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· Sep 17
Sam & Max Shit the Road
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
i saw an aloy cosplayer and my brain is being Extremely Normal about it, no tex avery style over the top reactions at all
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i saw an aloy cosplayer and my brain is being Extremely Normal about it, no tex avery style over the top reactions at all
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As budget talks stall out, I keep coming back to this one.
From a budget perspective, CPD operations are almost entirely discretional. (Mind you, pensions and lawsuits are another matter.)
It is an active choice to prioritize this spending above all other spending, year after year.
From a budget perspective, CPD operations are almost entirely discretional. (Mind you, pensions and lawsuits are another matter.)
It is an active choice to prioritize this spending above all other spending, year after year.
I'll close with a reminder I give every year: unlike our other billion-dollar-plus departments, CPD is almost entirely paid for with the general-purpose corporate fund.
Out of every dollar spent on the police budget, roughly 94 cents could be spent on any other city department, if Council wanted.
Out of every dollar spent on the police budget, roughly 94 cents could be spent on any other city department, if Council wanted.
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
As budget talks stall out, I keep coming back to this one.
From a budget perspective, CPD operations are almost entirely discretional. (Mind you, pensions and lawsuits are another matter.)
It is an active choice to prioritize this spending above all other spending, year after year.
From a budget perspective, CPD operations are almost entirely discretional. (Mind you, pensions and lawsuits are another matter.)
It is an active choice to prioritize this spending above all other spending, year after year.
she give on my here til i hat
word invasion, screenshot, apple II (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/157965/...
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
she give on my here til i hat
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Things that will get you kicked out of academia forever:
- taking maternity leave at the wrong time
- spending too much time with your kids
- reporting harassment
- not moving every 2-3 years
- taking a partner's job/preferences into account
- mouthing off before tenure
- taking maternity leave at the wrong time
- spending too much time with your kids
- reporting harassment
- not moving every 2-3 years
- taking a partner's job/preferences into account
- mouthing off before tenure
A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Things that will get you kicked out of academia forever:
- taking maternity leave at the wrong time
- spending too much time with your kids
- reporting harassment
- not moving every 2-3 years
- taking a partner's job/preferences into account
- mouthing off before tenure
- taking maternity leave at the wrong time
- spending too much time with your kids
- reporting harassment
- not moving every 2-3 years
- taking a partner's job/preferences into account
- mouthing off before tenure
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18 year old baby queer: Calling yourself a transbian is icky!!!!!!
43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.
Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.
Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
18 year old baby queer: Calling yourself a transbian is icky!!!!!!
43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.
Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.
Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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i promise you if i wanted irl friends to find me on here i would be like "hey follow me on bluesky, here's my @"
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i promise you if i wanted irl friends to find me on here i would be like "hey follow me on bluesky, here's my @"
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welcome to the club, wolves
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
welcome to the club, wolves
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she’s a ten but spells it LaTeχ and pronounces the χ as in greek
she's a ten, but she never uses \left( and \right), only various \big( \Big( \bigg( \Bigg( options because LaTeX often gets it WRONG in her opinion
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
she’s a ten but spells it LaTeχ and pronounces the χ as in greek
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sorry I forgot I have to be very explicit on this website
do not bring cookies to your food pantry if they have not asked for cookies. this is a job I sign up for at my local food pantry, because they give kids home-baked desserts as part of a free lunch program.
do not bring cookies to your food pantry if they have not asked for cookies. this is a job I sign up for at my local food pantry, because they give kids home-baked desserts as part of a free lunch program.
Your local food pantry may need cookies, too! Or help with grocery delivery. I encourage you to find out and contribute what you can!
I got a five pound bag of chocolate chips from Costco, so this week the kids at the food pantry lunch are getting brown-butter chocolate chip cookies with miso.
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
sorry I forgot I have to be very explicit on this website
do not bring cookies to your food pantry if they have not asked for cookies. this is a job I sign up for at my local food pantry, because they give kids home-baked desserts as part of a free lunch program.
do not bring cookies to your food pantry if they have not asked for cookies. this is a job I sign up for at my local food pantry, because they give kids home-baked desserts as part of a free lunch program.
please, sir, my cloud. it’s very flared
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
please, sir, my cloud. it’s very flared
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
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in the early 2000s Rebecca took the time to chat over IRC with a teenaged and gender-confused Me on the practicalities of transition - in a time where being out as trans online was something that could get you socially ostracized. I owe her a lot for that and only hope I can pay it forward.
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
in the early 2000s Rebecca took the time to chat over IRC with a teenaged and gender-confused Me on the practicalities of transition - in a time where being out as trans online was something that could get you socially ostracized. I owe her a lot for that and only hope I can pay it forward.
it still blows my mind that there's a piece of hardware called a "jackery explorer" and you're not supposed to put your dick in it
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
it still blows my mind that there's a piece of hardware called a "jackery explorer" and you're not supposed to put your dick in it
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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2 minutes for Longinus spearing
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
2 minutes for Longinus spearing
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large vizier models are typically trained using backtreasoning, where the model steps backwards through a plot or scheme to arrive at the cradle of twisted desires that birthed it
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
large vizier models are typically trained using backtreasoning, where the model steps backwards through a plot or scheme to arrive at the cradle of twisted desires that birthed it
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It is looking increasingly likely that Ana - probably the person most involved in organizing protests against payment processor censorship recently - is getting hit by retaliation by those organizations.
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It is looking increasingly likely that Ana - probably the person most involved in organizing protests against payment processor censorship recently - is getting hit by retaliation by those organizations.
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Yeahh go on givus a grand or so everyone is well flush with cash in these times I know it you're all just brimming with dollarydoos to spread around on things with subjective value yeahh go on
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yeahh go on givus a grand or so everyone is well flush with cash in these times I know it you're all just brimming with dollarydoos to spread around on things with subjective value yeahh go on
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Not for nothing, all my Chicago group chats are asking how to help Charlotte.
Another video from Charlotte, NC. Property owners scare off federal agents after they question a man putting up Christmas lights.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not for nothing, all my Chicago group chats are asking how to help Charlotte.
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This is a comic about Pandora
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is a comic about Pandora
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Never ending soup and salad (threatening)
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Never ending soup and salad (threatening)