listen, that steam whistle was probably a kettle or something

the denialists have moved past clean wehrmacht to clean gestapo apparently

this must have been how she got on olbermann’s radar in the first place

paaaaaarkerrrrrrrr noooo

i promise you if i wanted irl friends to find me on here i would be like "hey follow me on bluesky, here's my @"

“you know, i would have voted for brianna a second time”

bryce youngquist with that bryce youngquist guarantee

even the quotes are brutal indictments of literacy

the short answer is, we don’t know the full scope of what’s affected yet, and even the initial triage is going to be a few orders of magnitude more work than it was in the 90s given the ubiquity of tech and how little attention is paid to maintenance now of days

2038? probably

were these the cubes whose cases double as firestarters?

it absolutely was not limited to Florida