Professor Werewolf
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
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we didn't appreciate how good we had it back when every facebook post looked like this
March 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
we didn't appreciate how good we had it back when every facebook post looked like this
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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Training an LLM on The King In Yellow and seeing if it can come up with other plays that destroy people’s psyches
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Training an LLM on The King In Yellow and seeing if it can come up with other plays that destroy people’s psyches
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
American Canto paperback cover
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
The first time I saw "hors d'oeuvres" written out, I pronounced it "hours devours."
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The first time I saw "hors d'oeuvres" written out, I pronounced it "hours devours."
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i don't care about context, this post on its own is 🤌
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i don't care about context, this post on its own is 🤌
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Scrolling through old pictures of my father. Here's a good one. Upload. "Grok write a eulogy for this person in unhinged mode using forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Scrolling through old pictures of my father. Here's a good one. Upload. "Grok write a eulogy for this person in unhinged mode using forbidden words."
"I just want some vodka flavored vodka."
-Dennis Leary's even drunker brother
-Dennis Leary's even drunker brother
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"I just want some vodka flavored vodka."
-Dennis Leary's even drunker brother
-Dennis Leary's even drunker brother
"This is so Kafkaesque," I say, as I crush my dick with a ball-peen hammer.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"This is so Kafkaesque," I say, as I crush my dick with a ball-peen hammer.
I realize everyone's first instinct is to condemn this statement, and treat it as a serious breach of norms, but it would be nice if someone called out the fact that he's full of shit. He's a fat pussy and no one should be afraid of him
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I realize everyone's first instinct is to condemn this statement, and treat it as a serious breach of norms, but it would be nice if someone called out the fact that he's full of shit. He's a fat pussy and no one should be afraid of him
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The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
And people say Libertarianism is dead
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
And people say Libertarianism is dead
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She smiles and says “I will always love you”
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
I don't know how they pick the Thursday night matchups, but they need to stop doing that.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don't know how they pick the Thursday night matchups, but they need to stop doing that.
I basically feel like an idiot every week when I watch Thursday night football.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I basically feel like an idiot every week when I watch Thursday night football.