Woke Ideological Feral
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In an inauspicious beginning to the year, I accidentally took trazodone instead of my day time meds. It started hitting me as I was preparing my breakfast and I had to climb upstairs veeeeerrryyy slowly and crawl back into bed before I passed out.
Tex just sent me this picture from the kitchen.
Tex just sent me this picture from the kitchen.
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
In an inauspicious beginning to the year, I accidentally took trazodone instead of my day time meds. It started hitting me as I was preparing my breakfast and I had to climb upstairs veeeeerrryyy slowly and crawl back into bed before I passed out.
Tex just sent me this picture from the kitchen.
Tex just sent me this picture from the kitchen.
Busted out my new hot chocolate maker and ooooh boy, my doctor is not going to be happy about the choices I make this year.
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Busted out my new hot chocolate maker and ooooh boy, my doctor is not going to be happy about the choices I make this year.
My lovely MIL gifted me a really nice FujiFilm Instax for Christmas and it stopped working correctly like halfway through my first roll of film :/
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My lovely MIL gifted me a really nice FujiFilm Instax for Christmas and it stopped working correctly like halfway through my first roll of film :/
Off to bed. Deeply thankful for the wonderful Twinja and Twinja-adjacent community we have here. Love y’all!
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Off to bed. Deeply thankful for the wonderful Twinja and Twinja-adjacent community we have here. Love y’all!
A thing I do when out at places like the zoo or at a special event is spot families taking turns being in pictures and ask if they want one all together. Bonus is sometimes they offer back and we get a cute family pic as a memento too!
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A thing I do when out at places like the zoo or at a special event is spot families taking turns being in pictures and ask if they want one all together. Bonus is sometimes they offer back and we get a cute family pic as a memento too!
Really reassuring to find out I didn’t just hallucinate Angela Anaconda as a kid
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Really reassuring to find out I didn’t just hallucinate Angela Anaconda as a kid
Tex spent the morning at the children’s museum with Peanut while I worked like a chump.
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Tex spent the morning at the children’s museum with Peanut while I worked like a chump.
When you get to chatting with the crunchy mums in your neighbourhood
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When you get to chatting with the crunchy mums in your neighbourhood
If I were a restaurant I would simply NOT put mix beef in with lamb and call it a lamb ragù
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
If I were a restaurant I would simply NOT put mix beef in with lamb and call it a lamb ragù
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If you’ve ever mistakenly tried to explain an online thing to someone that hasn’t sanded their brain down like a bowling ball, because they saw you laughing and asked what it was…what was it?
I’ll start. That Folgers ad. Impossible to explain to a normie. Didn’t go well.
I’ll start. That Folgers ad. Impossible to explain to a normie. Didn’t go well.
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you’ve ever mistakenly tried to explain an online thing to someone that hasn’t sanded their brain down like a bowling ball, because they saw you laughing and asked what it was…what was it?
I’ll start. That Folgers ad. Impossible to explain to a normie. Didn’t go well.
I’ll start. That Folgers ad. Impossible to explain to a normie. Didn’t go well.
No, YOU fangirled at your favorite meteorologist at the park 😅
@mattlanza.bsky.social thanks for being such a friendly bloke!
@mattlanza.bsky.social thanks for being such a friendly bloke!
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
No, YOU fangirled at your favorite meteorologist at the park 😅
@mattlanza.bsky.social thanks for being such a friendly bloke!
@mattlanza.bsky.social thanks for being such a friendly bloke!
Me when I get a chance to relax at home by myself:
Book is so great
December 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me when I get a chance to relax at home by myself:
Hope you’re all having a lovely day. Merry Christmas from the Pew gang
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hope you’re all having a lovely day. Merry Christmas from the Pew gang
Merry Christmas from the happiest dog in Texas [citation needed]
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Merry Christmas from the happiest dog in Texas [citation needed]
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I just watched A Charlie Brown Christmas for the first time and I did not care for it.
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I just watched A Charlie Brown Christmas for the first time and I did not care for it.
My husband is going to be out of a job in a week because the restaurant he manages is shutting down. It’s really putting a damper on the ol’ holiday spirit this year.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My husband is going to be out of a job in a week because the restaurant he manages is shutting down. It’s really putting a damper on the ol’ holiday spirit this year.
I’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i can’t believe ppl still go to restaurants not having googled the menu beforehand.
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
New nurse blew out my One Good Vein™️
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
New nurse blew out my One Good Vein™️
Silver Glans, like that one Dean Martin Christmas song?
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Silver Glans, like that one Dean Martin Christmas song?
Also every time we do professional pictures I briefly wobble on my decision to keep Peanut totally private. They are so lovely and charming in all of these!
Got our gallery back from Tex’s family photos, and Charlie Morton looks like she’s being held hostage in every single one.
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Also every time we do professional pictures I briefly wobble on my decision to keep Peanut totally private. They are so lovely and charming in all of these!
My FIL, telling a story “there was a little foreign man there-“
Tex: “that’s an unnecessary detail Dad”
FIL: “no I have to mention it because I want to do the accent!” Proceeds to do a terrible MAYBE broad Middle Eastern accent.
Tex: “that’s an unnecessary detail Dad”
FIL: “no I have to mention it because I want to do the accent!” Proceeds to do a terrible MAYBE broad Middle Eastern accent.
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My FIL, telling a story “there was a little foreign man there-“
Tex: “that’s an unnecessary detail Dad”
FIL: “no I have to mention it because I want to do the accent!” Proceeds to do a terrible MAYBE broad Middle Eastern accent.
Tex: “that’s an unnecessary detail Dad”
FIL: “no I have to mention it because I want to do the accent!” Proceeds to do a terrible MAYBE broad Middle Eastern accent.
Got our gallery back from Tex’s family photos, and Charlie Morton looks like she’s being held hostage in every single one.
December 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Got our gallery back from Tex’s family photos, and Charlie Morton looks like she’s being held hostage in every single one.
I have sent my husband 10 increasingly hysterical texts in a row about my poop
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I have sent my husband 10 increasingly hysterical texts in a row about my poop