2. I'm jealous of whichever lawyer gets to write the response.
MAGA: Easter Islanders are demanding liberation!
NY Times: Easter Island, more important than you think.
Pentagon: Put together some invasion plans for Easter Island.
Trump: Actually I meant Malta.
MAGA: Easter Islanders are demanding liberation!
NY Times: Easter Island, more important than you think.
Pentagon: Put together some invasion plans for Easter Island.
Trump: Actually I meant Malta.
by Patrick Soon-Shiong
by Patrick Soon-Shiong
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink