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Will Myers
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Investigative reporter. Washington, DC. "Trynna get good..."

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Email: billcaphill@proton.me
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If anyone needs an investigative hack for oppo research/comms ideas, i do pro bono.

If you're thinking about trying journalism, happy to play uncle/champion. (Esp. if you don't look like me.)

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media.tenor.com
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Per Dan Dakich’s request we have updated this story
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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It’s a big club and you ain’t in it
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I’m no dem consultant but if I were I’d take a long, hard look at this graph and punch myself in the face repeatedly after
ALL OF THIS BECAUSE OF RACISM.

A good chunk of Americans lost their mind because a Black Family lived in the White House for 8 years.

The orange demon was never qualified to run this country but racism allowed & excuses THIS👇🏿

I don’t know a single person that’s shocked by the pedo files today.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I have a joke about Prometheus that is eating me up inside.
I have a joke about Sisyphus, but it's an up hill climb
I have a joke about Pandora but there’s a lot to unpack
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.

People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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the key error was letting Boebert sit in those leather chairs they've got in the situation room- in theater seating there's no way she'll release her grip
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I am shooting my shot.

I love writing op-eds.

@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.

Signed,

A Black woman who writes for the public
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A Memoir...
Still pissed I heard We Didn’t Start the Fire this morning.
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Still pissed I heard We Didn’t Start the Fire this morning.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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who has a bloomberg terminal and wants to be my new best friend?
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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“Why are you putting in raised crosswalks? That means that I might have to slow down to 40 in my new car, the Lifted Ford ChildMower 3000!”
Safety for me, not for thee
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Grown men keep coming up to me, big burley men, Staten Island's finest, tears in their eyes. "I can handle a lot," they say to me weeping "but I'm terrified about a mayor who wants free childcare and affordable housing."
"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month"

(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
NYPD Officers Say Mamdani’s Win Will Lead to Exodus of ‘A Few Hundred’ Officers
Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s ...
freebeacon.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
trump is amazing because simply everything you think you know about him gets worse with more time, info and reflection, no light escapes him
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."

I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
NEW DATA: Lower Prices, Bigger Paychecks
President Donald J. Trump’s bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families — with new data from DoorDash’s State of Local Commerce
www.whitehouse.gov
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I hereby apologize to Eyes Wide Shut for thinking it was hyperbolic
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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NEW: DHS secretly obtained Chicago police data on 900 residents accused of gang ties. It was quietly deleted after intelligence officers violated rules against domestic spying.

The handoff came well after city inspectors formally announced CPD's gang data was deeply flawed and infected w/ bias.
DHS Kept Chicago Police Records for Months in Violation of Domestic Espionage Rules
The Department of Homeland Security collected data on Chicago residents accused of gang ties to test if police files could feed an FBI watchlist. Months passed before anyone noticed it wasn’t deleted.
www.wired.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Laying out all their crimes in emails really shows just how dumb these guys are. I, personally, post all my crimes on Bluesky, which is way smarter.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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He mentions Epstein twice in this post. Lmao. It's like that scene from Fawlty Towers when he keeps saying DON'T MENTION THE WAR and ends up goose stepping around the lobby
Did not take Trump long to try to rectify that briefing via Truth Social
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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texting all of my dearest friends individually to let them know i will soon achieve my life’s dream (visiting the american museum of tort law)
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
New Epstein emails claim Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim
Democrats on the House Oversight say the emails provide evidence of a cover-up by the White House
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM