Professor Werewolf
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
American Canto paperback cover
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
The first time I saw "hors d'oeuvres" written out, I pronounced it "hours devours."
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The first time I saw "hors d'oeuvres" written out, I pronounced it "hours devours."
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i don't care about context, this post on its own is 🤌
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i don't care about context, this post on its own is 🤌
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Scrolling through old pictures of my father. Here's a good one. Upload. "Grok write a eulogy for this person in unhinged mode using forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Scrolling through old pictures of my father. Here's a good one. Upload. "Grok write a eulogy for this person in unhinged mode using forbidden words."
"I just want some vodka flavored vodka."
-Dennis Leary's even drunker brother
-Dennis Leary's even drunker brother
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"I just want some vodka flavored vodka."
-Dennis Leary's even drunker brother
-Dennis Leary's even drunker brother
"This is so Kafkaesque," I say, as I crush my dick with a ball-peen hammer.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"This is so Kafkaesque," I say, as I crush my dick with a ball-peen hammer.
I realize everyone's first instinct is to condemn this statement, and treat it as a serious breach of norms, but it would be nice if someone called out the fact that he's full of shit. He's a fat pussy and no one should be afraid of him
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I realize everyone's first instinct is to condemn this statement, and treat it as a serious breach of norms, but it would be nice if someone called out the fact that he's full of shit. He's a fat pussy and no one should be afraid of him
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The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
And people say Libertarianism is dead
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
And people say Libertarianism is dead
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She smiles and says “I will always love you”
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
I don't know how they pick the Thursday night matchups, but they need to stop doing that.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don't know how they pick the Thursday night matchups, but they need to stop doing that.
I basically feel like an idiot every week when I watch Thursday night football.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I basically feel like an idiot every week when I watch Thursday night football.
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They were selling heavily discounted frozen pizzas at the grocery store and I grabbed so many in my arms that an employee saw me and was momentarily alarmed until a look of sadness crossed her face
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They were selling heavily discounted frozen pizzas at the grocery store and I grabbed so many in my arms that an employee saw me and was momentarily alarmed until a look of sadness crossed her face
Can you name one? What are they right about? Spell it out for me.
I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that.
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Can you name one? What are they right about? Spell it out for me.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Oh I’m going out of town for 2 days? Let me pack an amount of underwear like I plan on shitting myself multiple times a day every day
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh I’m going out of town for 2 days? Let me pack an amount of underwear like I plan on shitting myself multiple times a day every day
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
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your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
If you die in Sega, you die in real life
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you die in Sega, you die in real life
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THIS guy is Antifa clearly, he brought out the stupidest bike possible to make MAGA look like a bunch of assholes
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
THIS guy is Antifa clearly, he brought out the stupidest bike possible to make MAGA look like a bunch of assholes