Publius Maximus
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Giant nerd. I will like your selfies and reblog your pets.
Jacobite Pretender for Tumblr clout.
DNI if Jim Sensenbrenner
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Jacobite Pretender for Tumblr clout.
DNI if Jim Sensenbrenner
I use a pronoun labler and would like if you did too:
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but:
The heliocentric view of the solar system is correct.
The heliocentric view of the solar system is correct.
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Begging for people to acknowledge that this was the election the Democrats won...
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Begging for people to acknowledge that this was the election the Democrats won...
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You guys there is a YouTube channel by a shepherd in (I'm assuming) Scotland and he's teaching a puppy to herd sheep and this might just be my new comfort watch
Crazy sheepdog puppy loses its mind herding sheep for second time
YouTube video by Seanthesheepman
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You guys there is a YouTube channel by a shepherd in (I'm assuming) Scotland and he's teaching a puppy to herd sheep and this might just be my new comfort watch
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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You can play the More Cynical Than Thou card all you want, but that was NOT on my bingo card.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can play the More Cynical Than Thou card all you want, but that was NOT on my bingo card.
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So
This is how I learned that
There were some new emails released today
Um
This is how I learned that
There were some new emails released today
Um
Honey, literally nothing in the last thirty years prepared me for the suggestion of Trump blowing Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So
This is how I learned that
There were some new emails released today
Um
This is how I learned that
There were some new emails released today
Um
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I love obscure historical academic beefs. Reading a guy who is clearly SO MAD about an unnamed interlocutor being Wrong about the efficacy of Genoese crossbow strings at the battle of Crécy in 1346.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I love obscure historical academic beefs. Reading a guy who is clearly SO MAD about an unnamed interlocutor being Wrong about the efficacy of Genoese crossbow strings at the battle of Crécy in 1346.
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Curious Georg, who lives with the Man with the Yellow Hat & investigates over 10,000 new things each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
May 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Curious Georg, who lives with the Man with the Yellow Hat & investigates over 10,000 new things each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
This might be the single cruelest thing I have ever heard a politician say.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This might be the single cruelest thing I have ever heard a politician say.
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Trump's doctors are making airplane motions and sounds to get him to take his pills and promising him ice cream after all his appointments
That's a good point. They're talking to him like he's 4.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump's doctors are making airplane motions and sounds to get him to take his pills and promising him ice cream after all his appointments
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
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Pump me full of antigens, daddy
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Pump me full of antigens, daddy
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i can't go to the unveiling of the jeans and get my blue soup because it's after baby bedtime but can somebody go and report back.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i can't go to the unveiling of the jeans and get my blue soup because it's after baby bedtime but can somebody go and report back.
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Hi, I'm Julie and thanks to the help from people on this site I was able to pay the movers today and get my stuff!
It is such a relief.
It is such a relief.
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hi, I'm Julie and thanks to the help from people on this site I was able to pay the movers today and get my stuff!
It is such a relief.
It is such a relief.
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Radiohead are touring. Green Day are touring. Nine Inch Nails are touring. Sarah McLachlan has just released a new album
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Radiohead are touring. Green Day are touring. Nine Inch Nails are touring. Sarah McLachlan has just released a new album
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I can't stop laughing at the thought that maybe Trump's doctors aren't telling him diddly squat about what they're looking for with these scans vs what they're findinflg, because they all know he'd accidentally word vomit and tell us he has a brain tumor
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I can't stop laughing at the thought that maybe Trump's doctors aren't telling him diddly squat about what they're looking for with these scans vs what they're findinflg, because they all know he'd accidentally word vomit and tell us he has a brain tumor
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This is the way.
You'll ignore this, but every time you tweet angrily about crap like that Nuzzi piece you're confirming NYT editors' intuitions/incentivizing more of it. The entire intellectual/journo model here is, "Does this person get people angry? Yes? OK they're provocative/get talked about. Write about her."
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is the way.
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mesmerizing timeline cleanse
Jupiter’s Stunning Southern Hemisphere - From NASA Marshall Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/GxRZqB
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
mesmerizing timeline cleanse
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did everyone see the big news today?
mcrib is back
mcrib is back
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
did everyone see the big news today?
mcrib is back
mcrib is back
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Yesterday I learned that the US Navy has a tiara option for female sailors to wear in dress uniform and I for one think they are missing a huge opportunity for recruitment by not making this more well-known. I did not know the Navy had tiaras when I was picking my service branch. I feel cheated.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yesterday I learned that the US Navy has a tiara option for female sailors to wear in dress uniform and I for one think they are missing a huge opportunity for recruitment by not making this more well-known. I did not know the Navy had tiaras when I was picking my service branch. I feel cheated.
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Imagine being Cheryl Hines and waking up today to dozens of text messages from friends linking to the NYT profile on Nuzzi where she admits RFK said "I love you" first after you just went on The View and covered for him lmao
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Imagine being Cheryl Hines and waking up today to dozens of text messages from friends linking to the NYT profile on Nuzzi where she admits RFK said "I love you" first after you just went on The View and covered for him lmao
I keep confusing Mayor Wilson with Mayor Goodway.
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I keep confusing Mayor Wilson with Mayor Goodway.
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This is the grossest version of clue i've ever played
Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is the grossest version of clue i've ever played
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One minute after the photo comes out: "It was the best he ever had! Some people are saying it's better than anything on Pornhub!"
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One minute after the photo comes out: "It was the best he ever had! Some people are saying it's better than anything on Pornhub!"
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.