referred to Peanut as their “friend-baby” today 😂
Having a real exciting night over here! Tried a whole blackberry for the first time and I gotta say, I did not care for it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Having a real exciting night over here! Tried a whole blackberry for the first time and I gotta say, I did not care for it.
I’m not going to share it here but the video of the black woman in active labour at Dallas Regional made me break down sobbing. I hope that nurse/pa/whomever loses her fucking license.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m not going to share it here but the video of the black woman in active labour at Dallas Regional made me break down sobbing. I hope that nurse/pa/whomever loses her fucking license.
Pop music. I was such a hipster dickhead when I was younger.
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pop music. I was such a hipster dickhead when I was younger.
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OK, Darth, but if you TEACH a dog to pancake
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
OK, Darth, but if you TEACH a dog to pancake
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
I hate our mayor so fucking much omg
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hate our mayor so fucking much omg
This week my baby cousin turned 18 and my baby nephew (bestie’s kid) turned 5!
Time is a thief:
Time is a thief:
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This week my baby cousin turned 18 and my baby nephew (bestie’s kid) turned 5!
Time is a thief:
Time is a thief:
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Went ahead and made this now just to save them some time
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Went ahead and made this now just to save them some time
Watching Starting 5 with Tex and needling him by calling KD the handsomest man in the league every time he’s on the screen.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Watching Starting 5 with Tex and needling him by calling KD the handsomest man in the league every time he’s on the screen.
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Babe you are not in what you believe yourself to be in…
If you can’t provide economy and value… it’s finna get spooky for you
If you can’t provide economy and value… it’s finna get spooky for you
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Babe you are not in what you believe yourself to be in…
If you can’t provide economy and value… it’s finna get spooky for you
If you can’t provide economy and value… it’s finna get spooky for you
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
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To everyone viewing the Northern Lights
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
To everyone viewing the Northern Lights
Someone I knew many lifetimes ago is having a “posting through it” manic episode while on vacation overseas and it’s really sad/concerning to watch it play out.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Someone I knew many lifetimes ago is having a “posting through it” manic episode while on vacation overseas and it’s really sad/concerning to watch it play out.
Holy shit it worked!
Satisfy Your Hunger With This One Weird Tip (make nachos)
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Holy shit it worked!
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still marveling at the Democratic party's excuse for folding, "they weren't going to give up, so we had to!"
inspiring stuff
inspiring stuff
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
still marveling at the Democratic party's excuse for folding, "they weren't going to give up, so we had to!"
inspiring stuff
inspiring stuff
I knew it
everything on the internet isn’t actually about you
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I knew it
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The reason the Dems get away with “don’t blame me, those 8 voted for it” is because there are people who genuinely believe that’s how things work. It’s incredibly depressing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The reason the Dems get away with “don’t blame me, those 8 voted for it” is because there are people who genuinely believe that’s how things work. It’s incredibly depressing.
I was scrolling YouTube and came across this image, which I assumed was the thumbnail of some excoriating socio-political commentary about the state of this country. But it was actually just an ad for Temu.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I was scrolling YouTube and came across this image, which I assumed was the thumbnail of some excoriating socio-political commentary about the state of this country. But it was actually just an ad for Temu.
We should get to pelt Chuck Schumer with tomatoes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We should get to pelt Chuck Schumer with tomatoes.
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Senate democrats only know private air travel, insider trading and dying in office at 107 years old
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Senate democrats only know private air travel, insider trading and dying in office at 107 years old
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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If your position is that Democrats have no choice but to agree, than you are impliedly admitting the Democrats are no longer an opposition party because the cost of opposition is too high, and we are effectively a one party fascist state.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If your position is that Democrats have no choice but to agree, than you are impliedly admitting the Democrats are no longer an opposition party because the cost of opposition is too high, and we are effectively a one party fascist state.
Tex made me some buttered toast and sliced apples for a BRAT-esque snack and Peanut immediately claimed it for themself. They’re now eating that toast in their car seat en-route to a backyard firepit gathering of a bunch of people I was hoping to see 🥲
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Tex made me some buttered toast and sliced apples for a BRAT-esque snack and Peanut immediately claimed it for themself. They’re now eating that toast in their car seat en-route to a backyard firepit gathering of a bunch of people I was hoping to see 🥲
Woke up today with a fucking stomach bug. We have plans this evening, god damnit.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Woke up today with a fucking stomach bug. We have plans this evening, god damnit.